Hoodies

Description: Just gettin' in some curls for the old red white and blue

Description: For the kids

Description: "The only thing that sounds better than our speakers, are our prices."

Description: They got some good CDs

Description: This is a factual representation

Description: Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver In Memoriam

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Description: One time in school a teacher asked a student next to me to answer a question, he was thinking about it, and the teacher was clearly inpatient. The student said calmly, "please be patient, I'm a moron". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard spoken. I still think about it to this day.

Description: An absolute classic SNL skit where everyone breaks

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Description: Better to be average. Not too big not too small

Description: I'm freakin' pumped!

Description: Everything has chains, absolutely nothing's changed

Description: Too much stress!

Description: Honesty is the best policy. Better to be average.

Description: As American as apple pie, or an American eagle wearing a red white and blue USA flag holding a hot dog

Description: As American as apple pie, or an American eagle wearing a red white and blue USA flag holding a hot dog

Description: It's like going 0 for 10 in a game 7. Or being up 3-0 in a playoff series. Or having a thirteen run lead in baseball and blowing it.

Description: Late 80's vintage logo for this iconic electronics store

Description: I think this is a top 5 sketch for me. I really liked Club Aqua before the big back deck collapsed. I dip into Haunted House once in a while.

Description: Daniel Plainview - oilman, milkshake drinker

Description: Electrified Better than Shelbyville

Description: There are mash up designs, and then there is this brilliant piece of basketball dunking dog over flaming oil rig art.

Description: There are mash up designs, and then there is this brilliant piece of basketball dunking dog over flaming oil rig art.

Description: We all know the kid who puts on the I'm so perfect act

Description: What did this mean when you were a kid?

Description: I have to think that Bigfoot is a big USA guy, and also swears a lot. A perfect funny and weird Merica party design.

Description: We've all felt this way. Super tired, lack of sleep, maybe hungover, and you drink a cup of coffee and somehow you still feel like this skeleton but now just wired.

Description: They do!

Description: There are so many situations that this fits with.

Description: No flexing allowed

Description: Merica loves sausage

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Description: It's nature