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Bismo Funyuns Hoodie

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl

Tags: names, key and peele, mcringleberry, hingle, bismo
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza Hoodie

Description: Count the headlights on the highway

Tags: la lady, misheard lyrics, 70s, piano, dancer
Debbie Downer Hoodie

Description: Still a classic skit.

Tags: jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch, comedy, snl
Never get high on your own supply Hoodie

Description: I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this sh*t, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your game on track, not your wig pushed back

Tags: 10 crack commandments, 420, weed, biggie, notorious big
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Hoodie

Description: Well here's a jimmy joke about your momma that you might not like...

Tags: rap, west coast, death row, hip hop, snoop dogg
Been in this shit since '92 Hoodie

Description: Look at the all the bulls*t I've been through

Tags: bullshit, 1992, biggie smalls, notorious big, lyrics
Little Nero's Pizza - Vintage logo Hoodie

Description: No fiddlin' around! I bet that pizza was good. Keep the change you filthy animal

Tags: buzz, chicago, dominos, filthy animal, home alone movie
Would an idiot do that? Hoodie

Description: "Before I do anything I ask myself, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Incredible common sense from Dwight Schrute

Tags: bears beets battlestar galactica, dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute, idiot
I got my big boy pants on Hoodie

Description: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Tags: big boy pants, yankees, the other guys, detective, mark wahlberg
I Wanna Be a Ho by Velvet Jones Hoodie

Description: A great book by the Velvet Jones School of Technology

Tags: saturday night live, thots, instagram, beverly hills cop, axel foley
Respect the drip, Karen Hoodie

Description: C'mon Karen, you have to know some drip when you see it.

Tags: karen, cookout, fashion, white people, 90s vintage clothing
Blue Steel Hoodie

Description: One Look? Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Magnum

Tags: step brothers, derek zoolander, mugatu, will ferrell, center for ants
You Can't Triple Stamp A Double Stamp Hoodie

Description: You're it. You're it, quitsies! Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! You can't do that! Can too! Cannot, stamp it! Can too, double stamp it, no erasies! Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true. No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!

Tags: harry, lloyd christmas, jeff daniels, jim carrey, aspen colorado
Sandwiches Hoodie

Description: Joey's favorite food

Tags: joey tribbiani, food, soviet union, smelly, joey
Besties Hoodie

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Tags: logo, friends, amigos, joey, 90s
Lincoln Hawk Trucking Co. Hoodie

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: lincoln hawk trucking, trucking, boxing, wrestle, movie
Ya Dingus - Dr. Steve Brule Hoodie

Description: Dr. Steve Brule is incredible

Tags: check it out, will ferrell, dr steve brule, ya dingus, good job
I'm actually in my forties Hoodie

Description: we all know who this might be right for

Tags: 30 birthday, 30th, 90s, birthday, comic
Stay Classy San Diego Hoodie

Description: I still think this is the perfect t-shirt.

Tags: ron burgundy, whore island, california, sex panther, vintage
You can read minds? Hoodie

Description: Derek Zoolander - a model idiot?

Tags: one look, balls models, so hot right now, obey my dog, center for ants
Brick Tamland's Toilet Store Hoodie

Description: A place to get your clothes Since 1976

Tags: anchorman, will ferrell, ron burgundy, toilet store, i love lamp
Stan Mikita's Donuts Hoodie

Description: Since 1992.

Tags: aurora, donuts, waynes world, 90s, party time
Tan Fat = Muscle Hoodie

Description: Lets be honest, a good tan beats everything.

Tags: beach bod, beach, dad, bikini, fitness funny
One Look? Hoodie

Description: Magnum, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Blue Steel. Clearly 4 different looks

Tags: one look, so hot right now, derek zoolander, obey my dog, ben stiller
Lane Meyer Racing - 1985 Hoodie

Description: Glendale, CA Possibly my favorite fake vintage movie racing team logo from the 80s. Better Off Dead is one my favorites.

Tags: 2 dollars, 69 camaro, 80s, better off dead, better off dead quote
coffee: chugged   homies: hugged Hoodie

Description: Truth.

Tags: brooklyn, brother, caffeine, funny, homey
Team Rod - vintage logo Hoodie

Description: The greatest team ever assembled.

Tags: andy samberg, bill hader, cool beans, cult classic, danny mcbride
I've got 99 problems, and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios Hoodie

Description: Thanks for asking.

Tags: add, ocd, anxiety, hova, jayz
Deebo's Bike Repo Hoodie

Description: "That's my bike punk" Est. 1995

Tags: 90s, bike rental, black, bye felicia meme, debo
Tuddies Hoodie

Description: When Gronk scores 2 touchdowns, they become TUDDIES

Tags: gronk, football, florida, receiver, tampa bay
Stonks Hoodie

Description: They only go up. Hence the green arrow.

Tags: stocks only go up, amc, gamestop, gme, meme
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions Hoodie

Description: Just wear the truth.

Tags: funny, reaction, trouble, brooklyn 99, jake peralta
Lean Forward meme Hoodie

Description: I don't know why, but I still love this.

Tags: fight, social media, twitter, matters, internet
1983 Wagon Queen FAMILY TRUCKSTER - vintage logo Hoodie

Description: "You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it." Still one of my favorite movies, and the car dealership scene is probably the best scene.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark griswold, cousin eddie, family truckster
You must IRISH, because my dick be DUBLIN Hoodie

Description: With the luck of the Irish, this line might just work.

Tags: beer, boston, celtic, chicago, dublin
WacArnold's - logo Hoodie

Description: One of my favorite skits from the Chappelle's show when Calvin gets his first job at WacArnold's.

Tags: fake company logo, hood, prince, fast food, burger

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