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Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber Tote

Description: You do something like this and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Tags: hog, our pets heads are falling off, so youre telling me theres a chance, jim carrey, triple stamp a double stamp
Too cool for British Rule - Ben Franklin Tote

Description: USA! USA! USA!

Tags: british rule, 1776, declaration of independence, george washington, america

Too cool for British Rule - Ben Franklin Tote

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Ben thankin' about drankin' - Benjamin Franklin funny America Tote

Description: Ben Drankin'

Tags: 4th of july, abraham lincoln, america, ben franklin, drinking
The Soggy Bottom Boys 1937 Mississippi Tour - vintage logo Tote

Description: Classic vintage logo.

Tags: vintage, mississippi, music, tour, singer
Jester's Dead Tote

Description: Permission to buzz the tower

Tags: 80s, buzz the tower, goose, iceman, inverted

Jester's Dead Tote

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Look at the Fun Bags on that hose hound Tote

Description: The French are as*holes

Tags: jim carrey, boobs, fun bags, jeff daniels, harry and lloyd

Look at the Fun Bags on that hose hound Tote

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Milk was a bad choice Tote

Description: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

Tags: ron burgundy, glass case of emotion, milk was a bad choice, will ferrell, milk

Milk was a bad choice Tote

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JABRONI Tote

Description: Great word.

Tags: always sunny in philadelphia, wrestling, philadelphia, philly, rock

JABRONI Tote

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It puts the lotion in the basket Tote

Description: It puts the lotion on its skin

Tags: anthony hopkins, buffalo, cannibal, clarice, hannibal

It puts the lotion in the basket Tote

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Last week fucked around and got a triple double Tote

Description: It was a good day

Tags: ja morant, trae young, basketball, rebounds, triple double

Last week fucked around and got a triple double Tote

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Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber Tote

Description: You do something like this and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Tags: mutt cutts, california, dumb and dumber quote, lloyd christmas, jim carrey
It's okay!  I'm a limo driver Tote

Description: Funniest movie of the 90s

Tags: limo driver, jim carrey, its okay im a limo driver, ace ventura, dumbanddumber

It's okay! I'm a limo driver Tote

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I'm gonna need 2 dragons Tote

Description: A classic part of the Ben Still and Owen Wilson Starsky & Hutch remake.

Tags: two dragons, funny, gonna need 2 dragons, owen wilson, starsky

I'm gonna need 2 dragons Tote

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I like coffee and maybe 3 people Tote

Description: Kinda true.

Tags: coffee is always a good idea, i like coffee and maybe 3 people, i like coffee, i love coffee, funny

I like coffee and maybe 3 people Tote

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My Name's Rod and I Like to Party - Hot Rod Tote

Description: Cult classic.

Tags: bill hader, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, captain holt, cool beans

My Name's Rod and I Like to Party - Hot Rod Tote

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Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking - Zoolander Tote

Description: "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" —Derek Zoolander

Tags: derek zoolander, good looking, runway, model, blue steel

Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking - Zoolander Tote

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Mississippi Leg Hound - Uncle Eddie's Dog - Christmas Vacation Tote

Description: "If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish." - Cousin Eddie

Tags: humping, camper, rv, shitter was full, cousin eddie
Odoyle Rules - Billy Madison Tote

Description: “I am the smartest man alive!”

Tags: happy gilmore, irish, st patricks day, shamrock, bully

Odoyle Rules - Billy Madison Tote

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If I don't turn off my Swag before I go to bed I'll wake up covered in bitches Tote

Description: Very true.

Tags: pimp, meme, girls, sleep, bedtime
Kip - Swag Tote

Description: The Drip King

Tags: hot babes, drip, kip, napoleon, pedro

Kip - Swag Tote

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Oh My God Becky Tote

Description: Look at her butt, it is so big, she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Tags: hip hop, 90s hip hop, anaconda, big butts, booty

Oh My God Becky Tote

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Now I have a machine gun Ho-Ho-Ho Tote

Description: Top 3 Christmas movie of all time?

Tags: yippee ki yay, christmas party, nakatomi, xmas, now i have a machine gun ho ho ho

Now I have a machine gun Ho-Ho-Ho Tote

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Brawndo - Idiocracy logo Tote

Description: It's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

Tags: president, thirst mutilator, office space, initech, mountain dew

Brawndo - Idiocracy logo Tote

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Oh Crop Tote

Description: The art of the crop

Tags: family photo, photographer gifts, typography, oh crap, funny

Oh Crop Tote

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Rizzuto - Billy Madison Tote

Description: Still a classic.

Tags: spelling, rizzuto, billy madison quote, stop looking at me swan, happy gilmore

Rizzuto - Billy Madison Tote

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"Oh crap, that's due tomorrow?" - Thomas Jefferson - July 3rd, 1776 Tote

Description: True story.

Tags: usa, patriotic, funny, independence day, american flag
The human torch was denied a bank loan Tote

Description: Ron has been busy sculpting his guns

Tags: sex panther, ron burgundy, boats n hoes, wes mantooth, brick tamland

The human torch was denied a bank loan Tote

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"Oh crap, that's due tomorrow?" - Thomas Jefferson - July 3rd, 1776 Tote

Description: True story.

Tags: independence day, homework, funny, founding fathers, oh crap thats due tomorrow
Negative Ghostrider the pattern is full Tote

Description: Most quoted line of the entire movie?

Tags: 80s, jesters dead, goose, iceman, inverted

Negative Ghostrider the pattern is full Tote

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Brawndo - It's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes Tote

Description: It's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

Tags: bill lumbergh, camacho, brawndo, drink, electrolytes
Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator - vintage logo Tote

Description: It's got electrolytes Idiocracy should be required viewing

Tags: office space, mountain dew, electrolytes, idiocracy, bill lumbergh

Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator - vintage logo Tote

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F*ck you Jobu Tote

Description: Bartender, Jobu needs a refill

Tags: jobus rum, major league quote, major league, cerrano, the sandlot

F*ck you Jobu Tote

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Juuuust a bit outside Tote

Description: My favorite baseball movie of all time

Tags: baseball, baseball movie, bob uecker, cerrano, charlie sheen

Juuuust a bit outside Tote

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Hi, I'm Vera De Milo Tote

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Tags: weighlifting, bitchin, ace ventura, bodybuilder, 90s

Hi, I'm Vera De Milo Tote

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Gym Carrey Tote

Description: Legend.

Tags: lifting, trans, buff, fitness, vera de milo

Gym Carrey Tote

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Buffed, Beautiful, & Bitchin' with Vera De Milo Tote

Description: A legendary, but forgotten about character

Tags: she male, steroids, living color, workout, 90s

Buffed, Beautiful, & Bitchin' with Vera De Milo Tote

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