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And as we wind on down the road Tote

Description: Our shadows taller than our soul Iconic. Classic. Vintage. Timeless.

Tags: arizona, california, classic rock, jimmy page, john bonham

And as we wind on down the road Tote

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Dog Show with Miss Colleen & Mr. David Larry Tote

Description: (snare drum) DOG SHOW!

Tags: 50th birthday, 90s, ana gasteyer, animals, dogs

Dog Show with Miss Colleen & Mr. David Larry Tote

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Hello my name is McLovin' - funny nametag Tote

Description: Greatest fake comedy name in movie history?

Tags: 2000s, comedy, fake id, fogell, funny name

Hello my name is McLovin' - funny nametag Tote

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Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Tote

Description: This song still gets me so pumped

Tags: 80s hip hop, beastie, brooklyn, hip hop, ill communication

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Tote

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You have died from listening to RFK Jr. Tote

Description: Follow the Oregon Trail

Tags: computer game, florida, gamer, kennedy, measles

You have died from listening to RFK Jr. Tote

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Live!  World Tour 1988 - Enrico Pallazzo Tote

Description: Acclaimed Italian Opera Singer Famous Baseball Umpire

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, baseball, california

Live! World Tour 1988 - Enrico Pallazzo Tote

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I'm a dudeman Tote

Description: high quality meme

Tags: 67, adam sandler, brain rot, brainrot, dudeman

I'm a dudeman Tote

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I'm a dudeman! Tote
Tags: 67, adam sandler, brain rot, brainrot, dudeman

I'm a dudeman! Tote

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"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through" Tote

Description: Frank Drebin - Police Squad

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, airplane, blind man, blind man at an orgy
There's something in the way she moves Tote

Description: Top 5 favorite songs for me. (my rules)

Tags: abbey road, beatles art, beatles lyrics, george harrison, here comes the sun

There's something in the way she moves Tote

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The Cowboys make me drink Tote

Description: Playoffs?

Tags: cowboy, cowboys make me drink, dak prescott, dallas, dallas cowboys

The Cowboys make me drink Tote

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Yo, Leeroy Tote

Description: hold it now, hit it

Tags: brass monkey, brooklyn, hello nasty, hip hop, hold it now

Yo, Leeroy Tote

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Gotta keep it goin' keep it goin' full steam Tote

Description: Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean

Tags: 80s, 80s music, check your head, hello nasty, hip hop

Gotta keep it goin' keep it goin' full steam Tote

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See you in Valhalla - Kash Patel Tote

Description: I can't describe how funny this is to me. What made him think this was going to be the best thing to say? You know he wanted to sound so tough.

Tags: charlie kirk, democrat, fbi, gop, hell

See you in Valhalla - Kash Patel Tote

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It's Enrico Pallazzo Tote

Description: Umpire AND famous opera singer

Tags: 80s, airplane, baseball, comedy, enrico

It's Enrico Pallazzo Tote

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S.S. Minnow Island Charter -  modern vintage logo Tote

Description: Exotic Trips. Fearless Crew. Ask about our 3-hour tours

Tags: deserted island, charter, fish, fishing, 3 hour tour

S.S. Minnow Island Charter - modern vintage logo Tote

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SIX SEVEN Tote

Description: IYKYK Is this new new brainrot? Or is that dead and this the new new new thing

Tags: 6 7, basketball, gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z

SIX SEVEN Tote

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Robert Goulet Tote

Description: The Coconut Bangers Ball

Tags: anchorman, biggie, boats and hoes, goulet, hip hop

Robert Goulet Tote

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Suck My Wake - Uncle Roman Tote

Description: A nice jet boat from Uncle Roman to cruise around the lake

Tags: 80s movies, boat, boating, chet ripley, dan ackroyd

Suck My Wake - Uncle Roman Tote

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Quaid Army - Righteous Kill Tote

Description: Super inside joke for listeners and fans of the pod

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, hot rod

Quaid Army - Righteous Kill Tote

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Later Quaids Tote

Description: (in Arnold voice)

Tags: akiva, andy samberg, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, brooklyn nine nine

Later Quaids Tote

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Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name Tote

Description: I seem to recognize your face, haunting, familiar, yet I can't seem to place it.

Tags: 90s rock, alive, better man, corduroy, daughter
Sushi Glory Hole Tote

Description: Instant SNL classic

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, glory hole, hot rod

Sushi Glory Hole Tote

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Sushi Glory Hole Tote

Description: The Lonely Island does not miss

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, dick in a box, finest girl, hot rod

Sushi Glory Hole Tote

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Laughing Clown Malt Liquor - vintage race team logo Tote

Description: The greatest race car sponsor of all time

Tags: boats and hoes, cal naughton jr, flint tropics, jackie moon, laughing clown

Laughing Clown Malt Liquor - vintage race team logo Tote

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Initech - TPS Report Manager (Office Space) Tote

Description: The TPS report manager is a very important job. You must ensure that cover pages on every TPS report.

Tags: milton, two chicks, michael bolton, office space, milton waddams

Initech - TPS Report Manager (Office Space) Tote

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Log Off & Touch Grass Tote

Description: One of the better things I've heard lately

Tags: brain rot, conservative, democrat, governor, internet

Log Off & Touch Grass Tote

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We are living in Idiocracy Tote

Description: I watched this again just recently, and it really does get eerie. You start to see how this could happen 500 years in the future. This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes

We are living in Idiocracy Tote

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I'll see you in Valhalla Tote

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell

I'll see you in Valhalla Tote

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I'll see you in Valhalla Tote

Description: You know he thought he was going to sound so tough. Is this really the best thing this guy could come up with?

Tags: absurd, democrat, fbi, funny, hell

I'll see you in Valhalla Tote

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I don't mind stealin' bread from the mouths of decadence Tote

Description: Hits different these days

Tags: 90s, 90s rock, billionaire, daughter, decadence
If you hate something, don't you do it too Tote

Description: Restless soul, enjoy your youth

Tags: 90s, alive, concert, dissident, eddie vedder

If you hate something, don't you do it too Tote

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Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Tote

Description: "He drives around all over the town, Toonces the Driving Cat!" The original design of this. All others copied mine unfortunately.

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, drivers license

Toonces Driving School - Est. 1989 Tote

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I thought Idiocracy was supposed to be in the future Tote

Description: This message has been brought to you by BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator

Tags: america, anti trump, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes
Now you're all in big, big trouble Tote

Description: Dodgeball at recess

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, blue duck, chlorophyll, chubbs

Now you're all in big, big trouble Tote

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I still call it The Sears Tower Tote

Description: It will always be. None of this Willis Tower stuff.

Tags: architecture, building, chicago bears, chicago bulls, chicago cubs

I still call it The Sears Tower Tote

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