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A film by Stanley Kubrick Tote

Description: I think he might be the greatest filmmaker of all time.

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, barry lyndon, clockwork orange, director
I gave up. Drinking for the whole year. Tote

Description: Periods matter.

Tags: alcohol, beer, college, drink, drunk
Patrick Bateman Vice President - Pierce & Pierce Tote

Description: Mergers & Acquisitions New York, NY Patrick Bateman, a big fan of Huey Lewis and the news

Tags: 80s, accountant, american psycho, christian bale, finance
Rizz Master Level 1000 Tote

Description: Merry Christmas

Tags: animals, cat rizz, cats, cute, cute animals
Patrick Bateman, Vice President - Pierce & Pierce Tote

Description: Mergers & Acquisitions New York, NY Patrick Bateman, a big fan of Huey Lewis and the news

Tags: 80s, accountant, american psycho, christian bale, finance
Pierce & Pierce - Mergers & Acquisitions - New York, NY Tote

Description: Patrick Bateman, a big fan of Huey Lewis and the news

Tags: 80s, accountant, american psycho, christian bale, finance
Hey you guys! -  Sloth from Goonies Tote

Description: The perfect mashup

Tags: 80s, autistic, chunk, goonies, goonies never say die
She makes me feel kind of funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. Tote

Description: Climbing the rope in gym or PE class. We all know that feeling. Don't we?

Tags: 90s, climb, climbing, dana carvey, dating
Johnny Cash live at Folsom State Prison - Vintage music design Tote

Description: California Department of Corrections January 13, 1968

Tags: 60s, blues, california, country, folsom prison blues
Johnny Cash at Folsom State Prison - vintage design Tote

Description: California Department of Corrections January 13, 1968

Tags: 60s, blues, california, country, folsom prison blues
Johnny Cash live in person at the Folsom State Prison - vintage Tote

Description: California Department of Corrections January 13, 1968

Tags: blues, california, country, folsom prison blues, folsom state prison
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine Tote

Description: Such great powerful lyrics from the man in black

Tags: blues, cash, close watch on this heart of mine, country, folsom
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine Tote

Description: Such great powerful lyrics

Tags: blues, cash, close watch on this heart of mine, country, folsom
I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly! Tote

Description: Set him free! Desk pop allowed

Tags: cops, detective, gator, gator dont play, im a peacock
I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly! Tote

Description: Set him free! Desk pop allowed

Tags: allen gamble, cops, detective, gator, gator dont play
Don't you forget about me Tote

Description: High school in the 80's

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bender, detention, dont you forget about me
Bumblebee Tuna Tote

Description: Shikaka

Tags: 90s, alrighty then, bumblebee tuna, dumb and dumber, einhorn
Wawaweewa very nice Tote

Description: My wife very nice

Tags: america, borat voice, bruno, comedy, funny wife
Jim Garrison District Attorney - Since 1962 Tote

Description: Jim Garrison was the District Attorney of New Orleans, Louisiana from 1962 to 1973. He is best known for his investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy and the prosecution of Clay Shaw, a New Orleans businessman, for conspiracy to assassinate the President

Tags: 60s, attorney, clay shaw, district attorney, jfk
Borat Voice  -  My Wife Tote

Description: My wife very nice

Tags: america, borat voice, bruno, comedy, funny wife
I'm going to take a rizzler in my skibidi toilet Tote

Description: Finally a correct usage of these brain rot social media viral influencer words

Tags: bathroom humor, brain rot, crap, influencer, meme
I like me - candy corn looking in the mirror Tote
Tags: affirmation, candy, confidence, corn, cute
It's the principalities - Big Worm Tote

Description: ESTD 1995 Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Big Worm had some wisdom for a drug dealer selling out of an ice cream truck.

Tags: 90s, big perm, big worm ice cream, chris tucker, compton
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions - Big Worm Tote

Description: ESTD 1995 Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Big Worm had some wisdom for a drug dealer selling out of an ice cream truck.

Tags: big perm, big worm ice cream, chris tucker, compton, deebo
Breathe if you hate the Eagles Tote

Description: Or blink

Tags: bird gang, eagles suck, fly eagles fly, football, giants
F*ck it, No Yin.  Going to go Full Yang. Tote

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, chinese, consequences, daoism, full yang
Schmitt's Gay Beer - vintage SNL Tote

Description: If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a Schmitt's One of the funniest SNL fake tv commercials of all time.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, beer, beer commercial, bud light
Fuck it, No Yin Tote

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, consequences, daoism, eastern, full yang
Larboard Oaks Mansion - Ghost Tour Tote

Description: Adults only tour after 10pm You can say whatever the hell you want!

Tags: bones are their money, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
Larboard Oaks Mansion Ghost Tour Tote

Description: Adults only tour after 10pm You can say whatever the hell you want!

Tags: bones are their money, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
The Wedge - Newport Beach, CA Tote

Description: The Wedge is located at the intersection of the beach and the man-made jetty that forms the breakwater on the western side of Newport harbor entrance. When a south or south/southwest swell is running in the right size and direction, the Wedge can produce waves up to 30 feet (9.1 m) high.

Tags: bells beach, california, hawaii, huntington beach, jaws
Pipeline - Oahu, Hawaii Tote

Description: This wave is considered one of the heaviest in the world, and is located on the island where modern surfing was developed

Tags: australia, bells beach, big wave, bodhi, hawaii
I like them real, thick and sprucy Tote

Description: Kind of sounds like the perfect Christmas tree if you ask me

Tags: christmas, christmas lights, christmas tree, christmas vacation, funny xmas
Never Settle - funny thanksgiving Tote

Description: The Pilgrims, also known as the Pilgrim Fathers, were the English settlers who travelled to North America on the ship Mayflower and established the Plymouth Colony in Plymouth, Massachusetts

Tags: american history, england, family, football, happy thanksgiving
Going to go Full Yang Tote

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, consequences, daoism, eastern, full yang
Throat Goat Tote

Description: Just repeating what I heard

Tags: bj, blow job, first lady, goat, head

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