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Bermuda Triangle - 80s retro neon Socks

Description: The ultimate legend of the Atlantic Ocean

Tags: 80s, atlantic ocean, bahamas, bermuda, carribean

Bermuda Triangle - 80s retro neon Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Darmine Doggy Door - I think you should leave Socks

Description: Happy pet, peace of mind! Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, brians hat, calico cut pants, chunky
Fenton's Stables & Horse Ranch - Est. 2019 Socks

Description: Where the horses are hung like you

Tags: chunky, corncob tv, dan flashes, fentons, fentons stables horse ranch
Stanzo Brand Fedoras - They're Stanzos! They're nice! Socks

Description: You are automatically my friend if I say "they're stanzos, they're nice!" and you know what I'm talking about

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Hello my name is... Dixie Normous Socks

Description: Had to do it

Tags: bachelorette party, big dick, dick, dick joke, dixie normous

Hello my name is... Dixie Normous Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don't want anyone to have the worst day of their job...but, do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall, and have like a huge cum shot? Socks

Description: The "adult" ghost tour - I think you should leave

Tags: brians hat, chunky, corncob tv, cum shot, dan flashes
Stanzo Brand Fedoras - They're Stanzos! They're nice! Socks

Description: You are automatically my friend if I say "they're stanzos, they're nice!" and you know what I'm talking about

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Fenton's Stables & Horse Ranch - Est. 2019 Socks

Description: Where the horses are hung like you

Tags: chunky, corncob tv, dan flashes, fentons, fentons stables horse ranch
You're my boy blue Socks

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: anchorman, blue, college, dust in the wind, frank the tank

You're my boy blue Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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The Bob Loblaw Law Blog - Lobbing Law Bombs Socks

Description: You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw

Tags: attorney, banana stand, bluth, bluth company, bluths
Those aren't pillows! Socks

Description: When you are spooning in a motel bed, and your hand finds a nice warm spot.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, chicago, christmas

Those aren't pillows! Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Look what you did you little jerk Socks

Description: Home Alone, full of incredible quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Tags: christmas humor, fuller, funny xmas, harry marv, home alone quote

Look what you did you little jerk Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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The Bob Loblaw Law Blog "Lobbing Law Bombs" Socks

Description: You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw

Tags: arrested development, attorney, banana stand, bluth, bluth company
There are places I remember Socks

Description: Classic.

Tags: abbey road, beatles art, george harrison, here comes the sun, i love you

There are places I remember Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Frank the Tank Socks

Description: Legend.

Tags: ben stiller, college, drinking, drunk, frank

Frank the Tank Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Merry Christmas from Leonardo Dicaprio Socks

Description: The perfect combination for an Xmas party ugly Christmas sweater.

Tags: christmas, christmas eve, christmas sweater, django, django unchained

Merry Christmas from Leonardo Dicaprio Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Griswold Family Christmas Tree Farm - Est. 1989 Socks

Description: Looks great, little full, lotta sap A fun old fashioned family Christmas

Tags: christmas, christmas tree, christmas vacation, cousin eddie, dont know margot
Mele Kaliki Maka Socks

Description: Hawaii vibes

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, cousin eddie

Mele Kaliki Maka Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Mele Kaliki Maka - Merry Christmas Socks

Description: Hawaii vibes

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, cousin eddie

Mele Kaliki Maka - Merry Christmas Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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MILF Man I love football Socks

Description: It works.

Tags: bears, chiefs, eagles, football lovers, football player

MILF Man I love football Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Socks

Description: And keep the change

Tags: angels, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, home alone quote

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Ho ho ho you ain't gettin' shit Socks

Description: A lump of coal if you're lucky

Tags: bad santa, christmas, christmas party, christmas present, christmas vacation

Ho ho ho you ain't gettin' shit Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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The next stop is the Eastside Motel - vintage Long Beach, CA logo Socks

Description: Warren G was on the streets tryin' to consume

Tags: california, hip hop, la, long beach, los angeles
Schmitt's Gay Beer - vintage SNL Socks

Description: "If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a Schmitt's" One of the funniest SNL fake tv commercials of all time.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, beer, beer commercial, bud light

Schmitt's Gay Beer - vintage SNL Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Cocaine everywhere - funny xmas Socks

Description: Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Tags: cocaine, colorado, drugs, funny christmas, funny xmas

Cocaine everywhere - funny xmas Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Hans Gruber's Christmas Eve 1988 Nakatomi Takeover Socks

Description: Los Angeles, CA A very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: alan rickman, bruce willis, christmas sweater, die hard, john mcclane
Hallelujah! Holy sh*t where's the tylenol? Socks

Description: Classic.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, cousin eddie
My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon Socks

Description: One of the best lyrics of any Led Zeppelin song in my opinion.

Tags: 70s, black dog, going to california, jimmy page, kashmir

My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Just a guy who loves Squatchin' Socks

Description: Bigfoot!

Tags: big foot, bigfoot american flag, bigfoot believer, bigfoot funny, bigfoot sasquatch i believe

Just a guy who loves Squatchin' Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Bodhi & Utah's Surf Company - Since 1991 Socks

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Tags: 90s, australia, bells beach, california, fbi
FRESH - California vintage license plate Socks

Description: The license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare

Tags: 80s, 90s, bel air, beverly hills, california
Shooter Mcgavin Socks

Description: Legend of the gold jacket tournament. It's Shooter's tour.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs peterson, funny golf

Shooter Mcgavin Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Shooter McGavin Socks

Description: Legend of the links

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs peterson, funny golf

Shooter McGavin Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Bob & Bob Consulting - "What would you say you do here?" Socks

Description: The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.

Tags: bill lumbergh, chotchkies, consultant, cubicle, initech
WKRP in Cincinnati - vintage logo Socks

Description: WKRP

Tags: 70s, andy travis, bengals, cincinnati, cincinnati bengals

WKRP in Cincinnati - vintage logo Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Billy passed the 3rd grade, oh what a glorious day Socks

Description: That was an epic third grade graduation party, and who was that band?

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison quote, billy passed the 3rd grade, chubbs peterson

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