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"I do it for the Ho's" - Hot Tub Santa Claus Hat

Description: At least Santa is honest.

Tags: santa, xmas party, hot tub, christmas sweater, xmas
Allow me to reintroduce myself Hat

Description: My name is Hov!

Tags: rocafella, brooklyn, roc hands, dynasty, hova
"I was born to rub you..." - Ty Webb Hat

Description: "I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first." - Ty Webb

Tags: bill murray, caddyshack, noonan, dalai lama, country club
Got it out the mud. Hat

Description: Self

Tags: rise, motivation, lil baby, grind, hustle
AC Slater Hat

Description: Such a 90s Vibe. Big vibe guy.

Tags: tigers, the maxx, screech, saved by the bell, 90s vintage
I survived the rise of Vigo the Carpathian Hat

Description: New York City 1989

Tags: vigo the carpathian, bill murray, dan akroyd, stantz, ghostbusters
It'd be a lot cooler if you did Hat

Description: Legend.

Tags: matthew mcconaughey, texas, alright alright alright, livin, emporium
I'm just like DeRozan, if I shoot it, it goes in. Hat

Description: Mid-range assassin DeMar DeRozan

Tags: raptors, demar derozan, lil yachty, zach lavine, lyrics
This is not for you Hat

Description: Restless soul, enjoy your youth

Tags: vs, pearl jam lyrics, 90s, vitalogy, rearview mirror
You Serious Clark? Hat

Description: I cannot respect anyone who doesn't know this reference.

Tags: santa claus, shitters full, whys the carpet all wet, uncle eddie, vacation
This is the sign you've been looking for Hat

Description: Looking for a sign? Found it.

Tags: prediction, astrology, ironic, sarcasm, prophet
Too legit to quit - Rod Kimble Stuntman Hat

Description: I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

Tags: jake peralta, lonely island, hammer, snl, stunt
Too Legit To Quit - Rod Kimble Stuntman Hat

Description: I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

Tags: motorcycle, andy samberg, lonely island, bill hader, quit
Shitter's Full Hat

Description: Iconic moment in cinema

Tags: that theres an rv, camper, griswold family christmas, jelly of the month club, rv
Save the neck for me Clark Hat

Description: Cousin Eddie. Legend.

Tags: turkey, thanksgiving, you serious clark, that theres an rv, rv
Merry Christmas sh*tter was full Hat

Description: Cousin Eddie. Legend.

Tags: refill your eggnog, that theres an rv, griswold family, jelly of the month club, chevy chase
Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol? Hat

Description: Classic.

Tags: christmas, griswold, why is the carpet all wet todd, hallelujah holy shit, ugly christmas sweater
You Serious Clark? Hat

Description: I like to say this at least once per day.

Tags: shitters full, christmas, griswold family christmas, eggnog, norad
Looks great, Little Full, Lotta Sap Hat

Description: It's not Christmas until Clark W. Griswold is on my TV saying this line.

Tags: christmas vacation rant, jelly of the month, xmas, christmas vacation, lotta sap
Nobody's walking out on this Fun, Old Fashioned Family Christmas Hat

Description: So many classic, incredible quotes from this Christmas movie.

Tags: christmas vacation, family, merry christmas, griswold, chevy chase
You'll shoot your eye out kid! Hat

Description: Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

Tags: shoot your eye out, kid, red ryder, santa claus, a christmas story
Based on the novel by Stephen King Hat

Description: You know it's going to be good

Tags: shining, shawshank, horror, writer, read
That there's an RV Hat

Description: Don't you go fallin' in love with it now

Tags: shitter was full, christmas, refill your eggnog, griswold family christmas, camping
Shitter's Full - tank Hat

Description: Iconic moment in cinema

Tags: rv, clark griswold, can i refill your eggnogg, that theres an rv, griswold
Can I refill your eggnog? Hat

Description: Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Tags: eggnog, margot, griswold quote, why is the carpet all wet todd, cousin eddie
This is some serious gourmet sh*t Hat

Description: I want that cup of coffee

Tags: big cat, coffee, coffee meme, goddamn, i love coffee
I'm in a glass case of emotion Hat

Description: We all know that feeling.

Tags: anchorman, anxiety, baxter, boats and hoes, emotion
I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look! Hat

Description: Classic Ron.

Tags: sex panther, champ, i look good, sexy, glass case of emotion
BING BONG Hat

Description: Required for all Knicks fans.

Tags: thibodeau, rj barrett, quickley, street, new york knicks
BING BONG Hat

Description: Required for all Knicks fans.

Tags: obi toppin, basketball, derrick rose, julius randle, knicks
Don't act like you're not impressed Hat

Description: I still think Ron Burgundy is the greatest character Will Ferrell has ever inhabited

Tags: news team, san diego, stay classy, brick tamland, loud noises
Louis Tully - Accountant & Tax Professional Est. 1984 - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: "Who does your taxes?" Est. 1984

Tags: venkman, taxes, stay puft, accountant, louis tully
Louis Tully - Accountant & Tax Professional - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: "Who does your taxes?" Est. 1984

Tags: dana barrett, accountant, accounting, 80s movies, new york
Stay Puft Marshmallow Company - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: "Stays puft even when toasted". ESTD 1984 I tired to re-imagine what this logo would look like today with a modern, hipster design style that capture the 80s brand, but that worked today.

Tags: peter venkman, bill murray, marshmallow, dan aykroyd, movie
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal Hat

Description: Still one of my favorite movie quotes of all time.

Tags: big deal, wes mantooth, sex panther, loud noises, anchorman
Greetings Professor Falken Hat

Description: Hello. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Tags: computer, norad, internet, strange game, professor falken

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