Cart Preview (0)

Your Cart is empty
The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria Card

Description: I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria.

Tags: boats, boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, dale doback, doback huff
Brennan Huff & Dale Doback - Boats 'N Hoes Card

Description: Prestige Worldwide is the greatest fictional company that has ever existed.

Tags: boat, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, brennan huff, catalina wine mixer
Brenna Huff & Dale Doback are here to f*ck sh*t up Card

Description: Get these boys some jobs!

Tags: boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, catalina wine mixer quotes, doback, florida
I am not Kenough Card

Description: Sometimes you have to be honest with yourself

Tags: barbenheimer, barbie, barbie oppenheimer, big kenergy, funny
Big D*ck Kenergy Card

Description: Sometimes you have to be honest with yourself

Tags: barbenheimer, barbie, barbie oppenheimer, big dick, big dick energy
I'm not f*cking leaving! Card

Description: Such a great movie

Tags: 80s, finance, im not leaving, investing, jordan belfort
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! Card

Description: Truman Burbank. The first reality TV star.

Tags: 90s, 90s movie, ace ventura, comedy, dumb and dumber
I'm not fucking leaving! Card

Description: Such a great movie

Tags: 80s, finance, im not leaving, jordan belfort, leonardo di caprio
I'm not fucking leaving! Card

Description: Me at the bar closing time

Tags: 80s, finance, im not leaving, jordan belfort, leonardo dicaprio
Johnny Cab - vintage logo Card

Description: Total Recall - one of my favorite 90's movies.

Tags: arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, cab, driver, elon musk
Johnny Cab logo - Total Recall Card

Description: "We hope you enjoyed the ride" One of my favorite 90's movies.

Tags: ai, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, artificial intelligence, elon musk
JohnnyCab - vintage logo - Total Recall Card

Description: "We hope you enjoyed the ride" One of my favorite 90's movies.

Tags: ai, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, artificial intelligence, elon musk
GUMP Running Club - Greenbow, Alabama Est. 1976 Card

Description: "I just felt like running"

Tags: 90s, alabama, cross country, fitness, gump
I just felt like running Card

Description: Forrest Gump - legend of shrimp boats and Greenbow, Alabama

Tags: 90s, alabama, cross country, fitness, gump
I just felt like running - Forrest Gump Card

Description: Forrest Gump - legend of shrimp boats and Greenbow, Alabama

Tags: 90s, alabama, cross country, fitness, gump
I hate tacos - said no Juan ever Card

Description: Get it? By the way, I love Tacos

Tags: cinco de mayo, funny mexican, funny tacos, i hate tacos, i love tacos
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice Card

Description: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.

Tags: bill murray, bushwood, caddy, carl spackler, carl spackler quote
The beatings will continue until morale improves Card

Description: Sometimes just the way its got to be

Tags: beatings will continue, coaching, funny motivation, funny pirate, improving morale
g-funk era Card

Description: 213 will regulate

Tags: 90s hip hop, california, chronic, compton, dr dre
I know HTML (how to meet ladies) Card
Tags: coder, coding, computer, computer geek, developer
McDowell's - Employee of the Month Card

Description: For outstanding performance of effort

Tags: 80s movies, akeem, america, coming to america, eddie murphy
I am unable to quit as I am currently too legit - cursive design Card

Description: Current status

Tags: andy samberg, dont stop, fitness, funny, funny gift
Please don't talk to me, I have no self-control, and will talk to you for two hours and get no work done. Card

Description: This might be me

Tags: adhd, autistic, chatty, coworker, coworker gift
McDowell's Employee of the Month - Akeem Card

Description: For outstanding performance of effort

Tags: 80s movies, akeem, america, coming to america, eddie murphy
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice Card

Description: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.

Tags: bill murray, bushwood, caddyshack quote, carl spackler, carl spackler quote
Shrimpin' ain't easy Card

Description: It ain't

Tags: bubba gump, crawfish, fat tuesday, fish, forrest
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Card

Description: Don't you know I'm loco?

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, 90s rap, cali, california
Name one thing that is better than coffee. You fucking can't. Card

Description: Sometimes it feels this way

Tags: barista, breakfast, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee addict
smack it up, flip it, rub it down Card

Description: Underrated 90's lyrics

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, ass, bel biv devoe, big butt and a smile
it smells like wrongdog Card

Description: What's wrong, dog?

Tags: dog, funny, funny gift, funny saying, funnytee
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! Card

Description: I think one of the most underrated scenes and quotes in the movie

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, coffee, cotton headed ninny muggins
Shrimpin' ain't easy - Forrest Gump Card

Description: It ain't

Tags: bubba gump, crawfish, fat tuesday, forrest, gump
Jelly of the Month Club - The gift that keeps on giving - Est. 1989 Card

Description: Official Member Christmas Vacation is a top 3 Christmas movie.

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, christmas, clark griswold, clark griswold rant
Look what you did you little jerk Card

Description: Home Alone, full of incredible quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Tags: christmas humor, fuller, funny xmas, harry marv, home alone quote
"The roof is not my son, but I will raise it" - anonymous Card

Description: Legendary quote by anonymous

Tags: football, funny quote, funny sports, meme, motivation
When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail Card

Description: Incredible funny Paul Rudd line from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Tags: aldous snow, girlfriend, hawaii, hawaiian, jonah hill

Sort & Filter