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alright alright alright. Hoodie

Description: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Tags: high school, texas, billiards, pool hall, emporium
Mahoney, Hightower, Jones & Tackleberry Hoodie

Description: Police Academy is easily the GOAT police movie. Also, what's Steve Guttenberg up to these days?

Tags: law enforcement, 80s, names, hightower, thin blue line
Vaccinated & Ready to F*ck Hoodie

Description: An easy way to put out the message.

Tags: vaccination, coronavirus, pfizer, vaccine, moderna
All I need are some tasty waves a cool buzz and I'm fine Hoodie

Description: Jeff Spicoli, with a mantra that is truer today than ever.

Tags: quote, philosophy, motivation, advice, life
Protect Ya Neck Hoodie

Description: Kind of perfect if you ask me.

Tags: halloween, monster, costume, fangs, vampire
Don't be so butthurt Hoodie

Description: Adam Demamp, Anders aka The Ders, and Blake - pretty much came up with this phrase as far as I'm concerned.

Tags: anders, karen, butt, blake, workaholics
Cancel Cancel Culture Hoodie

Description: It might be about time. Still kind of legit in certain areas though.

Tags: louis, comedy, funny, cancel cancel culture, democrat
Don't make me do stuff Hoodie

Description: Every group of friends has that kid that will just do dumb stuff if you ask them to. They can't help it.

Tags: funny, beast, paul, youtube, youtube star
It's get, it's get, it's gettin' kinda hectic Hoodie

Description: On a scale of memorable lyrics of which I don't know the name of the song, this ranks incredibly high

Tags: vintage, lyrics, ive got the power, youve got the power, music
Would you eat the moon if it were made of Ribs? - Harry Caray Will Ferrell Hoodie

Description: Harry Caray + Will Ferrell + Ribs + The Frontier of Space = Comedy

Tags: harry carry, baseball, wrigley, will ferrell, space
Dillon Panthers - #7 Matt Saracen - vintage logo Hoodie

Description: QB1 Matt Saracen Texas Forever!

Tags: matt saracen, texas, texas forever, panthers, clear eyes
Loud Noises! Hoodie

Description: Ron Burgundy : Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind : It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy : It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland : Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy : I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland : Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy : Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Tags: steve carrell, anchorman, will ferrell, channel 4 news team, ron burgundy
Una Panoonah Banka Hoodie

Description: Hi, I'm Buckwheat. Memba Me?

Tags: zamunda, rascals, buckwheat, black, raw
I'm here for the Gangbang Hoodie

Description: Old School or Step Brothers? I think those are the best 2 comedies of the past 20 years.

Tags: old school, will ferrell, mitch, speaker city, vince vaughn
Would you eat the moon if it were made of Ribs? Hoodie

Description: Harry Caray + Will Ferrell + Ribs + The Frontier of Space = Comedy

Tags: moon, space, harry carry, impression, ribs
It's all ball bearings these days. Hoodie

Description: This is great line to say when quoting 80s movies, and just generally being a cool person who is likely dad-level awesome at this point.

Tags: underhills, boyd aviation, fletch 32, fletch, chevy chase
Invitation to the Pants Party Hoodie

Description: I would like to extend to you and invitation to the pants party. - Brick Tamland Brick is so polite. Too bad his IQ was about 65,

Tags: wes mantooth, pants party, loud noises, sex panther, invitation
What you know about rolling down in the deep Hoodie

Description: Like an astronaut in the ocean

Tags: rocket, in the ocean, depression, launch, hip hop
Binford Tools - vintage logo Hoodie

Description: I used to love this tv show.

Tags: vintage, dad, retro, tool man, wilson
Stay Classy Hoodie

Description: Still the perfect saying, and now even better with this simple, vintage design.

Tags: baxter, kindofabigdeal, classy, champ kind, california
I'm a Joker. I'm a Smoker. I'm a Midnight Toker. Hoodie

Description: Playin' my music in the sun. Great song.

Tags: 70s rock, smoker, classic rock, take the money and run, space cowboy
You're My Boy Blue Hoodie

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: blue, college, speaker city, meatloaf, frank the tank
SMOKEY Hoodie

Description: Still the best. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?

Tags: smokey, smokey friday, weed, debo, damn
I survived the coming of Gozer the Gozerian Hoodie

Description: New York City 1984 I need the follow up movie, or the origin story of Gozer the Gozerian.

Tags: bill murray, christmas, egon, gozer, halloween
Bold strategy cotton Hoodie

Description: Let's see if it pays off for them.

Tags: ben stiller, average joes, cotton, coaching, football
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon Hoodie

Description: Step Brothers is the best comedy of the past 20 years.

Tags: songbird, brennan huff, dragon, step brothers, catalina wine mixer
SCDP - Mad Men agency logo Hoodie

Description: The best fictional ad agency, with the best ad man Don Draper.

Tags: advertising, scdp, 60s, ad agency, mad men
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance Hoodie

Description: Dieter. Minimalist. Icon. Monkey touching.

Tags: black, germany, dance party, model, saturday night live
Stan Mikita's Donuts Hoodie

Description: Est. 1992 in Aurora, Illinois I would definitely get some donuts there.

Tags: chicago, waynes world, wayne campbell, garth, hockey
Soldier Fields - Chicago Bears Justin Fields Hoodie

Description: Daaaa Bears. If our new QB1 Justin Fields turns out to be as good as I think he will be, he will own Soldier Field.

Tags: buckeyes, chicago, chicago bears, cutler, da bears
El Guapo Tequila Company Hoodie

Description: Est. 1916 Tequila and sweaters. He has a plethora.

Tags: three amigos, plethora, logo, tequila funny, tequila
New York's Hottest Club is.... Hoodie

Description: I miss Stefon

Tags: barry, bill hader, club, funny, hottest club
That John Denver is full of shit man. Hoodie

Description: One of the best lines of the entire movie.

Tags: jeff daniels, ace ventura, colorado, road trip, lloyd christmas
I'm sorry for what I said when I was docking the boat. Hoodie

Description: As a boat owner I agree with this apology. I think i've made this apology.

Tags: boat, captain, driver, sail, sailing
You gonna eat your cornbread? Hoodie

Description: Life - Underrated movie

Tags: life, eddie murphy, south, jail, martin lawrence
AC Slater - VIBES Hoodie

Description: Such a 90s Vibe. Big vibe guy.

Tags: 90s, 90s style, bayside, high school, jessie spano

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