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BLASTER Card

Description: "I drive trucks, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best." Bull Hurley

Tags: 80s, arm wrestling, blaster, boxing, bull hurley
Bike is short for bichael Card

Description: I looked it up, it's true.

Tags: bicycle, biker, biking, cycle, cycling
Pullover! No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing Card

Description: Classic road trip

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, aspen, cardigan, dumb and dumber quote
Barley Tonight Card

Description: I have no problem being on my phone the whole show.

Tags: 55 burgers, barley tonight, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop
Kobayashi - attorney at law - est. 1995 Card

Description: One of my favorite movies of the 90s

Tags: 90s movie, attorney, benicio del toro, crime story, fenster
Nice Rack Card

Description: It's nature

Tags: boobs, boobs funny, breasts, buck, camping
Stable of Stars - "They CAN hit!" Card

Description: At this low price

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Barley Tonight Card

Description: I'll size you up and I'll cut you down. If you're getting the best of me, I have no problem being on my phone the whole show.

Tags: 55 burgers, barley tonight, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop
Nice Rack Card

Description: It's nature

Tags: boobs, boobs funny, breasts, buck, camping
Stable of Stars - "They CAN hit!" Card

Description: At this low price

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Mumford Phys. Ed. Dept. - Axel Foley Card

Description: Axel Foley is the greatest movie cop of all-time.

Tags: beverly hills cop, 80s movie, school, cop, vintage
Prestige Worldwide - modern logo Card

Description: Putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need. The perfect vintage logo from the greatest fictional company that has ever existed.

Tags: anchorman, boat, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, catalina wine mixer
We come from the land of the ice & snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow Card

Description: Hammer of the gods!

Tags: 70s, guitar, ice, iceland, immigrant song
Valhalla, I am coming Card

Description: Classic line, classic song.

Tags: classic rock, immigrant song, jimmy page, john bonham, kashmir
Slut for Ranch Dressing Card

Description: Hard not to be.

Tags: chef, chicken tenders, cook, cooking, farm
Slut for ranch dressing Card

Description: Hard not to be.

Tags: chef, cook, cooking, dressing, food
OJ - White Ford Bronco Card

Description: 1994, hard to forget where you were when these was happening.

Tags: 1994, 90s, bronco, california, car chase
Bobby Boucher's High Quality H20 - Since 1998 Card

Description: Official water of SCLSU Mud Dogs Football

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, bobby boucher, college football
Scuba Steve Card

Description: If you wanna be in the scuba squad you have to be smart

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, big daddy, billy madison, diving
Little Slut Card

Description: Just being honest

Tags: bachelorette party, boyfriend, college, funny, funny gift
I survived the NYC Earthquake - April 5th, 2024 Card

Description: 2024 gettin' weirder!

Tags: 2024, connecticut, disaster, earth quake, earthquake
Totally normal human person Card

Description: What are you talking about?

Tags: acting, actor, bizarre, crazy, funny
I masturbate fully naked, you don't like it? Then go to a different Starbucks. Card

Description: I promise this will get a reaction

Tags: caffeine, coffee, funny quote, humor, i love coffee
ILLITERATE Card

Description: Be honest this would be the funniest thing to put on baby clothes. They can't read.

Tags: book lover, books, dumb, funny, funny baby
The official hairstyle of the Dangerous Nights Crew Card

Description: Slicked Back Pushed Back

Tags: brians hat, carber vac, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop
Ewing Oil Co. Est. 1930 - Dallas, Texas Card

Description: Legendary oil company

Tags: bewitched, dallas, dallas mavericks, dallas tv show, ewing
ILLITERATE Card

Description: Be honest this would be the funniest thing to put on baby clothes. They can't read.

Tags: book lover, books, dumb, funny, funny baby
Statler & Waldorf 2024 - Old, grumpy, and perfect. Card

Description: The United States of America loves grumpy, old guys for President.

Tags: 2024, america, biden, election, funny election
Bobby Boucher's High Quality H20 - Since 1998 Card

Description: Official water of SCLSU Mud Dogs Football

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, college football, florida
50 stanzo brand fedoras, 1000 plastic meatballs... Card

Description: Tommy guns & 50 slicked back hair wigs

Tags: 55 burgers, bozo dubbed over, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Amity Island Swim Team - Since 1975 Card

Description: Pretty fast swimmers I hear

Tags: beach, great white, jaws, marthas vineyard, new england
I survived the New York earthquake - April 5th, 2024 Card

Description: 2024 gettin' weirder!

Tags: 2024, connecticut, disaster, earth quake, earthquake
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in Card

Description: Ahoy Polloi

Tags: bill murray, bushwood, carl spackler, chevy chase, danny noonan
Amity Island Swim Team - Since 1975 Card

Description: Pretty fast swimmers I hear

Tags: beach, great white, jaws, marthas vineyard, new england
Gator don't play no sh*t - you feel me? Card

Description: Pimpin'

Tags: anchorman, cops, funny, gator, gator dont play
Truffoni's Steakhouse - No Sloppy Steaks Card

Description: I would definitely eat at Truffoni's with my dangerous nights crew

Tags: baby of the year, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop, comedy

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