Cards

Description: A classic quote from the legendary Ron Burgundy

Description: Andy Dufresne - Shawshank State Prison legend, in-house tax accountant and estate planner to the guards

Description: Ahoy, I'm a sailor.

Description: Not sure what to put here, either you think this is funny or you think this is offensive.

Description: breathe

Description: Basketball Jesus #33 Larry Bird

Description: He would

Description: Applies to a few people

Description: The GOAT video game running back

Description: Asst. Greenskeeper Vermint Removal Looper

Description: The best life and golfing philosophy courtesy of Carl Spackler. Est. 1980

Description: Sometimes you need an enemy, someone who doesn't believe in you, someone to prove wrong.

Description: Sunday at 8pm on UHF Channel 62

Description: John "Bluto" Blutarsky. Legend.

Description: "I owe it all to little chocolate donuts"

Description: "I owe it all to little chocolate donuts"

Description: Don't hurt me no more

Description: I know from experience

Description: I didn't even see it coming!

Description: Sometimes you need an enemy, someone who doesn't believe in you, someone to prove wrong.

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl

Description: Maybe the best fake commercial of all time

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl

Description: The bar is that low.

Description: Stay motivated

Description: Boats n hoes

Description: One of the greatest internet comment gifs of all time

Description: Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs. All this week on Town Talk! UHF is hands down one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. It does not get talked about enough. Wheel of fish, Stanley's Clubhouse, Spatula City, drinking from the firehose...classics!

Description: Lake Winnipesaukee, NH Ahoy, I'm a sailor.

Description: with everybody sayin'

Description: One of my favorite lyrics

Description: I think we can all agree that paper straws just aren't going to cut it.

Description: Don't you go dying on me!

Description: Don't hassle me I'm local 90's classic.

Description: "I'm sailing!" - Bob Wiley

Description: "I'm sailing!" - Bob Wiley