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The work is mysterious & important - Lumon Socks

Description: Love this show

Tags: 1984, adam scott, ben stiller, dystopian, helly
my innie works at Lumon Socks

Description: Love this show

Tags: 1984, adam scott, ben stiller, dystopian, helly

my innie works at Lumon Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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What up gangsta Socks

Description: Gangstaaaaaaa

Tags: 2000s, 50, 50 cent, cali, cuz

What up gangsta Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Lumon - Macrodata Refinement Socks

Description: Love this show

Tags: 1984, adam scott, ben stiller, dystopian, innie

Lumon - Macrodata Refinement Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Lumon - United in Severance Socks

Description: Dystopian office humor at its best

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, breakroom, innie, john turturro

Lumon - United in Severance Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Lumon Industries - Since 1865 Socks

Description: Dystopian office humor at its best

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, breakroom, john turturro, live to work work to live

Lumon Industries - Since 1865 Socks

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You can't spell autism without USA Socks

Description: facts only

Tags: 4th of july, america, autism, autistic, cant spell autism without usa

You can't spell autism without USA Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Lumon - the work is mysterious and important Socks

Description: Macrodata refinement

Tags: adam scott, ben stiller, eagan, innie, john turturro
The You You Are by Dr. Ricken Socks

Description: A spiritual biography of you

Tags: adam scott, boss gift, dr ricken, innie, john turturro

The You You Are by Dr. Ricken Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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I gave these bitches independence, Bitches love independence - Thomas Jefferson Socks

Description: Thomas knew what was up

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, bitches love independence, founding fathers
and I'm Dooneese Socks

Description: One of her best characters.

Tags: doonese, bridesmaid, funny, gilly, kate mckinnon

and I'm Dooneese Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Swinger Socks

Description: Golf swing that is

Tags: bachelor party, birdie, caddy, funny golf, golf cart

Swinger Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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DOGS love Socks

Description: best friends

Tags: animal, best dogs, best friend, cute, dog

DOGS love Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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I gave these bitches independence, bitches love independence - Thomas Jefferson Socks

Description: Thomas knew what was up

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, bitches love independence, founding fathers
Show me your boobs if you hate racism Socks

Description: Fight the good fight

Tags: absurd, breasts, funny, funny racism, memes

Show me your boobs if you hate racism Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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I got that dog in me Socks

Description: Mad dog 2020

Tags: absurd, alcohol, beer, college, costco

I got that dog in me Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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WISCANSIN Socks

Description: Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin

Tags: college, green bay, lake house, lake life, madison

WISCANSIN Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Swinger Socks

Description: Golf swing that is

Tags: bachelor party, birdie, caddy, funny golf, golf

Swinger Socks

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Squabble up LA Socks

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, hip hop, kendrick, ketchup

Squabble up LA Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Show me your boobs if you hate racism Socks

Description: Fight the good fight

Tags: absurd, breasts, funny, funny racism, memes

Show me your boobs if you hate racism Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Do you know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky? Socks

Description: Great guy.

Tags: bar, beer, brasky, comedy, dad
I love edging Socks

Description: You just have to try it

Tags: dad, edge, fathers day, funny lawn, gardener

I love edging Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Jane, you ignorant slut Socks

Description: classic line

Tags: bill murray, chevy chase, comedy, dan aykroyd, ignorant

Jane, you ignorant slut Socks

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Low-Key Fire Socks

Description: get it?

Tags: brain rot, cringe, fire, gen z, high key

Low-Key Fire Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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God is testing me...and I have not studied Socks

Description: I'm not sure what type of humor this is, but I like it. Absurdist humor maybe? But if you add a surprised kitten, somehow it totally works.

Tags: absurdism, absurdist, cat, christian, faith
You cannot be serious - John Mcenroe Socks

Description: Legend. They don't make them like this anymore.

Tags: 80s, 80s tennis, baumer, bjorn borg, mcenroe

You cannot be serious - John Mcenroe Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Anxiety: Get Ready.  Me: For What?  Anxiety: idk just hurry Socks

Description: A couple times per week

Tags: adhd, anxious, autistic, depression, dread
Do you know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky? Socks

Description: Great guy.

Tags: alec baldwin, bar, beer, brasky, comedy
Lips & Assholes Socks

Description: Home of the Old 96'er Lake Pechoggin, WI

Tags: 4th of july, 80s movie, bbq, chet ripley, dan ackroyd

Lips & Assholes Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Money Trees LA Socks

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, hip hop, kendrick, ketchup

Money Trees LA Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Lebowski '28 - this aggression will not stand, man Socks

Description: Vote for the dude in 2028

Tags: 2028, big lebowski, election, lebowski, lebowski for president
Stringer Bell Properties - Baltimore, MD Socks

Description: Street business legend

Tags: avon barksdale, baltimore, baltimore orioles, idris elba, maryland
Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV Socks

Description: Probably the best cable channel

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, chunky, coffin flop

Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Coffin Flop - just body after body.... Socks

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, coffin flop, corncob tv

Coffin Flop - just body after body.... Socks

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Throw me a frickin' bone here Socks

Description: Evil plans, sharks with lasers

Tags: 90s, austin powers, comedy, dr evil quote, evil

Throw me a frickin' bone here Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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Overrated - Mona Lisa Socks

Description: I don't actually think so, but I just thought this was hilarious

Tags: andy samberg, artist, da vinci, davinci, italy

Overrated - Mona Lisa Socks

$13.25 $17.75

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