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Debbie Downer Card

Description: Still one of the greatest sketches of all time.

Tags: snl, family, jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch
Walley World - modern logo Card

Description: A reimagined version of the classic Family fun park logo, Walley World

Tags: john candy, logo, wally world, sorry folks parks closed, cousin eddie
Bismo Funyuns Card

Description: East vs. West Collegiate Bowl

Tags: names, key and peele, mcringleberry, hingle, bismo
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza Card

Description: Count the headlights on the highway

Tags: la lady, misheard lyrics, 70s, piano, dancer
Debbie Downer Card

Description: Still a classic skit.

Tags: jimmy fallon, horatio sanz, rachel dratch, comedy, snl
Never get high on your own supply Card

Description: I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal It's rules to this sh*t, I wrote me a manual A step-by-step booklet for you to get Your game on track, not your wig pushed back

Tags: 10 crack commandments, 420, weed, biggie, notorious big
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Card

Description: Well here's a jimmy joke about your momma that you might not like...

Tags: rap, west coast, death row, hip hop, snoop dogg
Been in this shit since '92 Card

Description: Look at the all the bulls*t I've been through

Tags: bullshit, 1992, biggie smalls, notorious big, lyrics
Little Nero's Pizza - Vintage logo Card

Description: No fiddlin' around! I bet that pizza was good. Keep the change you filthy animal

Tags: buzz, chicago, dominos, filthy animal, home alone movie
Would an idiot do that? Card

Description: "Before I do anything I ask myself, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Incredible common sense from Dwight Schrute

Tags: bears beets battlestar galactica, dunder mifflin, dwight, dwight schrute, idiot
I got my big boy pants on Card

Description: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."

Tags: big boy pants, yankees, the other guys, detective, mark wahlberg
I Wanna Be a Ho by Velvet Jones Card

Description: A great book by the Velvet Jones School of Technology

Tags: saturday night live, thots, instagram, beverly hills cop, axel foley
Respect the drip, Karen Card

Description: C'mon Karen, you have to know some drip when you see it.

Tags: karen, cookout, fashion, white people, 90s vintage clothing
Blue Steel Card

Description: One Look? Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Magnum

Tags: step brothers, derek zoolander, mugatu, will ferrell, center for ants
You Can't Triple Stamp A Double Stamp Card

Description: You're it. You're it, quitsies! Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies! You can't do that! Can too! Cannot, stamp it! Can too, double stamp it, no erasies! Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true. No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!

Tags: harry, lloyd christmas, jeff daniels, jim carrey, aspen colorado
Sandwiches Card

Description: Joey's favorite food

Tags: joey tribbiani, food, soviet union, smelly, joey
Besties Card

Description: Did we just become best friends?

Tags: logo, friends, amigos, joey, 90s
Lincoln Hawk Trucking Co. Card

Description: The man, the myth, the arm wrestling, truck driving, backwards hat wearing legend.

Tags: lincoln hawk trucking, trucking, boxing, wrestle, movie
Ya Dingus - Dr. Steve Brule Card

Description: Dr. Steve Brule is incredible

Tags: check it out, will ferrell, dr steve brule, ya dingus, good job
I'm actually in my forties Card

Description: we all know who this might be right for

Tags: 30 birthday, 30th, 90s, birthday, comic
Stay Classy San Diego Card

Description: I still think this is the perfect t-shirt.

Tags: ron burgundy, whore island, california, sex panther, vintage
You can read minds? Card

Description: Derek Zoolander - a model idiot?

Tags: one look, balls models, so hot right now, obey my dog, center for ants
Brick Tamland's Toilet Store Card

Description: A place to get your clothes Since 1976

Tags: anchorman, will ferrell, ron burgundy, toilet store, i love lamp
Stan Mikita's Donuts Card

Description: Since 1992.

Tags: aurora, donuts, waynes world, 90s, party time
Tan Fat = Muscle Card

Description: Lets be honest, a good tan beats everything.

Tags: beach bod, beach, dad, bikini, fitness funny
One Look? Card

Description: Magnum, Ferrari, Le Tigre, Blue Steel. Clearly 4 different looks

Tags: one look, so hot right now, derek zoolander, obey my dog, ben stiller
Lane Meyer Racing - 1985 Card

Description: Glendale, CA Possibly my favorite fake vintage movie racing team logo from the 80s. Better Off Dead is one my favorites.

Tags: 2 dollars, 69 camaro, 80s, better off dead, better off dead quote
coffee: chugged   homies: hugged Card

Description: Truth.

Tags: brooklyn, brother, caffeine, funny, homey
Team Rod - vintage logo Card

Description: The greatest team ever assembled.

Tags: andy samberg, bill hader, cool beans, cult classic, danny mcbride
I've got 99 problems, and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios Card

Description: Thanks for asking.

Tags: add, ocd, anxiety, hova, jayz
Deebo's Bike Repo Card

Description: "That's my bike punk" Est. 1995

Tags: 90s, bike rental, black, bye felicia meme, debo
Tuddies Card

Description: When Gronk scores 2 touchdowns, they become TUDDIES

Tags: gronk, football, florida, receiver, tampa bay
Stonks Card

Description: They only go up. Hence the green arrow.

Tags: stocks only go up, amc, gamestop, gme, meme
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions Card

Description: Just wear the truth.

Tags: funny, reaction, trouble, brooklyn 99, jake peralta
Lean Forward meme Card

Description: I don't know why, but I still love this.

Tags: fight, social media, twitter, matters, internet
1983 Wagon Queen FAMILY TRUCKSTER - vintage logo Card

Description: "You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it." Still one of my favorite movies, and the car dealership scene is probably the best scene.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark griswold, cousin eddie, family truckster

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