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Those aren't pillows! Hat

Description: When you are spooning in a motel bed, and your hand finds a nice warm spot.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, chicago, christmas
Look what you did you little jerk Hat

Description: Home Alone, full of incredible quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Tags: christmas humor, fuller, funny xmas, harry marv, home alone quote
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog "Lobbing Law Bombs" Hat

Description: You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw

Tags: arrested development, attorney, banana stand, bluth, bluth company
There are places I remember Hat

Description: Classic.

Tags: abbey road, beatles art, george harrison, here comes the sun, i love you
Frank the Tank Hat

Description: Legend.

Tags: ben stiller, college, drinking, drunk, frank
Merry Christmas from Leonardo Dicaprio Hat

Description: The perfect combination for an Xmas party ugly Christmas sweater.

Tags: christmas, christmas eve, christmas sweater, django, django unchained
Griswold Family Christmas Tree Farm - Est. 1989 Hat

Description: Looks great, little full, lotta sap A fun old fashioned family Christmas

Tags: christmas, christmas tree, christmas vacation, cousin eddie, dont know margot
Mele Kaliki Maka Hat

Description: Hawaii vibes

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, cousin eddie
Mele Kaliki Maka - Merry Christmas Hat

Description: Hawaii vibes

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, cousin eddie
MILF Man I love football Hat

Description: It works.

Tags: bears, chiefs, eagles, football lovers, football player
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Hat

Description: And keep the change

Tags: angels, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, home alone quote
Ho ho ho you ain't gettin' shit Hat

Description: A lump of coal if you're lucky

Tags: bad santa, christmas, christmas party, christmas present, christmas vacation
The next stop is the Eastside Motel - vintage Long Beach, CA logo Hat

Description: Warren G was on the streets tryin' to consume

Tags: california, hip hop, la, long beach, los angeles
Schmitt's Gay Beer - vintage SNL Hat

Description: "If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a Schmitt's" One of the funniest SNL fake tv commercials of all time.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, beer, beer commercial, bud light
Cocaine everywhere - funny xmas Hat

Description: Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Tags: cocaine, colorado, drugs, funny christmas, funny xmas
Hans Gruber's Christmas Eve 1988 Nakatomi Takeover Hat

Description: Los Angeles, CA A very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: alan rickman, bruce willis, christmas sweater, die hard, john mcclane
Hallelujah! Holy sh*t where's the tylenol? Hat

Description: Classic.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation quote, clark griswold, cousin eddie
My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon Hat

Description: One of the best lyrics of any Led Zeppelin song in my opinion.

Tags: 70s, black dog, going to california, jimmy page, kashmir
Just a guy who loves Squatchin' Hat

Description: Bigfoot!

Tags: big foot, bigfoot american flag, bigfoot believer, bigfoot funny, bigfoot sasquatch i believe
Bodhi & Utah's Surf Company - Since 1991 Hat

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Tags: 90s, australia, bells beach, california, fbi
FRESH - California vintage license plate Hat

Description: The license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare

Tags: 80s, 90s, bel air, beverly hills, california
Shooter Mcgavin Hat

Description: Legend of the gold jacket tournament. It's Shooter's tour.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs peterson, funny golf
Shooter McGavin Hat

Description: Legend of the links

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs peterson, funny golf
Bob & Bob Consulting - "What would you say you do here?" Hat

Description: The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.

Tags: bill lumbergh, chotchkies, consultant, cubicle, initech
WKRP in Cincinnati - vintage logo Hat

Description: WKRP

Tags: 70s, andy travis, bengals, cincinnati, cincinnati bengals
Billy passed the 3rd grade, oh what a glorious day Hat

Description: That was an epic third grade graduation party, and who was that band?

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison quote, billy passed the 3rd grade, chubbs peterson
Going to California Hat

Description: With an aching in my heart

Tags: airplane, classic rock, going to california, jet plane, jimmy page
Try running from your problems Hat

Description: It works!

Tags: anxiety, depression, escape, funny running, marathon
Sex Panther Cologne made by Odeon Hat

Description: 60% of the time, it works every time. Made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good

Tags: anchorman, brian fantana, brick tamland, champ, cologne
Sex Panther Cologne by Odeon Hat

Description: 60% of the time, it works every time. Made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good

Tags: anchorman, brian fantana, brick tamland, champ, cologne
It's a Chunky Hat

Description: Figure out what you do!!

Tags: 55 burgers, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Figure out what you do!  Chunky Hat

Description: It's a Chunky!

Tags: 55 burgers, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Big Nick Energy Hat

Description: Old St. Nick is packin'

Tags: big nick energy, christmas, christmas party, funny christmas, funny xmas
Ewing Oil Co. Dallas, Texas - Est. 1930 Hat

Description: Legendary oil company

Tags: bewitched, cowboys, dallas, dallas tv show, ewing
You are what the French call Les incompetents Hat

Description: Top 5 Christmas movies of all time, and this is one of the best lines.

Tags: buzz, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, french, harry and marv
WKRP in Cincinnati - vintage logo Hat

Description: WKRP

Tags: 70s, andy travis, bengals, cincinnati, cincinnati bengals

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