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I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that - Hal 9000 Hat

Description: The original Ai

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, ai, artificial intelligence, computer
Lets have a very Die Hard Christmas Hat

Description: Ho Ho Ho A very special Christmas with John McClane and Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
Open the pod bay doors Hal Hat

Description: The original Ai

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, artificial intelligence, elon musk, hal
ewwwhatareudooinghere? The Californians Hat

Description: What are you doing here? A Top 10 all time SNL recurring skit. Honestly, go and re-watch it. It's incredibly funny. Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, Keenan, and other cameos.

Tags: 90s bootleg, bill hader, california, californian, fred armisen
It was a hanukkah just like any other, Or was it? Hat

Description: Hanukkah, dateline, keith morrison, ugly holiday sweater = a perfect design mashup

Tags: adatewithdateline, chanukah, crime, dateline, dreidel
A lotta people give - calicocutpants.com Hat

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face - vintage design Hat

Description: And stars fill my dream I'm a traveler of both time and space To be where I have been

Tags: 70s rock, band, black dog, california, classic rock
Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace Co. Hat

Description: Home of the Chinese Turkey Open Christmas Day

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, chines restaurant, chinese, christmas
Major Award Hat

Description: Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas, christmas movie, fragile
Nobody likes a half-assed jingler Hat

Description: Nobody

Tags: christmas, christmas carols, christmas party, christmas song, christmas spirit
There's some Ho Ho Ho's in this house Hat

Description: Santa always gives special treatment when he feels like there are some Ho's, Hoes or even a single Ho in the house.

Tags: christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater, funny santa
Twin Girls in the hallway - The Shining Hat

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson, overlook
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Hat

Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic

Tags: celebrity jeopardy, colon blow, comedy, dana carvey, free dummy
That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow Hat

Description: My in house meme lord advised me to post this one

Tags: anxiety, feeling, grinch, grinch christmas, knee surgery meme
Die Hard is a Christmas movie Hat

Description: A very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
I saw that you little bitch Hat

Description: This Christmas, Santa will be peering around a corner watching you. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good...

Tags: christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater, funny santa
You can't scare me I've eaten at Hardees Hat

Description: For real tho

Tags: arbys, brain rot, burger, carls jr, cheeseburger
SL,UT - Salt Lake City, Utah Hat

Description: Just facts

Tags: bachelorette, bachelorette party, bride, girls, lds
I saw that sh*t bruh Hat

Description: This Christmas, Santa will be peering around a corner watching you. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good...

Tags: bruh, christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater
It's not a crack house, it's a crack home Hat

Description: Nothing like home sweet home

Tags: apartment, builder, college, condo, crack house
MILF - Man I Love Frosty Hat

Description: Frosty the snowman

Tags: christmas, frosty the snowman, funny christmas, funny milf, funny xmas
Nakatomi Eve 1988 - Welcome to the party, pal Hat

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard, hans gruber
Room 237 - The Shining Hat

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: 237, all work and no play, colorado, heres johnny, horror
Bruce Dickinson - producer of gold records Hat

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer and maker of gold records - Bruce Dickinson. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: 70s, behind music, blue oyster cult, bruce dickinson, christopher walken
Eddie's Real Tomato Ketchup - Est. 1983 Hat

Description: "Nothin' but the best!"

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark
My Maserati does 185 Hat

Description: I lost my license, now I don't drive

Tags: 185, 70s rock, car, classic rock, drivers license
The Shining Typewriter - All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Hat

Description: The older I get the more I can relate to this sentence

Tags: all work and no play, author, halloween, horror, jack nicholson
The Overlook Hotel (twin girls) - Sidewinder, Colorado Est. 1907 Hat

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, colorado, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson
The Overlook Hotel - Sidewinder, Colorado Est. 1907 Hat

Description: A modern vintage logo design interpretation of the Overlook Hotel

Tags: all work and no play, colorado, gold room, heres johnny, horror
The Shining - twin girls in the hallway Hat

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, colorado, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson
What up with that? Hat

Description: Oooooooooo weeeeee. what up with that, what up with that

Tags: andy samberg, celebrity jeopardy, comedy, jason sudeikis, kenan
If I talk you get money...and I never talk - Jellybean Hat

Description: Bringing his mastery of silent theater to the stage Absolutely no frats or bachelor parties

Tags: coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door, detroiters
Richard Brecky is Jellybean - "If I talk you get money, but I never talk!" Hat

Description: Bringing his mastery of silent theater to the stage Absolutely no frats or bachelor parties

Tags: actor, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, darmine doggy door
Mello Yello Cole Trickle #51 - vintage logo Hat

Description: Is Cole Trickle the best fictional race car driver?

Tags: top gun, 90s, days of thunder, mello yello, iceman
Christmas ornaments, drywall, and Jeffrey Epstein - things that don't hang themselves Hat

Description: Extreme dad jokes

Tags: christmas ornaments, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, dad jokes, drywall
Until you're part of the Turbo Team, walk slowly! Hat

Description: Has this ever happened to you?

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes

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