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Where the fuck is my son? Tote

Description: Seriously, where is he?

Tags: best dad, dad, dory, father, fathers day
Trying my best Tote

Description: Courtesy of morning coffee

Tags: caffeine, coffee, cup of coffee, doing my best, funny
Trying my best Tote

Description: Sometimes that's all you can do

Tags: 70s, borg, doing my best, funny, john mcenroe
Beverly Hills - vintage sign Tote

Description: That's where I want to be

Tags: 90201, axel foley, beverly hills california, beverly hills cop, cali
Moist Tote

Description: So many girls love this word...okay not really

Tags: funny thanksgiving, girlfriend, girls, humor, i like it moist
Midnight Toker Tote

Description: Smoker, joker, midnight toker

Tags: 420, baked, bonfire, cannabis, cannabis lover
Beggin' for a peggin' Tote

Description: Double entendre

Tags: beggin for a peggin, bisexual, cracker, cracker barrel, gay
TimoThee & JayQuellin & DeeNice & Balakay & A-Aron. Tote

Description: All kids named Blake need to be called Balakay The best funny names skit I can think of

Tags: aaron, back to school, blake, funny, get out
Liiiiike a glove Tote

Description: When parking anything a car, a golf cart, a bike, a motorcycle, a scooter, whatever - you must say this

Tags: 90s, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber, einhorn
Liiiiiike a glove Tote

Description: When parking anything a car, a golf cart, a bike, a motorcycle, a scooter, whatever - you must say this

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber
Work it Bitch Tote

Description: Otho actually had some pretty good design ideas.

Tags: 80s, beetlegeuse, designer, fashion, gay
Heads Up 7 Up Tote

Description: Classic kids game that we used to play in school at our desks

Tags: 7up, 80s, back to school, classic game, grade school
Surfing is my religion Tote

Description: Surf style is the best style

Tags: beach, bodhi, california, hawaii, huntington beach
Living the dream Tote

Description: Pablo

Tags: basketball, dream, funny, happiness, hip hop
Samuel Jackson Good Motherf*ckin' Beer Tote

Description: It'll get ya drunk!

Tags: ipa, red sox, boston, chappelle, dave chappelle
My Maserati does 185 Tote

Description: I lost my license, now I don't drive

Tags: 185, 70s rock, car, drivers license, ferrari
Stop being such a Sigma Rizzler Tote

Description: When your rizz is level 1000

Tags: back to school, grade school, high school, middle school, ohio
CHODE Jeans - They're jeans for a chode Tote

Description: 54" waist, 10" length Made in the USA

Tags: baby of the year, brians hat, calico cut pants, chode jeans, chunky
Chode Jeans - they're jeans for a chode Tote

Description: 54" waist, 10" length Made in the USA

Tags: baby of the year, brians hat, calico cut pants, chode jeans, chunky
Allow me to reintroduce myself Tote

Description: My name is Hov! H to the OV

Tags: 444, allow me to reintroduce myself, blueprint, brooklyn, chappelle
Tenderoni Tote

Description: 80s and 90s slang A roni

Tags: 80s, 80s hip hop, 90s, 90s hip hop, black
Oh Behave Tote

Description: I can hear the intro song when I look at this design

Tags: 90s, comedy, dr evil, mike myers, mini me
AB Alpha Beta 1984 - vintage fraternity Revenge of the Nerds Tote

Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!

Tags: college, 80s movies, 80s, omega mu, frat
Kick his ass Seabass Tote

Description: Seabass said that?

Tags: 69, 90s, ace ventura, aspen, dumb and dumber quote
Kinda hot in these rhinos Tote

Description: My favorite scene in any of the Ace Ventura movies

Tags: 90s, ace ventura quotes, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, comedy
Dr. Evil - "my childhood was typical..." Tote

Description: Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really.

Tags: 90s, austin powers, doctor evil, evil, frickin idiots
Harry & Lloyd - Put out the Vibe Tote

Description: Vibe legends.

Tags: aspen, dumb dumber, harry, harry and lloyd, i got worms
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, and stars fill my dream Tote

Description: One of my favorite opening lyrics of any song

Tags: zeppelin, sunset, going to california, sun, vintage
Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Tote

Description: I do what I can because I'm Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Underrated classic vintage skit

Tags: blues brothers, coneheads, dan akroyd, dan aykroyd, fred garvin
It's April in the D Tote

Description: 3 leagues 1 dream baseball, basketball, hockey

Tags: april in the d, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, de2roit, detroit lions
Kevin's Famous Chili - The Office Tote

Description: "It's probably the thing I do best". Possibly the greatest 1 minute opening scene in the show's history, maybe of any show. "people are going to get to know each other in the pot"

Tags: scotts tots, rabies fun run, office, pam, jim halpert
Ahoy Polloi Tote

Description: Hoi polloi is a term for the common folk. Spaulding throws out one of the most legendary snobby, country club burns with his "ahoy polloi" line.

Tags: ahoy polloi, boating, bushwood, chevy chase, christmas vacation
De2roit Tote

Description: Detroit. But the 2 is the T. Comedy legends.

Tags: april in the d, coffin flop, corncob tv, cramblin duvet, dan flashes
Ahoy Polloi Tote

Description: Hoi polloi is a term for the common folk. Spaulding throws out one of the most legendary snobby, country club burns with his "ahoy polloi" line.

Tags: ahoy polloi, boating, bushwood, chevy chase, christmas vacation
Eat your damn oatmeal Tote

Description: Legend.

Tags: grandpa, 80s tv show, diabeetus, wilford brimley line, oatmeal
In my life, I love you more Tote

Description: Classic.

Tags: beatles art, i love you, in my life, valentines day, love

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