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Obviously you're not a golfer Card

Description: The Dude Abides

Tags: bowl, bowling, coen brothers, golf, golfer
Happy Fun Ball Card

Description: Do not taunt happy fun ball. Ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Incredible classic SNL commercial

Tags: snl, saturday night live, vintage, 90s, commercial
Hoagies and Grinders, Navy Beans, Meatloaf Sandwich Card

Description: Sloppy Joe, Slop Sloppy Joe

Tags: 90s, billy madison, cafeteria, happy gilmore, high school
Moooon Riverrrr... Card

Description: Los Angeles, California Proctology

Tags: john cocktosten, boyd aviation, ty webb, dr rosen, caddyshack
Deeds' Pizza #23 Card

Description: Mr. Deeds is an underrated Adam Sandler movie. Very sneaky.

Tags: baseball, billionaire, very sneaky, deeds pizza, deeds
Club Aqua - home of the huge back deck Card

Description: I think this is a top 5 sketch for me. I really liked Club Aqua before the big back deck collapsed. I dip into Haunted House once in a while.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, chunky, club, club aqua
This place reminds me of Santa's workshop!  Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. Card

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: beef and cheese, buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie
Scuba Steve scuba squad Card

Description: If you wanna be in the scuba squad you have to be smart

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, big daddy, billy madison, diver
Just here for the wieners Card

Description: Sometimes you have to have a good hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, bbq, chef, cooking, funny
Bend over and I'll show you Card

Description: Todd and Margo

Tags: bend over and ill show you, chevy chase, chicago, christmas, christmas tree
Dillon Panthers Football #33 Tim Riggins Card

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, college football, dillon
Visit Santa Poco Mexico - home of the battle for independence against the infamous El Guapo Card

Description: Santa Poco Independence Day, when the famous Americans came into town and saved the people

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, dusty bottoms, el guapo, el guapo sweater
Kumite - Tournament Champion 1988 - Hong Kong Card

Description: Legendary tournament

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bloodsport, dojo, frank dux
Baby of the year Bart Harley Jarvis Card

Description: The bad boy of the competition Bart Harley Jarvis!

Tags: baby, baby of the year, bart harley jarvis, bozo dubbed over, chunky
Santa used to say "hey hey hey" until he met your mom Card

Description: Now it's Ho Ho Ho The perfect funny Christmas vintage design

Tags: christmas, christmas party, ho ho ho, merry christmas, mom joke
Property of Dillon Panthers Football - Coach Taylor Card

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, college football, dillon
Andy & Red's Fishing Charters - Zihuantanejo, Mexico Card

Description: Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' Est. 1967

Tags: andy and red, andy dufresne, boating, brooks was here, dufresne redding fishing charters
Tim Riggins #33 Card

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, college football, dillon
Baby of the year - Bart Harley Jarvis Card

Description: F*ck you Harley Jarvis!

Tags: baby, baby of the year, bart harley jarvis, bozo dubbed over, chunky
Heard you've been Naughty - funny vintage Santa Claus Card

Description: Ho Ho Ho. Let me check my naughty list.

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas party, funny christmas, funny santa claus
Take a look around Ellen, we're at the threshold of hell Card

Description: Clark W. Griswold family Christmas. So many classic, incredible quotes from this iconic Christmas movie.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas lights, christmas tree, christmas vacation, clark griswold
Just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude - Kirk Lazarus Card

Description: Tropic Thunder is an incredibly funny movie. It's still kind of underrated.

Tags: army, ben stiller, booty sweat, dude playing a dude, got any tips
Les Grossman Card

Description: First, take a big step back...and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Tropic Thunder is an incredible movie.

Tags: ben stiller, booty sweat, dude playing a dude, got any tips, hollywood
Tugg Speedman - Tropic Thunder Card

Description: Tropic Thunder is an incredibly funny movie. It's still kind of underrated.

Tags: army, ben stiller, booty sweat, dude playing a dude, got any tips
Les Grossman - tropic thunder Card

Description: First, take a big step back...and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Tropic Thunder is an incredible movie.

Tags: ben stiller, booty sweat, dude playing a dude, dude playing a dude disguised as, got any tips
Doc Brown Labs - Inventor & Scientist Est. 1985 Card

Description: Hill Valley, Califonia He invented a time machine, so probably going to say that he is the genius of all geniuses

Tags: 80s, biff tannen, california, delorean, doc brown
California Penal League - Since 1988 Card

Description: Rick Vaughn played in the California Penal League last year

Tags: major league quote, jobus rum, ricky vaughn, willie mays hayes, cerrano
Breathe if you hate Alabama Card

Description: For the haters

Tags: auburn, georgia, lsu tigers, longhorns, crimson tide
Del Griffith's Shower Curtain Rings - Shermer, IL 1987 Card

Description: Best in the world. Hand made. Shermer, IL 1987

Tags: 80s, breakfast club, chicago, great outdoors, john candy
Aspen: Where the beer flows like wine - vintage design Card

Description: And beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano A little place called Aspen. I don't know Lloyd, the French are as*holes. Is there a funnier sequence in a movie in the last 30 years? If there is, this has to be tied with it.

Tags: aspen, aspen california, beer, colorado, dumb and dumber quote
Del Griffith's Shower Curtain Rings "best in the world" Card

Description: Hand made - 1987 Shermer, IL

Tags: 80s, chicago, comedy, del griffith, great outdoors
Clampett Oil Company - Est. 1962 Card

Description: And up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is.

Tags: 60s, beverly hills, billionaire, california, cecil
Cody Underwood - Special Effects Coordinator - Tropic Thunder Card

Description: "Explosions that will make mother nature piss her pant suit"

Tags: ben stiller, danny mcbride, dude playing a dude, explosion, got any tips
Dr. E. Brown Enterprises - scientist & inventor Card

Description: He invented a time machine, so probably going to say that he is the genius of all geniuses

Tags: 121 gigawatts, 80s, biff, biff tannen, california
Yippee Ki-Yay -  ugly Christmas design Card

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard christmas, hans gruber
Angels with Filthy Souls - vintage movie poster Card

Description: Keep the change ya filthy animal

Tags: angels with filthy souls, christmas, eating junk and watching rubbish, filthy animal, fuller

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