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Yippee ki yay motherf*cker Card

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard, hans gruber
Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker Card

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard, hans gruber
Yippee Ki-Yay Card

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard, hans gruber
Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker Card

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard, die hard christmas
Hans, bubby, I'm you're white knight Card

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard, die hard christmas
Paul Rudd - Sex Panther Card

Description: Sex Panther By Odeon. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Tags: 60 of the time, anchorman, ant man, brian fantana, brick tamland
Sex Panther - made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good Card

Description: 60% of the time it works every time

Tags: 60percent of the time, anchorman, antman, big deal, brick tamland
They've done studies you know... Card

Description: 60% of the time it works every time

Tags: 60percent of the time, anchorman, antman, big deal, brick tamland
The Octagan.  James Westfall & Dr. Kenneth Noisewater Card

Description: Yes, my penis does have a name - The Octagon and I named my testicles James Westfall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Tags: 60percent of the time, anchorman, antman, brick tamland, champ kind
The Overlook Hotel Rug & Carpet Company - Est. 1980 Card

Description: Sidewinder, Co The greatest movie hexagon pattern carpet and rug pattern of all time.

Tags: carpet, halloween, hexagon, jack nicholson, jack torrance
Stay Golden Card

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Tags: 80s tv, bea arthur, betty white, blanche, estelle
Da Baddest B*tches Card

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Tags: 80s tv, baddest, baddest bitch, bea arthur, betty white
Inigo Montoya nametag Card

Description: Hello my name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father, prepare to die

Tags: easy halloween costume, halloween, halloween costume, hello my name is, inigo montoya nametag
Saint Nicolas Card

Description: Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage

Tags: christmas, face off, funny christmas, meme, merry cagemas
At home drawing pictures of mountain tops Card

Description: With him on top. One of my favorite opening lines of a song ever.

Tags: 90s, alive, classic, colorado, concert
Stay Classy San Diego - vintage sunset design Card

Description: I still think this is the perfect t-shirt.

Tags: anchorman, california, channel 4, kind of a big deal, palm trees
Stay Classy Miami Card

Description: A perfect mashup of Stay Classy with vintage 80's Miami, Florida vibes

Tags: broward county, dade county, florida, jimmy butler, marlins
Hello my name is Inigo Montoya - you killed my father, prepare to die Card

Description: Hello my name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father, prepare to die

Tags: 80s movies, easy halloween costume, halloween, halloween costume, hello my name is
WUPHF.com Card

Description: There are so many funny small stories throughout The Office. Wuphf is one my favorites. The fax machine gets me everytime.

Tags: dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute, entrepreneur, jim halpert
Rushmore Academy Card

Description: Great movie.

Tags: ben stiller, bill murray, bottle rocket, grand budapest hotel, jason schwartzman
Fun, old fashioned family Christmas - Cousin Eddie Card

Description: It isn't Christmas until Eddie empties the sh*tter

Tags: camper, chevy chase, christmas, clark, clark griswold
Merry Christmas - Shitter's Full Card

Description: It isn't Christmas until Eddie empties the sh*tter

Tags: camper, chevy chase, christmas, clark, clark griswold
Fun, old fashioned family Christmas Card

Description: It's not Christmas until Clark W. Griswold plugs in his Christmas lights.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas, christmas lights, clark, clark griswold
Nice Beaver Card

Description: It is. Just calling it like I see it.

Tags: beaver, beaver dam, beaver lover, cats, chicks
Nice Beaver Card

Description: It is. Just calling it like I see it.

Tags: beaver, beaver dam, beaver lover, cats, chicks
Let's get very weird Card

Description: Said the kool aid man (likely)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre
Let's get very weird Card

Description: Said the kool aid man (likely)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre
Rushmore Academy - Max Fischer Card

Description: Great movie.

Tags: ben stiller, bill murray, bottle rocket, grand budapest hotel, jason schwartzman
OK - A-1 EZ Park - Ferris Bueller's Day Off Card

Description: Relax, we're professionals Chicago, IL Est. 1986

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, a1 ez park, chicago, distressed
Would - Golden Girls Card

Description: The coolest grandmas that ever existed

Tags: 80s tv, bea arthur, betty white, blanche, estelle getty
Ferris Bueller you're my hero. Card

Description: If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tags: 80s, bueller, cameron, chicago, ferrari
East vs. West Collegiate Bowl Rosters Card

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl featuring football stars such as Hingle McCringleberry, L'Carpetron Dookmarriot, Mousecop, and Scoish Velociraptor Maloish

Tags: a a ron, bismo, bowl game, college, college football
Ask me about my cult Card

Description: Said the kool aid man (probably)

Tags: 1980s, cult, drink, drink the kool aid, jonestown massacre
Christmas Elf: You smell like beef & cheese Card

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: beef and cheese, buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie
Sloppy Steaks - Let's slop 'em up! Card

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Tags: 55 burgers, corncob tv, crashmore, cringe, dan flashes
Dangerous Nights Crew Card

Description: Just another night with the Dangerous Nights Crew Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Years Eve, Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

Tags: 55 burgers, corncob tv, crashmore, cringe, dan flashes

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