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We're here to fuck shit up Card

Description: When Dale Doback and Brennan Huff show up in tuxedos, you immediately hire them, no questions asked. Black leather gloves, security, investments - all part of the Prestige Worldwide experience.

Tags: anchorman, boats, boats and hoes, catalina wine mixer, doback huff 2020
I Piss Excellence Card

Description: You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, formula 1, formula one, i piss excellence
I piss excellence Card

Description: You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, formula 1, formula one, i piss excellence
T-T-T-Today Junior! Card

Description: Billy passed the 3rd grade --

Tags: 90s movies, adam sandler, billy madison quote, borophyll, happy gilmore
Rufio - based Card

Description: Rufio might be the most underrated movie character of the 90's

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, bangarang, based, captain hook
Bangarang Card

Description: Rufio might be the most underrated movie character of the 90's

Tags: 90s, bangarang, captain hook, hook, lost boys
Tasty Time Vids - new funny videos every Friday Card

Description: Frankenstein's chick

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Cosmic Gumbo - I think you should leave Santa Claus Card

Description: Kind of moves to beat of jazz, a cosmic gumbo Just don't mention Crashmore's other job - being Santa

Tags: christmas, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, cosmic gumbo
T-T-T-Today Junior! Card

Description: Billy passed the 3rd grade --

Tags: 90s movies, adam sandler, billy madison quote, borophyll, happy gilmore
Cat Lady Card

Description: Don't mess with a cat lady

Tags: cat, cat ladies, cat ladies for kamala, cat lady funny, cat lover
Cosmic Gumbo - I think you should leave Santa Claus Card

Description: Kind of moves to beat of jazz, a cosmic gumbo Just don't mention Crashmore's other job - being Santa

Tags: christmas, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, cosmic gumbo
You have died of dysentery Card

Description: Legendary game. I would play this again in a heartbeat.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, developer
Tasty Time Vids - new funny videos every friday Card

Description: Frankenstein's chick

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig Card

Description: Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Tags: bart, homer, homer simpson, lisa, marge
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig Card

Description: Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Tags: bart, homer, homer simpson, lisa, marge
Spider pig, spider pig Card

Description: Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Tags: bart, homer, homer simpson, lisa, marge
Sam "Ace" Rothstein - Food & Beverage Tangiers Hotel & Casino Card

Description: Las Vegas, Nevada Shoulda stayed in Food and Beverage

Tags: ace, aces high, casino, gambling, goodfellas
If you ain't first, you're last - Ricky Bobby Card

Description: Talladega Nights has always been a funny movie, but for whatever reason, I think it's become very rewatchable.

Tags: cal naughton, comedy, dont you put that evil on me, formula 1, halloween
Please allow myself to introduce myself Card

Description: my name is Ritchie Cunningham and this my wife...Oprah

Tags: 90s, allow me to introduce myself, dr evil, funny, halloween
I am the smartest man alive! Card

Description: Billy passed the 3rd grade

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison quote, blue duck, chlorophyll
Saint Dorothy Mantooth Card

Description: DOROTHY MANTOOTH WAS A SAINT!

Tags: brick tamland, comedy, dodgeball, dorothy mantooth, dorothy mantooth was a saint
TABLES! Card

Description: What's her job? It's just TABLES!

Tags: bart harley jarvis, brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Lincoln Hawk's Arm Wrestling & Truck Driving School - Since 1987 Card

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: 80s, arm wrestling, boxing, hawk and son, lincoln hawk trucking
Cramblin Duvet Advertising - Detroiters Card

Description: A modern vintage retro take on the most iconic Detroit advertising agency in tv history (according to me).

Tags: ad agency, advertising, coffin flop, corncob tv, cramblin duvet
Lincoln Hawk's Arm Wrestling School - Since 1987 Card

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: 80s, arm wrestling, boxing, hawk and son, lincoln hawk trucking
Cat ladies for Kamala Card

Description: Don't mess with a cat lady

Tags: cat, cat ladies, cat ladies for kamala, cat lady funny, cat lover
Cat ladies for Kamala Card

Description: Don't mess with a cat lady

Tags: cat, cat ladies, cat ladies for kamala, cat lady funny, cat lover
I will kick Jurass Card

Description: Jurassic

Tags: dino, dinosaur, dinosaur lover, fight, funny dinosaur
I love it when a plan comes together - A-Team Card

Description: Just 4 guys on the run from the military, helping people along the way. What a great show.

Tags: 80s, 80s tv, a team van, ba baracus, baracus
I pity the fool! Card

Description: Just 4 guys on the run from the military, helping people along the way. What a great show.

Tags: 80s, 80s tv, a team van, ba baracus, baracus
Roy Donk - King of the Tuk Tuk Sound Card

Description: Live in concert. Jazz legend.

Tags: brians hat, coffin flop, colgate comedy hour, corncob tv, dan flashes
AURA Card

Description: If you see it you know it If you have it you know it

Tags: aesthetic, atmosphere, basketball, charisma, energy
Lincoln Hawk's Arm Wrestling & Truck Driving School - Since 1987 Card

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: 80s, arm wrestling, boxing, hawk and son, lincoln hawk trucking
Samuel Jackson Good Motherf*ckin' Beer Card

Description: Good Moth******ing beer! It'll get ya drunk!

Tags: beer, chappelle show, dave chappelle, drinking, drunk
Juice is temporary, Sauce is forever Card

Description: Facts only

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, aesthetic, alpha, aura
Everything has chains, absolutely nothings changed Card

Description: I would rather starve than eat your bread

Tags: 90s, alive, corduroy, dissident, eddie vedder

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