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Nap-oleon Card

Description: Trump sleeping in the Oval Office is like nothing we have ever seen before. It's too funny. He's definitely not woke

Tags: america, anti trump, democrat, meme, nap
Otto is my co-pilot Card

Description: One of the best jokes in one of the best comedies ever - Airplane!

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, aircraft, auto pilot, autopilot
Sorry a white boy got a lil' motion Card

Description: That's what happens

Tags: baker mayfield, football, funny, grease, john travolta
90's R&B Raised Me Card

Description: It was THE era

Tags: 90s, 90s rb, aaliyah, black, boyz ii men
Welcome to the party, pal Card

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas party, christmas sweater, die hard
I'm sorry for what I  said when I was docking the boat. Card

Description: As a boat owner I agree with this apology. I think i've made this apology.

Tags: apology, boat captain, boating, boats and hoes, boats n hoes
Otto Pilot Flight School - Est. 1980 Card

Description: One of the best jokes in one of the best comedies ever - Airplane!

Tags: 80s movies, aircraft, auto pilot, autopilot, aviation
Otto Pilot Flight School - Est. 1980 Card

Description: One of the best jokes in one of the best comedies ever - Airplane!

Tags: 80s movies, aircraft, auto pilot, autopilot, aviation
Vamonos Pest - Albuquerque, NM Card

Description: Free estimates Licensed & Bonded

Tags: albuquerque, better call saul, blue meth, chemistry, heisenberg
Double Deuce vintage Card

Description: Security at the Double Deuce in Jasper, Missouri

Tags: 80s movies, bar, dalton, dance, dancing
Look at me, I'm the captain now Card

Description: Never gets old

Tags: boat, boating, captain, captain phillips, driver
Tonight's the night I get in some shit Card

Description: Deep cover, on the incognito tip

Tags: 90s hip hop, california, compton, deep cover, dre
Pizza Planet Delivery Shuttle Card

Description: Serving your local star cluster

Tags: animation, buy n large, eve, fake company, pixar
Cindy Mancini's Dating Service - Est. 1987 Card

Description: Cindy Mancini was my childhood crush

Tags: 80s, cant buy me love, cindy mancini, comedy, crush
Oscorp Industries - Norman Osborn - Founder Card

Description: Pretty legit company

Tags: avengers, captain america, founder, green goblin, iron man
Oscorp Industries Card

Description: Pretty legit company

Tags: avengers, captain america, green goblin, gwen stacy, iron man
OSCORP Industries Card

Description: Pretty legit company

Tags: avengers, captain america, green goblin, gwen stacy, iron man
AIR Card

Description: The best collection of personalized license plates of any professional athlete.

Tags: license plate, ferrari, vintage, basketball, jordan
1974 World Cup - West Germany - vintage logo Card

Description: West Germany vs. Netherlands in the final

Tags: 1974 world cup, 70, berlin, football, futbol
INGEN - vintage logo Card

Description: Dino DNA John Hammond - CEO

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, dino, dinosaur, dna
Spatula City - UHF logo Card

Description: Honestly, I reference Spatula City weekly. One of my favorite funny movies.

Tags: kramer, stupid, wheel of fish, 80s, close encounters
They were cones! Card

Description: Honestly, this is one of those sayings you can use at literally any time and it will get a laugh. Even better when it's on a t-shirt.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, best seller, billy madison, construction
I’m not a democrat, I’m not a liberal, I’m not a republican, but I cannot believe people fall for this... Card

Description: ...Compulsive lying, piece of shit, manipulative, moronic, bronzer wearing, multiple times bankrupt, failed businessman, self-absorbed, criminal, fake religious, conman, who thinks you are too stupid and will believe anything he says. Trump rant.

Tags: america, conman, democrat, donald trump, dump trump
Pepper Brooks - only on the Ocho Card

Description: Such a great character. Probably the best in the whole movie

Tags: announcer, average joes, ben stiller, bold strategy, cotton
Mexico '70 - vintage Card

Description: Classic retro vintage design

Tags: 70s, brasil, brazil, carlos alberto, diego maradona
It was me, I let the dogs out Card

Description: Sorry everyone

Tags: baha men, dad joke, dog lover, dogs, fathers day
Mexico '70 Card

Description: Classic retro vintage design

Tags: 70s, argentina, brazil, diego maradona, football
Cam Skattebo's CTE institute for running backs Card

Description: Favorite player. But..gotta protect that head

Tags: arizona, concussion, cte, football, football lover
Argentina '78 Card

Description: Legends

Tags: argentina 78, argentina flag, buenos aires, football, futbol
Do you even CTE bro? Card

Description: Headbutts all day every day

Tags: concussion, cowboys, cte, cte skattebo, eagles
Argentina '78 - vintage Card

Description: Legends

Tags: argentina 2022, argentina 3 stars, argentina 78, buenos aires, football
Skatt Card

Description: Favorite player

Tags: arizona, cte, dart, football, football lover
Area 51 Card

Description: A visit to a special restricted area

Tags: alien, dad joke, fathers day, funny, innappropriate
Dart & Skatt Card

Description: Legends in the making

Tags: cte, dart and skatt, dart skattebo, football, giants
I partied with Ronald Miller Card

Description: Good guy to party with. He's dating Cindy Mancini.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, amanda peterson, cindy mancini, comedy
Tel AmeriCorp - Rancho Cucamonga, California Card

Description: Rancho Cucamonga, California vintage logo

Tags: adam, anders, blake, braj, demamp

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