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Check out my huge sack Tote

Description: A huge sack of presents that is

Tags: balls, check out my huge sack, christmas, christmas party, funny christmas

Check out my huge sack Tote

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Vegas Baby, Vegas! Tote

Description: This will never get old to me. Such a classic.

Tags: 90s, bachelor party, casino, gambling, las vegas

Vegas Baby, Vegas! Tote

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Call me Ice Box Tote

Description: Gotta stop Spike. Pee wee football legend.

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, al bundy, call me icebox, football

Call me Ice Box Tote

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Check out my huge sack - funny Santa Claus Tote

Description: A huge sack of presents that is

Tags: balls, check out my huge sack, christmas, christmas party, funny santa
Push it to the Limit Tote

Description: Such an 80's Miami, Florida Dade and Broward County vibe

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s songs, al pacino, florida

Push it to the Limit Tote

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You gotta give - Calicocutpants.com Tote

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv

You gotta give - Calicocutpants.com Tote

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I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that - Hal 9000 Tote

Description: The original Ai

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, ai, artificial intelligence, computer
Lets have a very Die Hard Christmas Tote

Description: Ho Ho Ho A very special Christmas with John McClane and Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas

Lets have a very Die Hard Christmas Tote

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Open the pod bay doors Hal Tote

Description: The original Ai

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, artificial intelligence, elon musk, hal

Open the pod bay doors Hal Tote

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ewwwhatareudooinghere? The Californians Tote

Description: What are you doing here? A Top 10 all time SNL recurring skit. Honestly, go and re-watch it. It's incredibly funny. Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, Keenan, and other cameos.

Tags: 90s bootleg, bill hader, california, californian, fred armisen

ewwwhatareudooinghere? The Californians Tote

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It was a hanukkah just like any other, Or was it? Tote

Description: Hanukkah, dateline, keith morrison, ugly holiday sweater = a perfect design mashup

Tags: adatewithdateline, chanukah, crime, dateline, dreidel
A lotta people give - calicocutpants.com Tote

Description: It's the perfect thing! A perfect logo for calicocutpants.com You gotta give otherwise it goes dark!

Tags: bones are their money, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face - vintage design Tote

Description: And stars fill my dream I'm a traveler of both time and space To be where I have been

Tags: 70s rock, band, black dog, california, classic rock
Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace Co. Tote

Description: Home of the Chinese Turkey Open Christmas Day

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, chines restaurant, chinese, christmas

Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace Co. Tote

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Major Award Tote

Description: Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Tags: a christmas story, bb gun, christmas, christmas movie, fragile

Major Award Tote

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Nobody likes a half-assed jingler Tote

Description: Nobody

Tags: christmas, christmas carols, christmas party, christmas song, christmas spirit

Nobody likes a half-assed jingler Tote

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There's some Ho Ho Ho's in this house Tote

Description: Santa always gives special treatment when he feels like there are some Ho's, Hoes or even a single Ho in the house.

Tags: christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater, funny santa

There's some Ho Ho Ho's in this house Tote

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Twin Girls in the hallway - The Shining Tote

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson, overlook

Twin Girls in the hallway - The Shining Tote

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Tote

Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic

Tags: celebrity jeopardy, colon blow, comedy, dana carvey, free dummy

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Tote

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That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow Tote

Description: My in house meme lord advised me to post this one

Tags: anxiety, feeling, grinch, grinch christmas, knee surgery meme
Die Hard is a Christmas movie Tote

Description: A very special Christmas with Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, die hard christmas

Die Hard is a Christmas movie Tote

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I saw that you little bitch Tote

Description: This Christmas, Santa will be peering around a corner watching you. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good...

Tags: christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater, funny santa

I saw that you little bitch Tote

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You can't scare me I've eaten at Hardees Tote

Description: For real tho

Tags: arbys, brain rot, burger, carls jr, cheeseburger
SL,UT - Salt Lake City, Utah Tote

Description: Just facts

Tags: bachelorette, bachelorette party, bride, girls, lds

SL,UT - Salt Lake City, Utah Tote

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I saw that sh*t bruh Tote

Description: This Christmas, Santa will be peering around a corner watching you. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good...

Tags: bruh, christmas vacation, die hard, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater

I saw that sh*t bruh Tote

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It's not a crack house, it's a crack home Tote

Description: Nothing like home sweet home

Tags: apartment, builder, college, condo, crack house
MILF - Man I Love Frosty Tote

Description: Frosty the snowman

Tags: christmas, frosty the snowman, funny christmas, funny milf, funny xmas

MILF - Man I Love Frosty Tote

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Nakatomi Eve 1988 - Welcome to the party, pal Tote

Description: The Nakatomi Christmas Party of 1988 was a night that nobody will ever forget. Christmas Eve will never be the same after Hans Gruber.

Tags: bruce willis, christmas, christmas sweater, die hard, hans gruber
Room 237 - The Shining Tote

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: 237, all work and no play, colorado, heres johnny, horror

Room 237 - The Shining Tote

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Bruce Dickinson - producer of gold records Tote

Description: Christopher Walken as legendary rock producer and maker of gold records - Bruce Dickinson. Probably my favorite skit of all time.

Tags: 70s, behind music, blue oyster cult, bruce dickinson, christopher walken
Eddie's Real Tomato Ketchup - Est. 1983 Tote

Description: "Nothin' but the best!"

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark

Eddie's Real Tomato Ketchup - Est. 1983 Tote

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My Maserati does 185 Tote

Description: I lost my license, now I don't drive

Tags: 185, 70s rock, car, classic rock, drivers license

My Maserati does 185 Tote

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The Shining Typewriter - All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Tote

Description: The older I get the more I can relate to this sentence

Tags: all work and no play, author, halloween, horror, jack nicholson
The Overlook Hotel (twin girls) - Sidewinder, Colorado Est. 1907 Tote

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, colorado, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson
The Overlook Hotel - Sidewinder, Colorado Est. 1907 Tote

Description: A modern vintage logo design interpretation of the Overlook Hotel

Tags: all work and no play, colorado, gold room, heres johnny, horror
The Shining - twin girls in the hallway Tote

Description: Pretty sure these two girls in the hallway at the Overlook hotel scared me for about 15 years after I first saw this movie.

Tags: all work and no play, colorado, heres johnny, horror, jack nicholson

The Shining - twin girls in the hallway Tote

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