Cards

Description: Honestly, I'm just waiting until these big brick phones make an ironic comeback.

Description: Only blue and orange tuxedos available.

Description: I've always thought this might be the best line from the entire movie.

Description: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Description: Police Academy is easily the GOAT police movie. Also, what's Steve Guttenberg up to these days?

Description: An easy way to put out the message.

Description: Jeff Spicoli, with a mantra that is truer today than ever.

Description: Kind of perfect if you ask me.

Description: Adam Demamp, Anders aka The Ders, and Blake - pretty much came up with this phrase as far as I'm concerned.

Description: It might be about time. Still kind of legit in certain areas though.

Description: Every group of friends has that kid that will just do dumb stuff if you ask them to. They can't help it.

Description: On a scale of memorable lyrics of which I don't know the name of the song, this ranks incredibly high

Description: Harry Caray + Will Ferrell + Ribs + The Frontier of Space = Comedy

Description: QB1 Matt Saracen Texas Forever!

Description: Ron Burgundy : Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind : It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy : It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland : Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy : I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland : Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy : Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Description: Hi, I'm Buckwheat. Memba Me?

Description: Old School or Step Brothers? I think those are the best 2 comedies of the past 20 years.

Description: Harry Caray + Will Ferrell + Ribs + The Frontier of Space = Comedy

Description: This is great line to say when quoting 80s movies, and just generally being a cool person who is likely dad-level awesome at this point.

Description: I would like to extend to you and invitation to the pants party. - Brick Tamland Brick is so polite. Too bad his IQ was about 65,

Description: Like an astronaut in the ocean

Description: I used to love this tv show.

Description: Still the perfect saying, and now even better with this simple, vintage design.

Description: Playin' my music in the sun. Great song.

Description: Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Description: Still the best. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?

Description: New York City 1984 I need the follow up movie, or the origin story of Gozer the Gozerian.

Description: Let's see if it pays off for them.

Description: Step Brothers is the best comedy of the past 20 years.

Description: The best fictional ad agency, with the best ad man Don Draper.

Description: Dieter. Minimalist. Icon. Monkey touching.

Description: Est. 1992 in Aurora, Illinois I would definitely get some donuts there.

Description: Daaaa Bears. If our new QB1 Justin Fields turns out to be as good as I think he will be, he will own Soldier Field.

Description: Est. 1916 Tequila and sweaters. He has a plethora.

Description: I miss Stefon

Description: One of the best lines of the entire movie.