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You get a tariff, you get a tariff, everybody gets a tariff! Card

Description: USA USA USA

Tags: absurdism, america, canada, china, investor
We do this not because it's EASY, but because we thought it would be EASY Card

Description: we THOUGHT it would be easy

Tags: coding, easy, fail, failure, funny quote
Competitive Hater Card

Description: Troll

Tags: chappelle, chappelle show, charlie murphy, comedy, competitive
Dyslexic 96 Card

Description: get it?

Tags: 69, 96, adhd, autistic, disability
The Moon Landing by Stanley Kubrick Card

Description: Iconic movie of the fake moon landing (theoretically)

Tags: 2001 a space odyssey, apollo 11, astronaut, clockwork orange, conspiracy
MAGA - My Assets Got Annihilated Card

Description: Destroying trillions in value

Tags: crypto, donald trump, elon musk, fuck trump, investing
Gulf of Mexico - Est. 1550 - vintage logo Card

Description: A vintage design for a body of water that has been around for 475 years.

Tags: america, carribean, florida, gop, gulf of america
Gulf of Mexico - Est. 1550 Card

Description: A vintage design for a body of water that has been around for 475 years.

Tags: america, carribean, florida, gop, gulf of america
Gulf of Mexico - Est. 1550 Card

Description: A vintage design for a body of water that has been around for 475 years.

Tags: america, carribean, florida, gop, gulf of america
Detroit Bad Boys Card

Description: Iconic 80's vintage basketball

Tags: 80s pistons, bad boys, basketball, bill laimbeer, dennis rodman
Detroit Bad Boys 1987 - vintage Card

Description: Iconic 80's vintage basketball

Tags: 80s pistons, bad boys, basketball, bill laimbeer, dennis rodman
Suck My Ditka and Kiss My Butkus Card

Description: Monsters of the midway. Legends. Ready to dominate the league. Okay, I hope so, but regardless this t-shirt is hilarious and awesome.

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears, chicago, da bears
Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator "It's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes" Card

Description: It's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

Tags: bill lumbergh, brawndo, brawndo logo, camacho, drink
CouplaBeers Card

Description: Fast acting Self-medicating

Tags: anxiety, beer, comedy, commercial, couple of beers
CouplaBeers Card

Description: Fast acting 6% Ethyl Hydroxyethane Self-medicating

Tags: anxiety, beer, comedy, commercial, couplabeers
Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Card

Description: I do what I can because I'm Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Underrated classic vintage skit

Tags: blues brothers, coneheads, dan akroyd, dan aykroyd, fred garvin
The gym is my therapy Card

Description: everyday

Tags: anxiety, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, exercise, fitness
The moon landing - a film by Stanley Kubrick Card

Description: Iconic movie of the fake moon landing (theoretically)

Tags: apollo 11, astronaut, clockwork orange, cold war, conspiracy
I don't play basketball, but I do have a magic johnson Card

Description: Remember those big johnson shirts? What ever happened to those?

Tags: absurd, basketball, funny, johnson, kobe
Miami Florida 1985 Card

Description: Modern vintage aesthetic

Tags: 80s, 80s florida, 80s miami, beach, florida
Spring Break Ft. Lauderdale 1984 Card

Description: A retro modern vintage aesthetic

Tags: 80s, 80s spring break, beach, daytona beach, florida
Mitch Cumstein School of Night Putting - Est. 1980 Card

Description: No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein. He was caught night putting with the Deans Daughter.

Tags: 80s, bill murray, bushwood, caddyshack quote, carl spackler
The Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Card

Description: "He drives around all over the town, he's Toonces the Driving Cat!"

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, driving
Mitch Cumstein's Night Putting Academy - Est. 1980 Card

Description: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.

Tags: 80s, bill murray, bushwood, caddyshack quote, carl spackler
Mitch Cumstein's Night Putting Academy - Est. 1980 Card

Description: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.

Tags: 80s, bill murray, bushwood, caddyshack quote, carl spackler
Gas station boner pills Card

Description: What is with these everywhere

Tags: 420, absurd, boner pills, cannabis, funny
Soylent Green Card

Description: A retro modern logo design for the iconic make of Soylent Green

Tags: charlton heston, dystopian, its people, meat, people
Bobby Boucher #9 Card

Description: South Central Louisiana State University Home of #9 Bobby Boucher

Tags: adam sandler, billy madison, bobby boucher, college, college football
These cars go fast & left Card

Description: Fast and left around the track

Tags: alex bowman, daytona, denny hamlin, kyle busch, kyle larson
We got together like Cocaine & Waffles Card

Description: Talladega Nights has always been a funny movie, but for whatever reason, I think it's become very rewatchable.

Tags: cal naughton, cocaine, cocaine waffles, dont you put that evil on me, i piss excellence
KP - The Powers Hour Card

Description: Starring Kenneth Powers a short-lived 1 episode tv show that was a guaranteed huge hit

Tags: ashley schaeffer, baseball, car salesman, danny mcbride, eastbound down
Cocaine & Waffles - Talladega Nights Card

Description: Talladega Nights has always been a funny movie, but for whatever reason, I think it's become very rewatchable.

Tags: cal naughton, cocaine, cocaine waffles, dont you put that evil on me, i piss excellence
Soylent Industries Card

Description: A retro modern logo design for the iconic make of Soylent Green

Tags: charlton heston, dystopian, its people, meat, people
Bicken Bones Card

Description: It's perfect.

Tags: 55 burgers, bicken bones, coffin flop, corncob tv, cramblin duvet
Beamen #13 Card

Description: Steamin' Willie Beamen Miami, FL

Tags: 90s, al pacino, any given sunday, black, florida
Texas Forever - vintage design Card

Description: Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Ft. Worth, Corpus Christi, Arlington, El Paso, Lubbock, Waco, Galveston, Katy, Denton, College Station, Plano, Irving

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, dallas, dillon

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