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I cannot live, laugh, love in these conditions. Socks

Description: Subpar conditions are not conducive for living laughing and loving.

Tags: bad condition, bless this mess, conditions, farmhouse, funny
Big Dumb Cup Socks

Description: Is there a void in your life? Fill it with cup. It’s more than just a cup, it’s a big cup.

Tags: big dumb cup, cold drink, cup, dakota johnson, drinks
Sterling Cooper & Partners Socks

Description: 1271 6th Avenue New York, NY 10020

Tags: 60s, ad agency, advertising, art director, creative
Sterling, Cooper, Draper & Pryce Socks

Description: 1271 Avenue of the Americas New York, New York 10020

Tags: 60s, ad agency, advertising, art director, creative
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Socks

Description: The best fictional ad agency, with the best ad man Don Draper.

Tags: 60s, ad agency, advertising, art director, creative
You have died of dysentery Socks

Description: A bad way to go on the trail.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, dysentery
Heck Yeah Socks

Description: Just nice

Tags: cool, cursive, funny, funny sayings, heck
Get in loser - we're going to die of dysentery Socks

Description: Legendary game. I would play this again in a heartbeat.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, developer
I want that dog in me Socks

Description: Legendary hot dog.

Tags: 4th of july, bbq, costco hot dog, dog, food
I got that dog in me Socks

Description: Legendary hot dog.

Tags: 4th of july, bbq, costco hot dog, dog, food
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Socks

Description: Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something

Tags: 90s, andre 3000, aquemini, atl, atlanta
Ask me about DIABEETUS Socks

Description: Legend.

Tags: 80s, birthday, brimley, cocoon, diabetics
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed Socks

Description: True statement

Tags: bodybuilding, consequences of my own actions, crime, criminal, dildo
SHOOTER Socks

Description: Legend of the links

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs peterson, funny golf
Middle-Aged Man Socks

Description: Forgotten, incredible recurring skit

Tags: 80s, 90s, austin powers, birthday, comedy
Stay salty my friends - vintage design Socks

Description: It just works.

Tags: bachelorette, bitch, bitches, cerveza, dont be a salty bitch
Equinsu Ocha - white devil Socks

Description: Nobody messes with the do! Probably the funniest scene from any of the Ace Ventura movies

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, ace ventura quotes, ace ventura when nature calls, alrighty then
Pat McCrotch Irish Pub Socks

Description: Made in Ireland

Tags: drinking, funny irish, funny st patricks day, ireland, irish
I don't want to go, but I want to be invited Socks

Description: Happens all the time

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, dont want to go, friends, funny saying
Pat McCrotch Irish Pub Socks

Description: Made in Ireland

Tags: drinking, funny st patricks day, ireland, irish, irish drinking team
Augusta Socks

Description: A place like no other

Tags: atlanta, country club, georgia, golf, golf course
Will Ferrell - Legend - 90's bootleg style design Socks

Description: I had to make this. I hope people appreciate how insanely iconic Will Ferrell's characters are.

Tags: 90s bootleg, anchorman, blades of glory, boats and hoes, elf
Mr. Miyagi's Car Wash & Auto Detailing - Reseda, CA Est. 1984 Socks

Description: Wax On , Wax Off Reseda, CA

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, auto detailing, california, car wash
Year of the Dragon 2024 Socks

Description: Good year

Tags: 2024, 2024 dragon, 2024 election, asian dragon, astrology
Nobody Messes with the Do! Socks

Description: Equinsu Ocha = White Devil You cannot touch a man's hair.

Tags: 90s, ace ventura quotes, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. Socks

Description: True statement

Tags: actions, consequences of my own actions, crime, criminal, dildo
Napoleon Dynamite Socks

Description: Dance skills

Tags: dance, gosh, high school, idaho, kip
Fredo's Lake Tahoe Boat Rentals - Est. 1959 Socks

Description: Fredo wanted to start a little boat rental fishing side business, but Michael had to get all "Family" on him

Tags: corleone, fishing, fredo, fredos boat rental, gangster
Fredo's Lake Tahoe Boat Rentals - Est. 1959 Socks

Description: Fredo wanted to start a little boat rental fishing side business, but Michael had to get all "Family" on him

Tags: corleone, fishing, fredo, fredos boat rental, gangster
How do you like Will Hunting's Apples? Socks

Description: How do you like them apples? Boston, MA

Tags: 90s, apple, apple orchard, apples, ben affleck
Sucka Free Socks

Description: Livin' easy

Tags: 90s hip hop, cartoon, cat, easy, fool
Cotton Eye Joe - where did he come from? where did he go? Next on Unsolved Mysteries Socks

Description: Eurodance country techno legendary mashup meets our greatest unsolved mystery. Where did he come from? Where did he go? If you have any information, please contact our producers.

Tags: 90s, cotton eye joe, cotton eyed joe, country, crime
Visit Beautiful Tatooine - twice the sun, twice the fun Socks

Description: A simple, elegant vintage tourism design for this legendary outer rim desert planet.

Tags: cantina, darth vader, elon musk, empire, galactic republic
Stage 5 Clinger Socks

Description: We've all been there

Tags: boyfriend, breakup, breakup gift, clinger, clingy
Someday you'll go far, I hope you stay there Socks

Description: See ya wouldn't want to be ya

Tags: adventure, camping, funny travel, go away, hiking
I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose - Ace Ventura Socks

Description: Equinsu Ocha = White Devil You cannot touch a man's hair.

Tags: 90s, ace ventura quotes, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber

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