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I'm a dudeman! Card
Tags: 67, adam sandler, brain rot, brainrot, dudeman
"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through" Card

Description: Frank Drebin - Police Squad

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, blind man, blind man at an orgy
There's something in the way she moves Card

Description: Top 5 favorite songs for me. (my rules)

Tags: abbey road, beatles art, beatles lyrics, george harrison, here comes the sun
The Cowboys make me drink Card

Description: Playoffs?

Tags: cowboy, cowboys make me drink, dak prescott, dallas, dallas cowboys
Yo, Leeroy Card

Description: hold it now, hit it

Tags: brass monkey, brooklyn, hello nasty, hip hop, hold it now
Gotta keep it goin' keep it goin' full steam Card

Description: Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean

Tags: 80s, 80s music, check your head, hello nasty, hip hop
See you in Valhalla - Kash Patel Card

Description: I can't describe how funny this is to me. What made him think this was going to be the best thing to say? You know he wanted to sound so tough.

Tags: charlie kirk, democrat, fbi, gop, hell
It's Enrico Pallazzo Card

Description: Umpire AND famous opera singer

Tags: 80s, airplane, baseball, comedy, enrico
S.S. Minnow Island Charter -  modern vintage logo Card

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours

Tags: deserted island, charter, fish, fishing, 3 hour tour
SIX SEVEN Card

Description: IYKYK Is this new new brainrot? Or is that dead and this the new new new thing

Tags: 6 7, basketball, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z
Robert Goulet Card

Description: The Coconut Bangers Ball

Tags: anchorman, biggie, boats and hoes, goulet, hip hop
Suck My Wake - Uncle Roman Card

Description: A nice jet boat from Uncle Roman to cruise around the lake

Tags: 80s movies, boat, boating, chet ripley, dan ackroyd
Quaid Army - Righteous Kill Card

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, hot rod
Later Quaids Card

Description: (in Arnold voice)

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, brooklyn nine nine
Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name Card

Description: I seem to recognize your face, haunting, familiar, yet I can't seem to place it.

Tags: 90s rock, alive, better man, corduroy, daughter
Sushi Glory Hole Card

Description: Instant SNL classic

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, glory hole, hot rod
Sushi Glory Hole Card

Description: The Lonely Island does not miss

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, finest girl, hot rod
Laughing Clown Malt Liquor - vintage race team logo Card

Description: The greatest race car sponsor of all time

Tags: boats and hoes, cal naughton jr, flint tropics, jackie moon, laughing clown
Initech - TPS Report Manager (Office Space) Card

Description: The TPS report manager is a very important job. You must ensure that cover pages on every TPS report.

Tags: milton, two chicks, michael bolton, office space, milton waddams
Log Off & Touch Grass Card

Description: One of the better things I've heard lately

Tags: brain rot, conservative, democrat, governor, internet
We are living in Idiocracy Card

Description: I watched this again just recently, and it really does get eerie. You start to see how this could happen 500 years in the future. This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes
I'll see you in Valhalla Card

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell
I'll see you in Valhalla Card

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell
I don't mind stealin' bread from the mouths of decadence Card

Description: Hits different these days

Tags: 90s, 90s rock, billionaire, daughter, decadence
If you hate something, don't you do it too Card

Description: Restless soul, enjoy your youth

Tags: 90s, alive, concert, dissident, eddie vedder
Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Card

Description: "He drives around all over the town, Toonces the Driving Cat!" The original design of this. All others copied mine unfortunately.

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, drivers license
I thought Idiocracy was supposed to be in the future Card

Description: This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes
Now you're all in big, big trouble Card

Description: Dodgeball at recess

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, blue duck, chlorophyll, chubbs
I still call it The Sears Tower Card

Description: It will always be. None of this Willis Tower stuff.

Tags: architecture, building, chicago bears, chicago bulls, chicago cubs
Me and da boys love Adrian's Barbershop Card

Description: Mangos

Tags: 41, 67, barber, barber shop, barbershop
My water bottle is filled with the tears of my pickleball opponents Card

Description: Extremely competitive

Tags: competition, dink, funny pickleball, opponent, paddle
J*b Card

Description: A 4 letter word disguised as a 3 letter word

Tags: college, funny, gen alpha, gen z, get a job
yeah I'm trans.  Transporting this beer to my mouth Card

Description: in transit

Tags: college, conservative, democrat, drinking, fraternity
Sh*wer Card

Description: Kind of like J*b

Tags: 67, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z
Herbie John Hancock Card

Description: I bet you didn't know that

Tags: 90s movies, callahan, callahan auto parts, college, david spade
Herbie John Hancock Card

Description: I bet you didn't know that

Tags: callahan, callahan auto parts, college, david spade, exam

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