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Large Marge Trucking Company - modern vintage logo Socks

Description: "Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!" Est. 1985 San Antonio, Texas

Tags: 80s, dottie, large marge sent me, loner, peewee
High on Life and also drugs Socks

Description: I mean at least this person, aka the shirt wearer, is being honest.

Tags: beer, camping, cannabis, fishing, forest
And the forests will echo with laughter Socks

Description: And a new day will dawn for those who stand long

Tags: california, 70s, mountains, lyrics, jimmy page
Not the best but still good Socks

Description: Still got it baby

Tags: silver medal, first loser, getting old, birthday, best
Once it hits your lips, it's so good! Socks

Description: The legend Frank the Tank

Tags: beer, beer bong, college, drinking, shotgun beer
Want to see my north pole? Socks

Description: Santa is getting a little loopy in that hot tub

Tags: hot tub, north pole, sexy santa, funny xmas, merry christmas
Once it hits your lips, it's so good! Socks

Description: The legend Frank the Tank

Tags: beer, drinking, once it hits your lips, shotgun beer, frank the tank
Don't you go fallin' in love with it now Socks

Description: That there's an RV

Tags: jelly of the month club, merry christmas, refill your eggnog, shitter was full, you serious clark
Boats 'N Ho's Socks

Description: Ho Ho Ho. We get it now Santa

Tags: funny xmas, christmas, ho ho ho, funny santa claus, step brothers
San Dimas High School Football Rules! Socks

Description: You know it does

Tags: be excellent to each other, excellent adventure, football, wyld stallyns, high school football
And on the 8th day, God created Texas Socks

Description: Truth.

Tags: des moines, christian, god, field of dreams, hawks
And on the 8th day, God created Nebraska Socks

Description: Truth.

Tags: christian, field of dreams, god, hawkeyes, iowa city
Camp Crystal Lake Hide and Seek Champion 1980 - vintage Socks

Description: Legendary at hide and seek

Tags: friday the 13th, crystal lake, friday, 80s, counselor
Daddy, would you like some sausages? Socks

Description: classic.

Tags: tom green, daddy would you like some sausage, sausage, organ, movie
Restless soul enjoy your youth Socks

Description: This is not for you

Tags: 90s, alive, concert, dissident, eddie vedder
Cork Soakers Wine Club - Est. 2004 Socks

Description: "We love to soak the cork!"

Tags: funny, funny wine, blow job, saturday night live, sex
Cork Soakers Wine Club - "We love soaking the cork" Socks

Description: Cork soaking

Tags: snl, wine lover, red wine, jimmy fallon, wine
Le Tits Now - SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Christmas Socks

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $400 Alex

Tags: sean connery, jeopardy, will ferrell, norm macdonald, ugly christmas sweater
Caution - I'm Difficult (Double black diamond) Socks

Description: Red flag alert

Tags: black diamond, ski, personality, double black, mountains
Derelicte Socks

Description: It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: mugatu, so hot right now, hansel, owen wilson, zoolander
El Guapo's Christmas Sweater Company - "We have a plethora" Socks

Description: Est. 1916 Santo Poco

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, funny christmas, griswold
"Would you say I have a plethora?" - El Guapo Socks

Description: The definition we all needed.

Tags: christmas vacation, christmas, chevy chase, mexico, dusty bottoms
Shoplifters will be Prostituted Socks

Description: Good idea maybe

Tags: arrested, lawyer, police, prison, prosecute
"I do it for the Ho's" - Hot Tub Santa Claus Socks

Description: At least Santa is honest.

Tags: santa, xmas party, hot tub, christmas sweater, xmas
Allow me to reintroduce myself Socks

Description: My name is Hov!

Tags: rocafella, brooklyn, roc hands, dynasty, hova
"I was born to rub you..." - Ty Webb Socks

Description: "I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first." - Ty Webb

Tags: bill murray, caddyshack, noonan, dalai lama, country club
Got it out the mud. Socks

Description: Self

Tags: rise, motivation, lil baby, grind, hustle
AC Slater Socks

Description: Such a 90s Vibe. Big vibe guy.

Tags: tigers, the maxx, screech, saved by the bell, 90s vintage
I survived the rise of Vigo the Carpathian Socks

Description: New York City 1989

Tags: vigo the carpathian, bill murray, dan akroyd, stantz, ghostbusters
It'd be a lot cooler if you did Socks

Description: Legend.

Tags: matthew mcconaughey, texas, alright alright alright, livin, emporium
I'm just like DeRozan, if I shoot it, it goes in. Socks

Description: Mid-range assassin DeMar DeRozan

Tags: raptors, demar derozan, lil yachty, zach lavine, lyrics
This is not for you Socks

Description: Restless soul, enjoy your youth

Tags: vs, pearl jam lyrics, 90s, vitalogy, rearview mirror
You Serious Clark? Socks

Description: I cannot respect anyone who doesn't know this reference.

Tags: santa claus, shitters full, whys the carpet all wet, uncle eddie, vacation
This is the sign you've been looking for Socks

Description: Looking for a sign? Found it.

Tags: prediction, astrology, ironic, sarcasm, prophet
Too legit to quit - Rod Kimble Stuntman Socks

Description: I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

Tags: jake peralta, lonely island, hammer, snl, stunt
Too Legit To Quit - Rod Kimble Stuntman Socks

Description: I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

Tags: motorcycle, andy samberg, lonely island, bill hader, quit

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