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Fuck This Meeting Hat

Description: Every teams meeting

Tags: boss gift, cat, co worker gift, fuck this meeting, funny cat
Pizza Slut Hat

Description: Nobody out pizzas the slut

Tags: 80s, bachelorette party, cheese, food, i love pizza
100% Sigma Boy Hat

Description: What the sigma

Tags: 100 sigma, alpha, beta, brain rot, erm what the sigma
McFly Hoverboards - Since 2015 Hat

Description: 80's style, 2015 technology

Tags: 80s, back to the future, biff, biff tannen, delorean
Property of Shawshank State Penitentiary - 1947 Hat

Description: Andy Dufresne - Shawshank State Prison legend, in-house tax accountant and estate planner to the guards

Tags: accountant, andy and red, andy dufresne, dufrense redding, fishing
Cramblin Duvet Advertising Hat

Description: A modern vintage retro take on the most iconic Detroit advertising agency in tv history (according to me).

Tags: ad agency, advertising, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed far away Hat

Description: Perfection

Tags: 60s, abbey road, beatles art, beatles lyrics, get back
I out Pizza'd the Hut Hat

Description: Nobody out pizzas the hut, or so you thought!

Tags: 80s, bachelorette party, chicago, food, hot dog
Can we fix it?   No, it's f*cked Hat

Description: Just spitting truths

Tags: auto mechanic, bob, builder, carpenter, construction
A can of Whoop Ass Hat

Description: This little USA can of whoop ass is ready to fight!

Tags: america, american, beer, can, drinking
There's room for everyone on the nice list - Buddy the Elf Hat

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater
Does somebody need a hug? Hat

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas Christmas is Buddy the Elf.

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Canned cranberry or we riot Hat

Description: If my cranberry doesn't have ridges on it, I don't even want to see it

Tags: canned cranberry, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas eve, cranberry sauce
Moon River Rock, Moon River Roll Hat

Description: It's right in my Q-Zone!

Tags: baby of the year, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
Farting is Natural! Hat

Description: Just the way mother nature intended

Tags: adventure, beans, brain rot, camping, climbing
Does somebody need a hug? Hat

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas Christmas is Buddy the Elf.

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face Hat

Description: One of my favorite opening lyrics of any song

Tags: classic rock, going to california, jimmy page, kashmir, led zep
Ask me about my Schweddy Balls Hat

Description: "No one can resist my Schweddy Balls" Season's Eatings since 1998

Tags: alec baldwin, balls, christmas, cooking, delicious dish
Skibidi toilet rizz ohio Hat

Description: Say this to any group of kids of a certain age

Tags: brain rot, funny, gyatt, high school, influencer
You feeling strong my friend?  Call me ELF one more time. Hat

Description: Miles Finch has left his book full of gems. What's more vulnerable than a peach?

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, cotton headed ninny muggins
There's room for everyone on the Nice List Hat

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater
You have such a pretty face you should be on a Christmas Card Hat

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Farting is Natural! Hat

Description: Just the way mother nature intended

Tags: adventure, beans, camping, climbing, fart
You have such a pretty face you should be on a Christmas Card Hat

Description: Buddy the Elf is Christmas

Tags: arctic puffin, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas card, christmas movie
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas Movie Hat

Description: It is set at Christmas, but NOT a very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas
It's a major award Hat

Description: Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas, christmas movie, fragile
Spicoli's Surf Shop - Est. 1982 Hat

Description: A huge miss by whoever was in charge in not doing a Spicoli dedicated surf movie as a follow up to Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, beach, fast times at ridgemont high, jeff spicoli
Spicoli's Surf Shop - Est. 1982 Hat

Description: A huge miss by whoever was in charge in not doing a Spicoli dedicated surf movie as a follow up to Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, beach, fast times, fast times at ridgemont high
You've been smoochin' with everybody Hat

Description: Keep the change ya filthy animal

Tags: angels with filthy souls, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, filthy animal, fuller
The Copacabana nightclub - New York City Hat

Description: Date night

Tags: 90s movie, bamboo lounge, casino, copacabana, godfather
Check out my huge sack Hat

Description: A huge sack of presents that is

Tags: balls, check out my huge sack, christmas, christmas party, funny christmas
Vegas Baby, Vegas! Hat

Description: This will never get old to me. Such a classic.

Tags: 90s, bachelor party, casino, gambling, las vegas
Call me Ice Box Hat

Description: Gotta stop Spike. Pee wee football legend.

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, al bundy, call me icebox, football
Check out my huge sack - funny Santa Claus Hat

Description: A huge sack of presents that is

Tags: balls, check out my huge sack, christmas, christmas party, funny santa
Push it to the Limit Hat

Description: Such an 80's Miami, Florida Dade and Broward County vibe

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s songs, al pacino, florida
You gotta give - Calicocutpants.com Hat

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv

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