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Silky Johnson Card

Description: I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, AND I HATE YOUR GUTS

Tags: ice, pimp, chappelle show, player haters club, eddie murphy
Silky Johnson Card

Description: Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan?

Tags: chappelle show, pimp, silky johnson, player hater, dave chappelle
Flynn's Arcade - vintage logo Card

Description: Gonna need another one of these movies.

Tags: light cycle, 80s, vintage, arcade, tron
Cyberdyne Systems Corporation - vintage logo Card

Description: A Cyberdyne Systems Corporation

Tags: skynet, cyberdyne systems, arnold schwarzenegger, predator, arnold
Abe Froman - The Sausage King of Chicago - vintage logo Card

Description: The legendary Abe Froman.

Tags: save ferris, abe froman sausage king, sausage king of chicago, sausage king, john hughes
Abe Froman - The Sausage King of Chicago Card

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: matthew broderick, save ferris, abe froman sausage king, logo, ferris bueller
You're Abe Froman? Card

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: logo, ferrari, matthew broderick, abe froman sausage king, john hughes
You're Abe Froman?  - vintage logo Card

Description: The Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: sausage king, 80s, sausage, ferris buellers day off, ferrari
Bayside Tigers - vintage logo Card

Description: My favorite 90's tv show

Tags: tigers, saved by the bell, high school, vintage, bayside
If it bleeds we can kill it Card

Description: 80s Arnold action movies are the best genre of movies.

Tags: 80s movies, ill be back, alien, schwarzenegger, get to the chopper
Amigos - Three Amigos Card

Description: Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, and Ned Nederlander. For my money, this is the most underrated comedy of the 80's. El Guapo, comedy icons at their peak, a singing bush, what more could you ask for?

Tags: amigos, steve martin, dad gift, 3 amigos, 80s
Three Amigos - you son-of-a motherless goat! Card

Description: You dirt-eating-piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son-of-a motherless goat Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, and Ned Nederlander. For my money, this is the most underrated comedy of the 80's. El Guapo, comedy icons at their peak, a singing bush, what more could you ask for?

Tags: chevy chase, funny, 80s, dad gift, martin short
"That was a good trick" - El Guapo Card

Description: The infamous El Guapo. Possibly the greatest movie villain of the 80's.

Tags: steve martin, tequila, plethora, jefe, three amigos
Macho Grande - You'll never get over it - Since 1982 Card

Description: Airplane is Top 5 80's comedy without a doubt.

Tags: 80s movie, airline, airplane quote, aviation, dont call me shirley
Ted Striker's Pilot School Est. 1980 Card

Description: Airplane is Top 5 80's comedy without a doubt.

Tags: macho grande, surely you cant be serious, elaine, 80s movie, airplane quote
What a pisser Card

Description: Top 5 80's comedy without a doubt.

Tags: ted striker, airline, leslie nielsen, dont call me shirley, 80s
What a pisser Card

Description: Top 5 80's comedy without a doubt.

Tags: dont call me shirley, airline, shirley, leslie nielsen, airplane quote
Hawkins High School 1986 - vintage logo Card

Description: Greatest 80's high school

Tags: hawkins, hawkins middle school, hawkins indiana, hawkins av club, eddie munson
Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is? Card

Description: This is pure snow! It's everywhere!

Tags: charles de mar, pure snow, snow, skiing, street value
Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is? Card

Description: This is pure snow! It's everywhere!

Tags: lane meyer, ski, pure snow, snow, revenge of the nerds
Hawkins High 1986 Card

Description: Some crazy sh*t has happened in this town.

Tags: upside down, hawkins middle school, vintage high school, 80s, indiana
Richie & Fonzie & Ralph & Potsie. Card

Description: The boy of Happy Days probably hanging out at Arnold's diner.

Tags: joanie, ralph, the fonz, milwaukee, chachi
Blanche & Rose & Dorothy & Sophia. Card

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Tags: golden girls names, sophia, grandma gift, golden girls quotes, golden girls fan
The Office - guys names Card

Description: The original men of Dunder Mifflin

Tags: toby, dwight, names, jim halpert, stanley
Breathe if you hate the Yankees Card

Description: For the haters

Tags: yankees suck, cardinals, boston, astros, red sox
Breathe if you hate the Astros Card

Description: For the haters, and there are many.

Tags: altuve, new york yankees, white sox, astros suck, yankees
Breathe if you hate the Patriots Card

Description: For the haters

Tags: bills mafia, tom brady, miami dolphins, josh allen, buffalo bills
Larry Bird Card

Description: Larry legend

Tags: indiana, 80s basketball, nba finals, bird, basketball jesus
Abe Froman Sausages - King of Chicago Card

Description: THE Sausage King of Chicago

Tags: abe froman sausage king, save ferris, cameron frye, sausage king of chicago, ferrari
I Love Naps, but I Stay Woke Card

Description: Very true

Tags: napping, woke, wide awake, funny baby, nap
Er Mah Gerd Card

Description: Gersberms!

Tags: oh my god, retainer, omg, girl, teenage dirtbag
A portrait of swagger Card

Description: We should all aspire to look this cool. Drip King.

Tags: ricky bobby, swag, snl, drip, portrait
DRANKS Card

Description: Sometimes you want get some drinks, and sometimes you want to get some DRANKS

Tags: tequila, spring break, dranks, drinking, hangover
The Dude & His Dudeness & Duder & El Duderino Card

Description: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

Tags: bowling, walter sobchak, bowler, big lebowski, jeff bridges
Stay Woke Card

Description: Coffee Culture > Woke culture

Tags: latte, espresso, caffeine, coffee lover gift, i love coffee
Bone Apple Tea Card

Description: Bon Appetit for morons

Tags: twitter, spelling, comments, english, idiot

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