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Description: You just got to learn to go with the heat, Rico. It's just like life. You just gotta keep telling yourself, no matter how hot it gets, sooner or later there's a cool breeze coming in.

Description: You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. A vintage logo for an iconic movie character William Cutting

Description: It's like going 0 for 10 in a game 7. Or being up 3-0 in a playoff series. Or having a thirteen run lead in baseball and blowing it.

Description: Iconic character. Weird, wild stuff.

Description: I gotta figure out how to make money off this

Description: Has this ever happened to you?

Description: I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

Description: A vintage sunset and palm tree logo design for an iconic movie producer from the Big Lebowski

Description: Has this ever happened to you?

Description: You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. A vintage logo for an iconic movie character William Cutting

Description: For score and seven dumbbell press reps ago

Description: For the kids

Description: Vote for the dude in 2024

Description: If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud. #bae

Description: And I'm the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud. #bae

Description: Classic burn

Description: The best HR training burn

Description: She doesn't have farts in her head anymore! Must be over 60lbs

Description: And she doesn't have farts in her head anymore!

Description: For the kids

Description: Legendary computer game.

Description: I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness, sir.

Description: 6 locations "The only thing that sounds better than our speakers, are our prices."

Description: For score and seven dumbbell press reps ago

Description: Classic recurring SNL cartoon skit from the 90s

Description: Just gettin' in some curls for the old red white and blue

Description: For the kids

Description: "The only thing that sounds better than our speakers, are our prices."

Description: They got some good CDs

Description: This is a factual representation

Description: Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver In Memoriam

Description: ya feel me?

Description: High school football legend of the Chicago suburbs #33 Al Bundy

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Description: An absolute classic SNL skit where everyone breaks