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We have clearance, Clarence Hoodie

Description: I love Airplane. The best part is the comedy really holds up after all of these years.

Tags: lloyd bridges, airplane, 1980, top gun, ted striker
This is going to sound weird, but for a second I think you took on the shape of a unicorn Hoodie

Description: One of the most underrated lines of the entire classic movie.

Tags: boats and hoes, boats n hoes, buddy the elf, catalina wine mixer, dale doback
Scotty Doesn't Know Hoodie

Description: Classic.

Tags: graduation, cant hardly wait, girlfriend, high school, lyrics
Cool Story Bro Hoodie

Description: A lot of stories of social distancing, Karens, partying, Trump, bros, viruses, videos, homers, stunts, drinking, and whatnot these days. Cool story bro.

Tags: vintage, bro, workout, college, florida
You'll get nothing and like it Hoodie

Description: Spaulding: I want a hamburger, no I want a hot dog.... Smails: You'll get nothing and like it

Tags: christmas vacation, trump, carl spackler, rodney dangerfield, dad
I've been called the songbird of my generation Hoodie

Description: By people who have heard me. For a second, I thought I saw him transform into a unicorn. Like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Tags: best friends, boats and hoes, brennan huff, catalina wine mixer, dale doback
Bunker Boy Hoodie

Description: POS

Tags: joe biden 2020, new york, democrat, trump is a racist, anti trump
Booty Sweat Hoodie

Description: Alpa Chino's Booty Sweat Energy Drink logo

Tags: alpa chino, energy drink, ben stiller, tropic thunder quote, full retard
Mah Freedums Hoodie

Description: if you know you know

Tags: patriotic, freedumb, 4th of july, usa, america
Hell hath no fury like a Karen mildly inconvenienced Hoodie

Description: truth

Tags: black lives matter, black, inconvenient, blm, protest
Your mama is an astronaut Hoodie

Description: I still say this, but not sure people have any clue what I'm talking about

Tags: spacex, billy hoyle, wesley snipes, basketball, white men cant jump
I SAID 6 FEET APART MOTHERF*CKER Hoodie

Description: Samuel L. Jackson demands that you stay six feet apart.

Tags: new york, stay home, 6 feet, social distancing, 2020
"I need to speak to a manager" - Karen Hoodie

Description: Karens are kind of taking over internet content these days.

Tags: middle aged women, call the police, talk to a manager, cops, haircut
Everybody Loves Ramen Hoodie

Description: Truth.

Tags: japanese, chinese, noodles, food, ray romano
I'm kind of a big deal Hoodie

Description: I don't know how to put this, but....

Tags: big deal, will ferrell, anchorman, ron burgundy, stay classy
Buzz, your girlfriend Woof! Hoodie

Description: Underrated line of a classic Christmas movie

Tags: 90s, buzz, buzz your girlfriend woof, christmas, christmas sweater
Boats 'N Hoes Hoodie

Description: Perfect t-shirt if you ask me.

Tags: usa, will ferrell, step brothers, prestige worldwide, sailing
Going to show her my O' Face Hoodie

Description: whatever happened to this guy?

Tags: red stapler, office, office space, initech, tinder
I'm kind of a big deal Hoodie

Description: The legend. Ron. All class. Newsman. Anchorman.

Tags: prestige worldwide, step brothers, brick tamland, sex panther, snl
I'm kind of a big deal Hoodie

Description: I don't know how to put this, but...

Tags: anchorman, big deal, boats n hoes, glass case of emotion, loud noises
Boats 'n Hoes Hoodie

Description: Gotta have me my boats 'n hoes.

Tags: step brothers, will ferrell, best friends, did we just become best friends, favorite dinosaur
Sexual Chocolate Hoodie

Description: So simple, yet so divine.

Tags: queens, prince akeem, world tour, new york, coming to america movie
Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue Hoodie

Description: Kind of true for whole year of 2020 to be perfectly honest.

Tags: quit sniffing, 2020 election, 80s, anxiety, drugs
Imbleach Him Hoodie

Description: See what I did there

Tags: impeach 45, president, usa, america, donald trump
Fool me once, strike one. Hoodie

Description: Fool me twice, strike three. -Michael Scott

Tags: scotts tots, the office, office, dundie, michael scott paper company
Stay Wicked Fah Apaht Hoodie

Description: Social distancing in Boston

Tags: cambridge, harvard, beantown, celtics, quarantine
Ron, Brick, Brian & Champ Hoodie

Description: The greatest news team ever assembled. Whammy!

Tags: brick, champ, loud noises, glass case of emotion, sex panther
Choppin' Broccoli Hoodie

Description: One of the greatest songs ever written.

Tags: excellent, wayne stock, schwing, party on, song
You Stay Classy San Diego Hoodie

Description: still the perfect saying

Tags: classy, brick tamland, california, vintage, ron burgundy
Prison Mike's Motivational Speaking Institute Hoodie

Description: Est. 2005 in Scranton, PA

Tags: steve carell, dwight schrute, free prison mike, dundies, motivational
Socially Distanced by Quentin Quarantino Hoodie

Description: Written and Directed by

Tags: hollywood, stay at home, end credits, directed, thurman
Stay Home Hoodie

Description: truth.

Tags: rap, hip hop, stay inside, chicago, ny
Tan Fat = Muscle Hoodie
Tags: beach, summer, fitness, workout, beach bod
Quarantine & Chill Hoodie

Description: About all we can do nowadays

Tags: new york, tinder, netflix, nyc, netflix and chill
Get to the Choppa Hoodie

Description: Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer, hunter and killer of Predators, 80's legend.

Tags: 80s movies, alien versus predator, apollo creed, arnold, best seller
Social Distancing Hoodie

Description: Just like friends, but with at least 6ft of distance

Tags: new york, quarantined, friends, trump sucks, phoebe

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