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Ken Griffey Jr.  Rookie Card Bag

Description: The most iconic baseball card of my childhood

Tags: 90s, baseball, baseball card, baseball player, cards
Muddy Waters & Band:  One Night Only - vintage blues Bag

Description: In person "The Hoochie Coochie Man"

Tags: band, blues, blues rock, chicago blues, classic rock
Real men wear black Bag

Description: my everyday outfit

Tags: black, bo jackson, bo knows, clothes, fashion
All my homies hate the Packers Bag

Description: Since '86 really

Tags: bear down, bears, ben johnson, caleb williams, chicago
Just tell me what you want me to f*ck!! Bag

Description: Seriously, Macgruber is such an underrated comedy movie

Tags: andy samberg, comedy, dirty joke, funny, funny movie
Drake Maybe Bag

Description: Mayyyyyeeeebe 2nd year slump

Tags: buffalo bills, dolphins, drake maybe, football, football lover
Drake Maybe Bag

Description: Mayyyyyeeeebe 2nd year slump

Tags: buffalo bills, dolphins, drake maybe, football, football lover
Pickle our balls Bag

Description: The perfect pickleball team name

Tags: balls, dink, funny pickleball, paddle, pickle
I love Big Sacks and Tight Ends Bag

Description: What? Is that weird? Tailgate ready

Tags: 49ers, american football, chicago bears, college football, dallas cowboys
Mount RUSHmore - the greatest running backs of all time Bag

Description: Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Emmitt Smith, and Jim Brown Am I the first person to come up with this?

Tags: barry sanders, chicago, chicago bears, cleveland browns, dallas cowboys
NPC Bag

Description: The kind of slang I like

Tags: game, gamer, gaming, larp, larping

NPC Bag

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The Bash Brothers Bag

Description: 80's baseball at its finest Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire

Tags: 80s, baseball, bay area, home run, jose canseco
You have died of diarrhea lettuce Bag

Description: These things just write themselves

Tags: cyclospora, diarrhea, diarrhea lettuce, explosive diarrhea, funny
Fantasy Football makes me drink Bag

Description: Just can't seem to get it right

Tags: chicago bears, cleveland browns, cowboys, da bears, dallas cowboys
Absolute Piss Missile Bag

Description: Legendary football announcer call using baseball terminology

Tags: absolute piss missile, baseball, cowboys, dak prescott, dallas
Absolute Piss Missile Bag

Description: Legendary football announcer call using baseball terminology

Tags: absolute piss missile, baseball, cowboys, dak prescott, dallas
You can just do things Bag

Description: This is a true life statement

Tags: advice, career, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang
The Lions make me drink Bag

Description: The NFC North is no joke

Tags: amon ra st brown, barry sanders, dan campbell, detroit, detroit lions football
NASA - vintage logo Bag

Description: A classic vintage design. One of the best NASA logos for any space explorer.

Tags: 70s, 80s, america, apollo, astronaut
The Bengals make me drink Bag

Description: These are just facts

Tags: bengals football, bengals make me drink, browns, burrow, cincinnati
Chicago Vice - McMahon & Payton 85 Bears poster Bag

Description: About as iconic of a 85 86 era Chicago Bears poster as you can get

Tags: 80s, 85 bears, bear down, caleb williams, chicago
Clayton Bigsby 2028 Bag

Description: Let that hate out

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, america, chapelle show, clayton bigsby
Stewart & Colbert 2028 Bag

Description: This would be an incredible ticket for America.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, america, democrat, election
Stewart & Colbert 2028 Bag

Description: This would be an incredible ticket for America.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, america, democrat, election
Tong Po - Muay Thai fighter - Thailand Bag

Description: Tong Po from the 1989 martial arts film Kickboxer is a ruthless and brutal Muay Thai champion

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bloodsport, boxing, chong li
It's time for the percolator Bag

Description: do do do do do dododododo

Tags: catholic, chicago, chicago bears, dance, dancing
It's time for the percolator Bag

Description: do do do do do dododododo

Tags: catholic, chicago, chicago bears, dance, dancing
You can just do things Bag

Description: This is a true life statement

Tags: advice, funny, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man. Bag

Description: This is still in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Tags: abides, big lebowski, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are
NOT Ai , but definitely SLOPPY Bag

Description: Ai Slop detected

Tags: ai slop, anti ai, artificial intelligence, beer, definitely sloppy
Soul Glo - Caleb Williams Bag

Description: Mustache. Jheri curl coming next.

Tags: 85 bears, bear down, bears, ben johnson, chicago
Elite Ball Knowledge Bag

Description: EBK baby

Tags: 2000s, 90s basketball, ball knower, ball knowledge, basketball player
Elite Ball Knowledge Bag

Description: Ball knower

Tags: ball knower, ball knowledge, basketball, basketball fan, basketball player
Elite Ball Knowledge Bag

Description: EBK baby

Tags: 2000s, 90s basketball, ball knower, basketball player, celtics
Daejon Love #7 Bag

Description: He needs to end up on the sideline for some team

Tags: 49ers, brock purdy, dating, fake, football
Currently Maximizing Shareholder Value Bag

Description: Just something I like to do to make sure the CEO can become a billionaire! woo hoo!

Tags: billionaire, business, corporate, corporate humor, coworker gift

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