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Duncan's Toy Chest - Home Alone toy store Socks

Description: A vintage logo for the best toy store in New York City

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, duncans toy chest, home alone quote, kevin mccallister
FREE HAND JOBS Socks

Description: Free tho

Tags: blow job, college, college girls, dating, drunk
Waterbury Open 1996 - Happy Gilmore Socks

Description: It's all in the hips Vintage golf logo

Tags: adam sandler, augusta, billy madison, chubbs, chubbs peterson
Mandrake Falls Fire Department Socks

Description: From the classic Adam Sandler comedy - Mr. Deeds

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, comedy, deeds
Sorry I'm late, I was cranking my hog Socks

Description: Might actually be true

Tags: always late, always late but worth the wait, cranking, cranking my hog, funny
IRISH - vintage design Socks

Description: it works.

Tags: acdc, angus young, beer, chicago, dublin
Vaya Con Dios Socks

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Tags: 90s, bells beach, bodhi, california, god
Greenway Press - Elf Socks

Description: A vintage logo from the fiction Elf publisher

Tags: angry elf, buddy elf, buddy the elf, bye buddy, christmas
Philosophers only want one thing, and it's f*cking discussing Socks

Description: They're always discussing

Tags: aristotle, dad joke, dirty joke, discussion, disgusting
Turd Ferguson 2024 Socks

Description: Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name The Washington DC candidate who will be the funniest

Tags: 2024, comedian, comedy, democrat, election
Philosophers only want one thing, and it's fucking discussing Socks

Description: They're always discussing

Tags: aristotle, dirty joke, discussion, disgusting, dudes
Everything I don't like is rigged Socks

Description: And I'm going to whine about it

Tags: aging, boomer, capitalism, complain, conspiracy
Shake and Bake - Ricky Bobby & Cal Naughton Jr. Socks

Description: Talladega Nights has always been a funny movie, but for whatever reason, I think it's become very rewatchable.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, dont you put that evil on me, formula 1, halloween
Jamie Taco - Actor - Nobody says their lines faster than me Socks

Description: I'll never say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cringe, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Jamie Taco - Actor - "nobody says their lines faster than me" Socks

Description: I'll never say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cringe, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Please be patient, I'm from the 1900's Socks

Description: The perfect funny birthday gift for anyone from the old ages

Tags: 30 years old, 40th birthday gift, 50th birthday, birthday, boomer
Paper Street Soap Company - Est. 1999 Socks

Description: All natural - Handmade Bradford Tyler Durden's favorite

Tags: 90s, 90s movie, brad pitt, edward norton, fight club rules
It's time to get ill Socks

Description: What's the time?

Tags: ad rock, biggie smalls, brooklyn, hip hop, ill
MacMillan Toys Socks

Description: From the legendary 1988 movie BIG

Tags: 80s, forrest gump, job, josh baskin, kids
Greenway Press - Elf Socks

Description: A vintage logo from the fiction Elf publisher

Tags: angry elf, buddy elf, buddy the elf, bye buddy, christmas
F*ck them boats Socks

Description: Killer whales, working as a pod, have been known to attack and sink boats.

Tags: boating, boats, cute whale, fishing, funny whale
ill Socks

Description: Perfect script font. Dope shirt.

Tags: beastie boys, biggie, biggie smalls, brooklyn, golf
Employee of the month at the dick sucking factory Socks

Description: Month after month

Tags: coworker, dick sucking, dick sucking factory, dirty joke, dirty mind
Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo. Socks

Description: Every golfer has either said this or heard this on the golf course. It's perfectly acceptable 1-2 per round.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs, golf
Rules for ordering Fully Loaded Nachos Socks

Description: If you order nachos to share, one person can't take all the ones with meat and stuff.

Tags: brians hat, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo. Socks

Description: Every golfer has either said this or heard this on the golf course. It's perfectly acceptable 1-2 per round.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs, gold jacket
Punky QB known as Williams Socks

Description: The new punky QB. There is hope. Daaaaaa Bears.

Tags: bears, caleb, chicago, chicago bears, da bears
Saturday Faturday Socks

Description: Ready to eat

Tags: cat, cat lady, chubby, cute, dessert
Panda Watch! Socks

Description: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.

Tags: brian fantana, brick tamland, champ kind, kind of a big deal, panda
Where the fuck is my son? Socks

Description: Seriously, where is he?

Tags: best dad, dad, dory, father, fathers day
Trying my best Socks

Description: Courtesy of morning coffee

Tags: caffeine, coffee, cup of coffee, doing my best, funny
Trying my best Socks

Description: Sometimes that's all you can do

Tags: 70s, borg, doing my best, funny, john mcenroe
Beverly Hills - vintage sign Socks

Description: That's where I want to be

Tags: 90201, axel foley, beverly hills california, beverly hills cop, cali
Moist Socks

Description: So many girls love this word...okay not really

Tags: funny thanksgiving, girlfriend, girls, humor, i like it moist
Midnight Toker Socks

Description: Smoker, joker, midnight toker

Tags: 420, baked, bonfire, cannabis, cannabis lover
Beggin' for a peggin' Socks

Description: Double entendre

Tags: beggin for a peggin, bisexual, cracker, cracker barrel, gay

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