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Jolliest bunch of as*holes this side of the nuthouse Card

Description: Might be the most legendary quote about Santa I can think of.

Tags: christmas, griswold family christmas, griswold, christmas vacation quote, jolliest bunch of assholes
Uncle Rico's QB Camp Card

Description: "I will teach you to throw a pigskin a quarter mile" -Uncle Rico Est. 1982

Tags: uncle rico, napolean dynamite quotes, 1982, tots, pigskin
"Get busy living, or get busy dying" - Andy Dufresne Card

Description: Zihuatanejo, Mexico

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, accountant, andy dufresne, brooks
Bodhi's Surf Shop - Bells Beach Australia - Since 1991 Card

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Tags: 90s, australia, bells beach, california, fbi
Ya Dingus Card

Description: Dr. Steve Brule is incredible

Tags: ya dingus, boats and hoes, dr steve brule, brules rules, john c reilly
Pete's Schweddy Balls Card

Description: "No one can resist my Schweddy Balls"

Tags: logo, 90s, schweddy balls funny, recipe, merry christmas
Livin' in a van down by the river - modern vintage design Card

Description: My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker

Tags: matt foley, snl, saturday night live, down by the river, farley
Calmer Than You Are Card

Description: Calmer than you are dude

Tags: keep calm, anxiety, world of pain, the dude abides, mark it a zero
Paper Street Soap Company - vintage logo Card

Description: All natural - Handmade Bradford Tyler Durden's favorite

Tags: fight club, 90s movie, 90s, project mayhem, edward norton
Hans & Franz - Pumping up since 1987 Card

Description: "We want to pump you up"

Tags: fitness, austria, waynes world, bodybuilding, pump you up
Looking California, Feeling Minnesota. Card

Description: Incredible lyric. RIP Chris Cornell

Tags: looking california, 90s, lyrics, soundgarden, feelings
This is Howie Dewitt Card

Description: This is how we do it

Tags: 90s, 90s music, funny, funny name, funny nametag
Salty Bitch - vintage logo Card

Description: It just works.

Tags: salty meme, dont be a salty bitch, spill the tea, bitch, dont be a salty bitch parody
Prestige Worldwide - modern logo Card

Description: The guys at Prestige Worldwide have now become a "Huge Multinational Corp", and have updated their logo design to be super cool and modern. Don't worry they still make black leather gloves. Investors? Maybe you!

Tags: logo, multinational corp, boats and hoes, boating, will ferrell
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson Arizona - vintage design Card

Description: Perfection

Tags: 60s, abbey road, arizona, beatles art, beatles lyrics
"Never skip chest day" - Chong Li Card

Description: Lets be honest, this dudes pecs are incredible. He never skips a bench press. In terms of 80's action movie villains, Chong Li has got to be top 5.

Tags: 80s, bench press, bloodsport, bodybuilding, jcvd
Enrico Pallazzo 1988 World Tour Card

Description: Acclaimed Italian Opera Singer Famous Baseball Umpire

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, baseball, california
The El Guapo Sweater Collection Card

Description: El Guapo has plethora of sweaters. Now he will show you his collection.

Tags: chevy chase, cinco de mayo, dusty bottoms, el guapo, el guapo sweater
The El Guapo Sweater Collection Card

Description: El Guapo has plethora of sweaters

Tags: chevy chase, cinco de mayo, company, dusty bottoms, el guapo sweater
That's a no from me Dawg Card

Description: Underused line from Randy Jackson

Tags: bass, dawg, dog, fergie and jesus, idol
The Dude Abides - vintage design Card

Description: Such a simple mantra to live by. This is still in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Tags: abides, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are, jeff bridges
Black Gallagher Card

Description: Underrated skit

Tags: black, black gallagher, chappelle show, chappelles show, charlie murphy
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes Card

Description: Still a classic.

Tags: 80s movies, comedy, dark helmet, elon musk, funny
Ricky Roe, Neon Boudeaux, Butch McRae Card

Description: Blue Chips is an underrated classic

Tags: 90s, 90s basketball, basketball, chicago, college basketball
GIVE ME. A KEG. OF BEER. Card

Description: The wolf gets what the wolf wants

Tags: 80s movies, beer, college, drinking, drunk
I Survived!  The Running Man Card

Description: ICS Network Television

Tags: 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, contestant, dystopian
The Running Man presented by ICS Network Television 2025 Card

Description: It's hard to believe (or not really!) that The Running Man takes place in 2025, which is right around the corner. ICS and this game show could absolutely exist in a couple of years. One of my favorite dystopian science fiction movies ever!

Tags: 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, buzzsaw, cadre
ICS Network Television Card

Description: It's hard to believe (or not really!) that The Running Man takes place in 2025, which is right around the corner. ICS and this game show could absolutely exist in a couple of years. One of my favorite dystopian science fiction movies ever!

Tags: 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, buzzsaw, dystopian
Just so you know ladies, mansplaining is short for "man explaining" Card

Description: Glad that clears that up! A perfect gift for any guy that loves to mansplain.

Tags: blue check, boyfriend, condescending, dating, dudes
THE RUNNING MAN - ICS Network Television logo Card

Description: It's just a matter of time before this is real.

Tags: 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, contestant, dystopian
MARS TODAY - The Newspaper of the Universe Card

Description: No. 1 in The Galaxy. One of my favorite vintage movie props of any 90's movie from Total Recall.

Tags: 90s, aliens, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, elon musk
ICS Network Television - Home of The Running Man Card

Description: It's hard to believe (or not really!) that The Running Man takes place in 2025, which is right around the corner. ICS and this game show could absolutely exist in a couple of years. One of my favorite dystopian science fiction movies ever!

Tags: 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, buzzsaw, dystopian
MARS TODAY - The Newspaper of the Universe Card

Description: No. 1 in The Galaxy. One of my favorite vintage movie props of any 90's movie from Total Recall.

Tags: 90s, aliens, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, elon musk
Hey Laserlips! Your momma was a snowblower Card

Description: If you are a kid who grew up in the 80's, this Johnny 5 movie quote was the pinnacle of comedy. Remember, Johnny 5 is alive!

Tags: 80s movies, ai, artificial intelligence, funny robot, johnny
Pyramid Mines - Mars Federal Colonies 2084 Card

Description: Pyramid Mines, owned and operated by Federal Colonies, stopped operating in 2084 once they discovered ancient alien technology on Mars. That's a little over 40 years from now. Seems weirdly plausible.

Tags: 90s, aliens, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, elon musk
Pyramid Mines - Mars Federal Colonies 2084 - vintage logo Card

Description: Pyramid Mines, owned and operated by Federal Colonies, stopped operating in 2084 once they discovered ancient alien technology on Mars. That's a little over 40 years from now. Seems weirdly plausible.

Tags: 90s, aliens, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, elon musk

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