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Mike Damone's Concert Tickets - Ridgemont Arcade 1982 Tote

Description: A vintage logo for the only scalper to get your concert tickets from. Definitely one of the best 80's comedies.

Tags: 80s, california, concert, fast times, high school
Emotional Support Alligator Tote

Description: It's a real thing.

Tags: animal, crocodile, emotional, emotional support, emotional support animal
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever Tote

Description: This is still in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Tags: abides, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are, jeff bridges
Hang in there, it gets worse Tote

Description: Always take advice from a cartoon

Tags: advice, bad advice, dread, emo, existence is pain
Extremely online Tote

Description: We all know those people

Tags: ai, america online, artificial intelligence, computer, elon musk
F*ck around and find out - vintage design Tote

Description: FAFO Always a good lesson

Tags: electrical, electrical engineering, electricity, electricity will kill you, fafo
FAFO Tote

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: electrical, electrical engineering, electricity will kill you, fafo, find out
What is that velvet? It's beautiful Tote

Description: Underrated fabric

Tags: 80s, akeem, barbershop, black, eddie murphy
Mike Damone's Concert Tickets - Rigdemont Arcade 1982 Tote

Description: A vintage logo for the only scalper to get your concert tickets from. Definitely one of the best 80's comedies.

Tags: 80s, california, concert, fast times, high school
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever Tote

Description: This is still in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Tags: abides, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are, jeff bridges
Extremely Online - 90's design Tote

Description: We all know those people

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, computer, elon musk, extremely online
Samuel Jackson Good Motherf*ckin' Beer Tote

Description: It'll get ya drunk!

Tags: sam adams, chappelle, lager, drinking, samuel jackson beer
FAFO - retro vintage design Tote

Description: Always a good lesson

Tags: electrical, electrical engineering, electrician, electricity will kill you, fafo
BLASTER Tote

Description: "I drive trucks, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best." Bull Hurley

Tags: 80s, arm wrestling, blaster, boxing, bull hurley
Bike is short for bichael Tote

Description: I looked it up, it's true.

Tags: bicycle, biker, biking, cycle, cycling
Pullover! No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing Tote

Description: Classic road trip

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, aspen, cardigan, dumb and dumber quote
Barley Tonight Tote

Description: I have no problem being on my phone the whole show.

Tags: 55 burgers, barley tonight, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop
Kobayashi - attorney at law - est. 1995 Tote

Description: One of my favorite movies of the 90s

Tags: 90s movie, attorney, benicio del toro, crime story, fenster
Nice Rack Tote

Description: It's nature

Tags: boobs, boobs funny, breasts, buck, camping
Stable of Stars - "They CAN hit!" Tote

Description: At this low price

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Barley Tonight Tote

Description: I'll size you up and I'll cut you down. If you're getting the best of me, I have no problem being on my phone the whole show.

Tags: 55 burgers, barley tonight, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop
Nice Rack Tote

Description: It's nature

Tags: boobs, boobs funny, breasts, buck, camping
Stable of Stars - "They CAN hit!" Tote

Description: At this low price

Tags: brians hat, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Mumford Phys. Ed. Dept. - Axel Foley Tote

Description: Axel Foley is the greatest movie cop of all-time.

Tags: beverly hills cop, 80s movie, school, cop, vintage
Prestige Worldwide - modern logo Tote

Description: Putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need. The perfect vintage logo from the greatest fictional company that has ever existed.

Tags: anchorman, boat, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, catalina wine mixer
We come from the land of the ice & snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow Tote

Description: Hammer of the gods!

Tags: 70s, guitar, ice, iceland, immigrant song
Valhalla, I am coming Tote

Description: Classic line, classic song.

Tags: classic rock, immigrant song, jimmy page, john bonham, kashmir
Slut for Ranch Dressing Tote

Description: Hard not to be.

Tags: chef, chicken tenders, cook, cooking, farm
Slut for ranch dressing Tote

Description: Hard not to be.

Tags: chef, cook, cooking, dressing, food
OJ - White Ford Bronco Tote

Description: 1994, hard to forget where you were when these was happening.

Tags: 1994, 90s, bronco, california, car chase
Bobby Boucher's High Quality H20 - Since 1998 Tote

Description: Official water of SCLSU Mud Dogs Football

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, bobby boucher, college football
Scuba Steve Tote

Description: If you wanna be in the scuba squad you have to be smart

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, big daddy, billy madison, diving
Little Slut Tote

Description: Just being honest

Tags: bachelorette party, boyfriend, college, funny, funny gift
I survived the NYC Earthquake - April 5th, 2024 Tote

Description: 2024 gettin' weirder!

Tags: 2024, connecticut, disaster, earth quake, earthquake
Totally normal human person Tote

Description: What are you talking about?

Tags: acting, actor, bizarre, crazy, funny
I masturbate fully naked, you don't like it? Then go to a different Starbucks. Tote

Description: I promise this will get a reaction

Tags: caffeine, coffee, funny quote, humor, i love coffee

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