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Thirsty Hat

Description: Thirst trap

Tags: thirsty af, thirst trap, barstool, women, insta
Different Hat

Description: but good

Tags: trae young, new york, knicks, quickley, derrick rose
I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing Hat

Description: When the kids keep talking

Tags: questions, interview, dont remember asking, goddamn, jules
INSECURITY Hat

Description: get it?

Tags: anxiety, insecurity, secure, introvert, doorman
Sex Instructor Hat

Description: Pretty good job

Tags: yoga, teaching, sexy, sex instructor, good job
Mahomes Missouri Hat

Description: Ma Home

Tags: state, home, missouri, kc chiefs, chiefs football
You can tell me, I'm a doctor Hat

Description: Always the perfect line.

Tags: kareem, dr, naked gun, leslie nielsen, frank drebin
We've got no food, we've got no job OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Hat

Description: Might be the greatest movie quote of all time. Debate me.

Tags: mutt cutts, pets heads are falling off, harry and lloyd, dumbanddumber, lloyd christmas
Bad Idea Jeans - vintage logo SNL fake commercial Hat

Description: Greatest fake jeans commercial of all time

Tags: thats a horrible idea what time, snl, 80s, commercial, bad ideas
Bad Idea Jeans - vintage SNL logo Hat

Description: The greatest fake jeans commercial of all time

Tags: jeans, commercial, saturday night live, snl, horrible idea
We Have Clearance Clarence Hat

Description: What's our vector, victor?

Tags: kramer, roger murdock, 80s, chicago, roger
Large Marge Sent Me Hat

Description: That scene scared the crap out of me when I was a little kid.

Tags: large marge trucking, vintage, truck driver, truck, 80s
Large Marge Trucking Company - Pee Wee logo Hat

Description: "Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!" Est. 1985 San Antonio, Texas

Tags: dottie, 80s, loner, large marge sent me, pee wee herman
Large Marge Trucking Company - modern vintage logo Hat

Description: "Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!" Est. 1985 San Antonio, Texas

Tags: 80s, dottie, large marge sent me, loner, peewee
High on Life and also drugs Hat

Description: I mean at least this person, aka the shirt wearer, is being honest.

Tags: beer, camping, cannabis, fishing, forest
And the forests will echo with laughter Hat

Description: And a new day will dawn for those who stand long

Tags: california, 70s, mountains, lyrics, jimmy page
Not the best but still good Hat

Description: Still got it baby

Tags: silver medal, first loser, getting old, birthday, best
Once it hits your lips, it's so good! Hat

Description: The legend Frank the Tank

Tags: beer, beer bong, college, drinking, shotgun beer
Want to see my north pole? Hat

Description: Santa is getting a little loopy in that hot tub

Tags: hot tub, north pole, sexy santa, funny xmas, merry christmas
Once it hits your lips, it's so good! Hat

Description: The legend Frank the Tank

Tags: beer, drinking, once it hits your lips, shotgun beer, frank the tank
Don't you go fallin' in love with it now Hat

Description: That there's an RV

Tags: jelly of the month club, merry christmas, refill your eggnog, shitter was full, you serious clark
Boats 'N Ho's Hat

Description: Ho Ho Ho. We get it now Santa

Tags: funny xmas, christmas, ho ho ho, funny santa claus, step brothers
San Dimas High School Football Rules! Hat

Description: You know it does

Tags: be excellent to each other, excellent adventure, football, wyld stallyns, high school football
And on the 8th day, God created Texas Hat

Description: Truth.

Tags: des moines, christian, god, field of dreams, hawks
And on the 8th day, God created Nebraska Hat

Description: Truth.

Tags: christian, field of dreams, god, hawkeyes, iowa city
Camp Crystal Lake Hide and Seek Champion 1980 - vintage Hat

Description: Legendary at hide and seek

Tags: friday the 13th, crystal lake, friday, 80s, counselor
Daddy, would you like some sausages? Hat

Description: classic.

Tags: tom green, daddy would you like some sausage, sausage, organ, movie
Restless soul enjoy your youth Hat

Description: This is not for you

Tags: 90s, alive, concert, dissident, eddie vedder
Cork Soakers Wine Club - Est. 2004 Hat

Description: "We love to soak the cork!"

Tags: funny, funny wine, blow job, saturday night live, sex
Cork Soakers Wine Club - "We love soaking the cork" Hat

Description: Cork soaking

Tags: snl, wine lover, red wine, jimmy fallon, wine
Le Tits Now - SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Christmas Hat

Description: I'll take Le tits now for $400 Alex

Tags: sean connery, jeopardy, will ferrell, norm macdonald, ugly christmas sweater
Caution - I'm Difficult (Double black diamond) Hat

Description: Red flag alert

Tags: black diamond, ski, personality, double black, mountains
Derelicte Hat

Description: It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique

Tags: mugatu, so hot right now, hansel, owen wilson, zoolander
El Guapo's Christmas Sweater Company - "We have a plethora" Hat

Description: Est. 1916 Santo Poco

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, funny christmas, griswold
"Would you say I have a plethora?" - El Guapo Hat

Description: The definition we all needed.

Tags: christmas vacation, christmas, chevy chase, mexico, dusty bottoms
Shoplifters will be Prostituted Hat

Description: Good idea maybe

Tags: arrested, lawyer, police, prison, prosecute

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