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Turd Ferguson 2024 Hoodie

Description: Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name The Washington DC candidate who will be the funniest

Tags: 2024, comedian, comedy, democrat, election
Philosophers only want one thing, and it's fucking discussing Hoodie

Description: They're always discussing

Tags: aristotle, dirty joke, discussion, disgusting, dudes
Everything I don't like is rigged Hoodie

Description: And I'm going to whine about it

Tags: aging, boomer, capitalism, complain, conspiracy
Shake and Bake - Ricky Bobby & Cal Naughton Jr. Hoodie

Description: Talladega Nights has always been a funny movie, but for whatever reason, I think it's become very rewatchable.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, dont you put that evil on me, formula 1, halloween
Jamie Taco - Actor - Nobody says their lines faster than me Hoodie

Description: I'll never say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cringe, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Jamie Taco - Actor - "nobody says their lines faster than me" Hoodie

Description: I'll never say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, cringe, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Please be patient, I'm from the 1900's Hoodie

Description: The perfect funny birthday gift for anyone from the old ages

Tags: 30 years old, 40th birthday gift, 50th birthday, birthday, boomer
Paper Street Soap Company - Est. 1999 Hoodie

Description: All natural - Handmade Bradford Tyler Durden's favorite

Tags: 90s, 90s movie, brad pitt, edward norton, fight club rules
It's time to get ill Hoodie

Description: What's the time?

Tags: ad rock, biggie smalls, brooklyn, hip hop, ill
MacMillan Toys Hoodie

Description: From the legendary 1988 movie BIG

Tags: 80s, forrest gump, job, josh baskin, kids
Greenway Press - Elf Hoodie

Description: A vintage logo from the fiction Elf publisher

Tags: angry elf, buddy elf, buddy the elf, bye buddy, christmas
F*ck them boats Hoodie

Description: Killer whales, working as a pod, have been known to attack and sink boats.

Tags: boating, boats, cute whale, fishing, funny whale
ill Hoodie

Description: Perfect script font. Dope shirt.

Tags: beastie boys, biggie, biggie smalls, brooklyn, golf
Employee of the month at the dick sucking factory Hoodie

Description: Month after month

Tags: coworker, dick sucking, dick sucking factory, dirty joke, dirty mind
Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo. Hoodie

Description: Every golfer has either said this or heard this on the golf course. It's perfectly acceptable 1-2 per round.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs, golf
Rules for ordering Fully Loaded Nachos Hoodie

Description: If you order nachos to share, one person can't take all the ones with meat and stuff.

Tags: brians hat, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo. Hoodie

Description: Every golfer has either said this or heard this on the golf course. It's perfectly acceptable 1-2 per round.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs, gold jacket
Punky QB known as Williams Hoodie

Description: The new punky QB. There is hope. Daaaaaa Bears.

Tags: bears, caleb, chicago, chicago bears, da bears
Saturday Faturday Hoodie

Description: Ready to eat

Tags: cat, cat lady, chubby, cute, dessert
Panda Watch! Hoodie

Description: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.

Tags: brian fantana, brick tamland, champ kind, kind of a big deal, panda
Where the fuck is my son? Hoodie

Description: Seriously, where is he?

Tags: best dad, dad, dory, father, fathers day
Trying my best Hoodie

Description: Courtesy of morning coffee

Tags: caffeine, coffee, cup of coffee, doing my best, funny
Trying my best Hoodie

Description: Sometimes that's all you can do

Tags: 70s, borg, doing my best, funny, john mcenroe
Beverly Hills - vintage sign Hoodie

Description: That's where I want to be

Tags: 90201, axel foley, beverly hills california, beverly hills cop, cali
Moist Hoodie

Description: So many girls love this word...okay not really

Tags: funny thanksgiving, girlfriend, girls, humor, i like it moist
Midnight Toker Hoodie

Description: Smoker, joker, midnight toker

Tags: 420, baked, bonfire, cannabis, cannabis lover
Beggin' for a peggin' Hoodie

Description: Double entendre

Tags: beggin for a peggin, bisexual, cracker, cracker barrel, gay
TimoThee & JayQuellin & DeeNice & Balakay & A-Aron. Hoodie

Description: All kids named Blake need to be called Balakay The best funny names skit I can think of

Tags: aaron, back to school, blake, funny, get out
Liiiiike a glove Hoodie

Description: When parking anything a car, a golf cart, a bike, a motorcycle, a scooter, whatever - you must say this

Tags: 90s, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber, einhorn
Liiiiiike a glove Hoodie

Description: When parking anything a car, a golf cart, a bike, a motorcycle, a scooter, whatever - you must say this

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber
Work it Bitch Hoodie

Description: Otho actually had some pretty good design ideas.

Tags: 80s, beetlegeuse, designer, fashion, gay
Heads Up 7 Up Hoodie

Description: Classic kids game that we used to play in school at our desks

Tags: 7up, 80s, back to school, classic game, grade school
Surfing is my religion Hoodie

Description: Surf style is the best style

Tags: beach, bodhi, california, hawaii, huntington beach
Living the dream Hoodie

Description: Pablo

Tags: basketball, dream, funny, happiness, hip hop
Samuel Jackson Good Motherf*ckin' Beer Hoodie

Description: It'll get ya drunk!

Tags: ipa, red sox, boston, chappelle, dave chappelle
My Maserati does 185 Hoodie

Description: I lost my license, now I don't drive

Tags: 185, 70s rock, car, drivers license, ferrari

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