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Shitter's Full - Cousin Eddie Card

Description: Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, eddie, rv, christmas vacation, rv maintenance
Spicoli's Surf Wax - "Danger is my business" - vintage logo Card

Description: A huge miss by whoever was in charge in not doing a Spicoli dedicated surf movie as a follow up to Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Tags: ocean, jeff spicoli, 80s, 80s movies, beach
Jeff Spicoli Portrait Card

Description: “School is no problem. All you have to do is go to get the grades. And if you know something, all you have to do is go about half the time.” - Jeff Spicoli

Tags: california, tasty wave cool buzz, surfing, bodhi, fast times
The Bailey Bros Building & Loan - Est. 1946 Card

Description: The classic Christmas movie, gets a classic modern vintage logo treatment.

Tags: bailey brothers, wonderful life, its a wonderful life, george bailey, christmas
The Overlook Hotel - Sidewinder Colorado - vintage logo Card

Description: A nice quaint hotel in the mountains.

Tags: hotel, ski resort, sidewinder, colorado, stephen king
Scrooge & Marley Counting House London - Est. 1843 Card

Description: Probably pretty good at their job if I'm being honest.

Tags: accountant, bah humbug, vintage logo, scrooge logo, england
Scrooge & Marley Counting House London - Est. 1843 Card

Description: Probably pretty good at their job if I'm being honest.

Tags: a christmas carol, ebenezer scrooge, counting house, vintage logo, scrooge logo
The jolliest bunch of assholes Card

Description: The line never gets old

Tags: christmas vacation quote, ugly christmas sweater, nuthouse, christmas vacation jolliest bunch, jolliest bunch of a holes
Fra-Gee-Lay - that must be Italian Card

Description: Major award

Tags: major award, lamp, youll shoot your eye out, fragile, a christmas story
Trading Places is a Christmas Movie Card

Description: If it takes place during Christmas, it's a Christmas movie.

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, christmas, mortimer, trader, xmas
Deebo's Bike Repo Est. 1995 - vintage logo Card

Description: "That's my bike, punk" Los Angeles, CA Est. 1995

Tags: bike rental, deebo, beach cruiser, bike, deebo friday
NASA Santa logo Card

Description: Approved if you're cool

Tags: science fiction, santa nasa logo, astronaut, space santa, santa sleigh
Serves up the facial! (Marv Albert voice) Card

Description: I can hear his voice when reading this.

Tags: dunk, ewing, 80s, marv albert, 90s
Shermer High 1984 - vintage logo Card

Description: The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science - all Shermer High School movies in part of John Hughes movie universe.

Tags: 80s movies, breakfast club, ferris bueller, ferris buellers day off, high school
Randy Watson's Sexual Christmas Card

Description: You know Randy Watson was putting on a great Christmas special show.

Tags: soul glo, sexual chocolate, eddie murphy, prince akeem, ugly christmas sweater
Randy Watson's Sexual Chocolate Christmas Card

Description: You know Randy Watson was putting on a great Christmas special show.

Tags: 80s movies, christmas, christmas humor, coming to america, eddie murphy
To everyone out there suffering from anxiety:  You are not alone.  There is someone behind you Card

Description: Just kind of love this.

Tags: stress, anxious, mental health, you are not alone, therapy
All work and no play makes me a dull boy Card

Description: Jack Torrance was right. Too much grinding = not enough fun = a dull boy

Tags: party, work, overlook hotel, dull boy, jack
Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here Card

Description: Hang it on your wall.

Tags: lyrics, parenting, rap, going crazy, new york
The Wet Bandits Plumbing Co. Est. 1990 Card

Description: You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?

Tags: electrical, harry, kevin mccallister, macaulay culkin, marv
Dillon Panthers Football - vintage logo Card

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: riggins, panthers, friday night lights, high school football, fnl
You Serious Clark? - vintage design Card

Description: I cannot respect anyone who doesn't know this reference.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas vacation, christmas vacation quotes, clark griswold
Charge it to The Underhills - Since 1985 Card

Description: I'll have a Bloody Mary & A Steak Sandwich and a steak sandwich

Tags: 80s, the underhills, golf, tennis, put it on the underhills
Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs.  All this week on Town Talk! Card

Description: Town Talk with George UHF is hands down one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. It does not get talked about enough. Wheel of fish, Stanley's Clubhouse, Spatula City, drinking from the firehose...classics!

Tags: wheel of fish, 80s, 80s movies, conan the librarian, mop
Samuel Jackson - Good Beer mmm b*tch Card

Description: Good Moth******ing beer!

Tags: quentin tarantino, samuel jackson beer, samuel l jackson, samuel adams, drinking
It's not Christmas until Clark plugs in his lights Card

Description: It's true. You must view this lighting moment on TV once before it is officially Christmas. It's the law.

Tags: movie, xmas, christmas vacation quote, christmas lights, santa claus
Clark W. Griswold - Food Additives Designer Card

Description: Creator of the Crunch Enhancer A non-nutritive cereal varnish

Tags: cousin eddie, christmas vacation quote, chevy chase, vacation, griswold family christmas
Town Talk with George Card

Description: UHF is hands down one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. It does not get talked about enough. Wheel of fish, Stanley's Clubhouse, Spatula City, drinking from the firehose...classics!

Tags: uhf movie, town talk, weird al, spatula city, mop
We want to pump you up Card

Description: Hans & Franz Pumping you up Since 1987

Tags: arnold, austria, 90s, saturday night live, pump you up
Hi, I'm Date Mike it's nice to meet me Card

Description: That's what she said

Tags: creed, dunder mifflin, office, dating, jan
Observably Stupid Card

Description: Kind of a perfect description

Tags: stupid, republican, dave chappelle, georgia, trump
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal Card

Description: And keep the change

Tags: ya filthy animal, kevin mccallister, merry christmas and happy new year, xmas, little neros pizza
Merry Christmas the shitter was full Card

Description: The line never gets old

Tags: griswold family christmas, vacation, chevy chase, camper, christmas vacation
Los Pollos Hermanos - vintage logo Card

Description: Every time I watch this, I really want their chicken

Tags: better call saul, breaking bad, chicken man, dea, fast food
Callahan Auto Parts - vintage logo Card

Description: A 90's classic.

Tags: farley, callahan, marquette, tommy boy, america
Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins Card

Description: I really do love Christmas

Tags: cotton headed ninny muggins, i love christmas, funny christmas gift, christmas, merry christmas

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