Slapping down some pig shit with these fat fucks, and I'm the fattest of them all. T-Shirt | Sort of Legendary

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Description

If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud. #bae

What material is this item made of?

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.)

What USA ship methods are available?

Standard

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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