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$20 Sack Pyramid - Hosted by O.G. Henny Loc Hat

Description: Welcome back to the $20 Sack Pyramid. Also get a $35 gift certificate to the Compton Swap Meet

Tags: 20 sack pyramid, 90s, 90s hip hop, california, chronic
Club Haunted House with trap doors - itysl logo Hat

Description: I think this is a top 5 sketch for me. I really liked Club Aqua before the big back deck collapsed.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, chunky, club, club aqua
Sorry I'm late. It's because of who I am as a person. Hat

Description: Always late

Tags: adhd, always late, always late but worth the wait, funny, funny gift
Though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea Hat

Description: Beautiful.

Tags: 70s, california, feelings, jimmy page, lyrics
Everything happens for a reason, sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make bad choices Hat

Description: That's life. I mean, it's true.

Tags: bad choices, bad choices make good stories, bad decisions, everything happens for a reason, funny
The smallest oceans still get big, big waves Hat

Description: Great words

Tags: 90s, eddie vedder, grunge, ill ride the wave where it takes me, jeremy
Hans Gruber criminal mastermind Hat

Description: Died Christmas Eve 1988 falling from Nakatomi Tower

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bruce willis, christmas eve, criminal
I'm worried the baby thinks people can't change Hat

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Tags: 55 burgers, baby thinks people cant change, corncob tv, crashmore, cringe
Who has 2 thumbs, and likes to bone your mom - this guy Hat

Description: Todd Packer - sales - Best recurring cameo

Tags: champ kind, dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute, jim halpert
We're all trying to find the guy who did this Hat

Description: Random!

Tags: chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, hot dog
It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi tower Hat

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard christmas, hans gruber
Die Hard is a Christmas Movie Hat

Description: A very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
Post nut clarity - come to your senses! Hat

Description: It's real

Tags: clear head, come, come to your senses, cuddle, dopamine
Random!  I think you should leave hot dog Hat

Description: We're all trying to find the guy who did this

Tags: chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, hot dog
WLHUNG - Todd Packer Hat

Description: Best recurring cameo

Tags: catch you on the flippity, dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute, jim halpert
Kunu's Surf Lessons - Do Less - Oahu, Hawaii Hat

Description: Kunu just means Chuck. Also Kunu is probably a top 5 small part Judd Apatow movie character. Highly quotable. Do Less.

Tags: beach, do less, forgetting sarah marshall, hawaii, jason segel
Clear eyes full hearts can't lose Hat

Description: Coach Taylor said it best, but that is not going to stop me from putting it on this awesome vintage designed t-shirt, and saying it in nearly every relevant sports situation. Like when I finally sink a long putt in golf...clear eyes full hearts can't lose.

Tags: 49ers, clear eyes, coach, coach taylor, cowboys
Look what you did you little jerk Hat

Description: Home Alone, full of incredible Christmas quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Tags: 80s movies, christmas, christmas humor, funny xmas, harry marv
Darmine Doggy Door - itysl Hat

Description: Happy pet, peace of mind! Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, brians hat, calico cut pants, chunky
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this Hat

Description: forced family fun

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, clark griswold, family christmas, force family fun
Clear eyes full hearts can't lose Hat

Description: Coach Taylor said it best, but that is not going to stop me from putting it on this awesome vintage designed t-shirt, and saying it in nearly every relevant sports situation. Like when I finally sink a long putt in golf...clear eyes full hearts can't lose.

Tags: 49ers, clear eyes, coach, coach taylor, cowboys
There's some ho's in this house Hat

Description: Headed down the chimney to get a look

Tags: christmas, edm, elf, funny christmas, funny santa
I saw that - Santa Claus Hat

Description: Making a list, checking it twice

Tags: christmas, christmas list, elf, funny santa, i saw that
Forced family fun - ugly xmas sweater design Hat

Description: Xmas classic ugly design

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas vacation, classic christmas, cousin eddie
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold - vintage design Hat

Description: and she's buying a.....

Tags: 70s, all that glitters is gold, california, classic rock, gold
Worms are their money, bones are their dollars Hat

Description: I wish more people knew this when I reference it daily and get weird looks. But when you find that one person who knows. New best friend.

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, comedy, corncob tv
Bermuda Triangle - 80s retro neon Hat

Description: The ultimate legend of the Atlantic Ocean

Tags: 80s, atlantic ocean, bahamas, bermuda, carribean
Darmine Doggy Door - I think you should leave Hat

Description: Happy pet, peace of mind! Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, brians hat, calico cut pants, chunky
Fenton's Stables & Horse Ranch - Est. 2019 Hat

Description: Where the horses are hung like you

Tags: chunky, corncob tv, dan flashes, fentons, fentons stables horse ranch
Stanzo Brand Fedoras - They're Stanzos! They're nice! Hat

Description: You are automatically my friend if I say "they're stanzos, they're nice!" and you know what I'm talking about

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Hello my name is... Dixie Normous Hat

Description: Had to do it

Tags: bachelorette party, big dick, dick, dick joke, dixie normous
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don't want anyone to have the worst day of their job...but, do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall, and have like a huge cum shot? Hat

Description: The "adult" ghost tour - I think you should leave

Tags: brians hat, chunky, corncob tv, cum shot, dan flashes
Stanzo Brand Fedoras - They're Stanzos! They're nice! Hat

Description: You are automatically my friend if I say "they're stanzos, they're nice!" and you know what I'm talking about

Tags: 55 burgers, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Fenton's Stables & Horse Ranch - Est. 2019 Hat

Description: Where the horses are hung like you

Tags: chunky, corncob tv, dan flashes, fentons, fentons stables horse ranch
You're my boy blue Hat

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: anchorman, blue, college, dust in the wind, frank the tank
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog - Lobbing Law Bombs Hat

Description: You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw

Tags: attorney, banana stand, bluth, bluth company, bluths

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