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Here for the Hot Dogs & Freedom Socks

Description: As American as apple pie, or an American eagle wearing a red white and blue USA flag holding a hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, american, american eagle, american flag, eagle
The british blew a 13 Colony lead Socks

Description: It's like going 0 for 10 in a game 7. Or being up 3-0 in a playoff series. Or having a thirteen run lead in baseball and blowing it.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, british, british blew
Circuit City - Where Service is State of the Art Socks

Description: Late 80's vintage logo for this iconic electronics store

Tags: 80s, 90s, circuit, computers, electronics
Club Aqua Socks

Description: I think this is a top 5 sketch for me. I really liked Club Aqua before the big back deck collapsed. I dip into Haunted House once in a while.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, chunky, club, club aqua
Polk High Football - 4 touchdowns in one game Al Bundy Socks

Description: City Champions 1966. A vintage design for the High school football city champion legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
Polk High Football 4 touchdowns in one game - Al Bundy Socks

Description: A vintage design for the High school football city champion legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s tv, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
I drink your milkshake Socks

Description: Daniel Plainview - oilman, milkshake drinker

Tags: california, daniel day lewis, daniel plainview, drill, gangs of new york
Springfield Monorail - Est. 1993 Socks

Description: Electrified Better than Shelbyville

Tags: bart, donuts, homer, homer simpson, lyle lanley
Air will be Bud Socks

Description: There are mash up designs, and then there is this brilliant piece of basketball dunking dog over flaming oil rig art.

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, air bud, air will be bud, basketball
Air will be Bud Socks

Description: There are mash up designs, and then there is this brilliant piece of basketball dunking dog over flaming oil rig art.

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, air will be bud, basketball, california
I'm so good your mom claps for me Socks

Description: We all know the kid who puts on the I'm so perfect act

Tags: award, bad kid, claps, funny, funny mom
po-po Socks

Description: What did this mean when you were a kid?

Tags: arrest, cop, cops, funny, funny kids
I'm Bigfoot Bitch - Happy 4th of July Socks

Description: I have to think that Bigfoot is a big USA guy, and also swears a lot. A perfect funny and weird Merica party design.

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, bigfoot, britney
I'll be fine after this coffee Socks

Description: We've all felt this way. Super tired, lack of sleep, maybe hungover, and you drink a cup of coffee and somehow you still feel like this skeleton but now just wired.

Tags: alcohol, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee drinks, cup of coffee
B.D.S.M. - Bees do so much for the environment Socks

Description: They do!

Tags: bdsm, beekeeper, beekeeping, bees do so much, bumblebee
About to Goblin Mode Socks

Description: There are so many situations that this fits with.

Tags: cute, food, funny, funny panda, funny weird
This is a no flex zone Socks

Description: No flexing allowed

Tags: bench, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, commercial, fitness
You can't spell SAUSAGE without USA Socks

Description: Merica loves sausage

Tags: 4th of july, america, bbq, brats, dad
Polk High Football 1966 City Champions - vintage Socks

Description: High school football legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Tags: 4 touchdowns, 90s tv, al bundy 33, al bundy football, al bundy jersey
Blue's Wrestling Team - You're my boy blue! Socks

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: anchorman, blue, college, dust in the wind, frank the tank
You're my boy blue Socks

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: anchorman, blue, college, dust in the wind, frank the tank
Nice Rack - vintage design Socks

Description: It's nature

Tags: boobs, boobs funny, breasts, buck, deer
Bill Swerski's Super Fans - Since 1985 Socks

Description: Daaaaaaaaaaaa bears

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears, bill swerski, caleb williams
What is the soup du jour?  It's the soup of the day Socks

Description: Mmmm...that sounds good, I'll have that

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, diner, dumb and dumber quote, hang by the bar put out the vibe
What is the soup di jour? It's the soup of the day Socks

Description: Mmmm...that sounds good, I'll have that

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, diner, dumb and dumber quote, hang by the bar put out the vibe
SPROCKETS hosted by Dieter Socks

Description: Underrated classic.

Tags: 80s, 90s, austin powers, dieter, dj
Come see me in a few weeks when you got them curls - Gelutol Socks

Description: Doink doink doink doink doink

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, curls
Over the hills and far away Socks

Description: Hey lady, you got the love I need

Tags: 70s, black dog, going to california, jimmy page, john bonham
This is a flex zone Socks

Description: Muscles

Tags: bench, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, commercial, fitness
I love big bombs Socks

Description: Big hits

Tags: baseball player, big bombs, big hitter, bombs, chicago cubs
Gaba Ghoul Socks

Description: Gabagool or Gaba Ghoul? A perfect, easy last minute Halloween costume

Tags: boo, cute ghost, funny ghost, funny halloween, gaba ghoul
I came here to drink and fuck, and I'm almost done drinking Socks

Description: Aggressive

Tags: alcohol, beer, biker, college, drink and fuck
Narfle the Garthok! Socks

Description: Trial by combat for Beldar

Tags: 70s, aliens, beldar, conehead, consume mass quantities
You can't spell Sausage without USA Socks

Description: Merica

Tags: 4th of july, america, bbq, brats, dad
See you in Cancun Socks

Description: Classic basketball

Tags: 76ers, basketball, celtics, charles barkley, durant
I am a traveler of both time and space Socks

Description: One of the best lines

Tags: 70s, jimmy page, john bonham, kashmir, lyrics

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