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Ogre Achiever Bag

Description: Shrek puns are pure comedy

Tags: austin powers, back to school, donkey, dr evil, funny
Ogre Achiever Bag

Description: pure comedy

Tags: austin powers, back to school, donkey, dr evil, funny
IOWA CITY Bag

Description: yes, it's true.

Tags: beer, college, des moines, drinking, drunk
You muh muh muh make me happy Bag

Description: Simple Jack is one the best funny movie side stories

Tags: 2000s, autism, autistic, ben stiller, booty sweat
You muh muh muh make me happy Bag

Description: Simple Jack is one the best funny movie side stories

Tags: 2000s, autism, autistic, ben stiller, booty sweat
How come it's always "you're autistic" and never "Thank you for telling me everything you know about trains" Bag

Description: Trains are cool though. What's the issue?

Tags: absurd, autism, autistic, funny, funny autism
Be a fuckin' menace Bag

Description: So says Dennis. Troublemaker. But the good kind of trouble.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, be a fucking menace, be a menace
Dear diary, today I almost slapped a b*tch. Bag

Description: But I didn't

Tags: absurd, bitch, bunny, cute, dear diary
Clayton Bigsby 2028 - "Let that hate out" Bag

Description: Let that hate out

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, america, chapelle show, clayton bigsby
Daily shitstorm survivor Bag

Description: The perfect office gift

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, boss, corporate, corporate humor
So anyway, Fuck the Packers Bag

Description: One thing everyone in Chicago can agree on

Tags: ben johnson, caleb williams, cheesehead, chicago, chicago cubs
Cancel Culture can't cancel the culture Bag

Description: cancel cancel culture

Tags: anti woke, black, black culture, black excellence, cancelled
Maximizing Shareholder Value Bag

Description: Just something I like to do to make sure the CEO can become a billionaire! woo hoo!

Tags: billionaire, corporate humor, coworker gift, cpg, funny
Dear diary, today I almost slapped a bitch. Bag

Description: But I didn't

Tags: absurd, bitch, bunny, cute, diary
Full of rage and anxiety Bag

Description: Both kinds of fun

Tags: adhd, anxiety, anxious, autistic, caffeine
Full of rage and anxiety Bag
Tags: adhd, anxious, autistic, caffeine, coffee
So anyway, F*ck the Packers Bag

Description: One thing everyone in Chicago can agree on

Tags: ben johnson, caleb williams, cheesehead, chicago, chicago cubs
Tong Po - Muay Thai Fighter - Thailand Bag

Description: Tong Po from the 1989 martial arts film Kickboxer is a ruthless and brutal Muay Thai champion

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bloodsport, boxing, fighter
Maximizing Shareholder Value Bag

Description: Just something I like to do to make sure the CEO can become a billionaire! woo hoo!

Tags: billionaire, corporate, corporate humor, coworker gift, cpg
Air Bear Bag

Description: QB 1 in Chicago

Tags: air bear, bear down, bears, ben johnson, chicago
US Open '79 - vintage logo Bag

Description: A great vintage logo

Tags: flushing meadows, golf, golfer, hamptons, new york
US Open '79 - vintage logo Bag

Description: A great vintage logo

Tags: flushing meadows, golf, golfer, hamptons, new york
'86 US Open Tennis - vintage logo Bag

Description: National Championships New York, NY

Tags: 80s, flushing meadows, new york, new york city, nyc
US Open 1992 - vintage logo Bag

Description: Incredible early 90's vintage tennis design

Tags: 1992, 80s, 90s, bjorn borg, flushing meadows
Madison Bag

Description: iconic college town

Tags: basketball, brewers, bucks, college, college town
MADISON Bag

Description: iconic college town

Tags: basketball, brewers, bucks, college, football
Be a f*ckin' menace Bag

Description: So says Dennis. Troublemaker. But the good kind of trouble.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, be a fucking menace, be a menace
LOVE SOSA Bag

Description: I'm tired of motherf*ckers in school tellin' me, always in the barbershop "Chief Keef ain't 'bout this, Chief Keef ain't 'bout that"

Tags: bulls, chicago, chicago bears, chicago white sox, chief
Continental Airlines - vintage logo Bag

Description: An iconic vintage retro airline logo from around 1937 - 1960

Tags: aircraft, airline, airplane, aviation, aviation enthusiast
Eastern Airlines - vintage logo Bag

Description: Classic retro logo for this iconic airline 1934 - 1964

Tags: airline, airplane, aviation, eastern airlines, flight attendant
Alitalia - vintage logo Bag

Description: Iconic Italian airline

Tags: 90s, aircraft, airline, airplane, aviation
Don't Chat GPT Me! Bag

Description: Legend

Tags: ai, ai slop, anti ai, chat gpt, chi town
The Golden God - Robert Plant Bag

Description: the original

Tags: band, classic rock, dennis reynolds, going to california, golden god
Continental Airlines - vintage logo Bag

Description: An iconic vintage retro airline logo from around 1967 - 1991

Tags: aircraft, airline, airplane, aviation, aviation enthusiast
Continental Airlines - vintage logo Bag

Description: An iconic vintage retro airline logo from around 1967 - 1991

Tags: aircraft, airline, airplane, aviation, aviation enthusiast
Da Stache - Caleb Bag

Description: Da Bears might not lose a game with the QB 1 rockin' this incredible mustache

Tags: bear down, bears, ben johnson, caleb, caleb williams

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