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Please don't talk to me, I have no self-control, and will talk to you for two hours and get no work done. Pillow

Description: This might be me

Tags: adhd, autistic, chatty, coworker, coworker gift
McDowell's Employee of the Month - Akeem Pillow

Description: For outstanding performance of effort

Tags: 80s movies, akeem, america, coming to america, eddie murphy
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice Pillow

Description: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.

Tags: bill murray, bushwood, caddyshack quote, carl spackler, carl spackler quote
Shrimpin' ain't easy Pillow

Description: It ain't

Tags: bubba gump, crawfish, fat tuesday, fish, forrest
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Pillow

Description: Don't you know I'm loco?

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, 90s rap, cali, california
Name one thing that is better than coffee. You fucking can't. Pillow

Description: Sometimes it feels this way

Tags: barista, breakfast, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee addict
smack it up, flip it, rub it down Pillow

Description: Underrated 90's lyrics

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, ass, bel biv devoe, big butt and a smile
it smells like wrongdog Pillow

Description: What's wrong, dog?

Tags: dog, funny, funny gift, funny saying, funnytee
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! Pillow

Description: I think one of the most underrated scenes and quotes in the movie

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, coffee, cotton headed ninny muggins
Shrimpin' ain't easy - Forrest Gump Pillow

Description: It ain't

Tags: bubba gump, crawfish, fat tuesday, forrest, gump
Jelly of the Month Club - The gift that keeps on giving - Est. 1989 Pillow

Description: Official Member Christmas Vacation is a top 3 Christmas movie.

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, christmas, clark griswold, clark griswold rant
Look what you did you little jerk Pillow

Description: Home Alone, full of incredible quotes courtesy of John Hughes brilliant mind

Tags: christmas humor, fuller, funny xmas, harry marv, home alone quote
"The roof is not my son, but I will raise it" - anonymous Pillow

Description: Legendary quote by anonymous

Tags: football, funny quote, funny sports, meme, motivation
When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail Pillow

Description: Incredible funny Paul Rudd line from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Tags: aldous snow, girlfriend, hawaii, hawaiian, jonah hill
"Get busy living, or get busy dying" - Andy Dufresne Pillow

Description: Zihuatanejo, Mexico

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, accountant, andy dufresne, get busy living
Just the tip I promise Pillow

Description: Legend.

Tags: 1978, camp crystal lake, costume, friday the 13th, halloween
Brian Flanagan bartender Cocktails & Dreams Pillow

Description: Underrated 80s movie

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, bar, bartender, brian flanagan
Zack's Brick Cell Phones Est. 1989 Pillow

Description: Zack wanted to make sure everyone could get one of those awesome, huge, Motorola brick cell phones.

Tags: 80s, 90s, ac slater, bayside, brick cell phone
The dude abides - vintage design Pillow

Description: He definitely does.

Tags: big lebowski, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are, coen brothers
Darts ripping heaters - vintage design Pillow

Description: Cigs inside smoking darts and breaking hearts

Tags: camel, chainsmoking, cigarette, cigs inside, dart
Shermer Phys. Ed. Dept. - Ferris Bueller Pillow

Description: The greatest fictional high school in the history of 80's movies, okay all movies ever.

Tags: 80s, breakfast club, duckie, ferris, ferris buellers day off
Shermer Phys. Ed. Dept.  - Sloane Peterson - vintage design Pillow

Description: The greatest fictional high school in the history of 80's movies, okay all movies ever.

Tags: 80s, breakfast club, ferris, ferris buellers day off, gym class
Drunk cigs don't count Pillow

Description: Especially if you can't remember them

Tags: alcohol, beer, cigs, cigs inside, college
Drunk cigs don't count Pillow

Description: Especially if you can't remember them

Tags: alcohol, beer, blackout, cigarettes, cigs inside
Shermer Phys. Ed. Dept. - Jake Ryan Pillow

Description: The greatest fictional high school in the history of 80's movies, okay all movies ever. Vintage 80's gym class t-shirt design

Tags: 80s, breakfast club, ducky, ferris, ferris buellers day off
Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah Pillow

Description: Clark Griswold might be the most well written Christmas dad in the history of movies, courtesy of the 80's movie legend of legends John Hughes

Tags: chevy chase, christmas sweater, christmas vacation griswold, christmas vacation jolliest bunch, christmas vacation quote
There's always money in the banana stand Pillow

Description: I saw a real frozen banana stand once, and I imagined how many times the people working there had heard this quote.

Tags: always money in the banana stand, arrested development quotes, banana, banana stand, bluth
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! It's great to be here! Pillow

Description: I think one of the most underrated scenes and quotes in the movie

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, coffee, cotton headed ninny muggins
Breaking hearts and blasting farts Pillow

Description: Goes together

Tags: blasting farts, breaking hearts, fart, farting, funny
Stealing hearts and blasting farts Pillow

Description: Goes together like peanut butter and jelly

Tags: baby, blasting farts, breaking hearts, fart, farting
The Dude's Cocktails - White Russian - Since 1998 Pillow

Description: Careful man, there's a beverage here. White Russian's are underrated drinks. Vodka, coffee liqueur, light cream over some ice. The dude definitely abides man.

Tags: alcohol, bartender, big lebowski, bowler, bowling
I see your schwartz is as big as mine Pillow

Description: Dark Helmet

Tags: 80s movies, barf, blazing saddles, colonel sandurz, comb the dessert
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine Pillow

Description: Dark Helmet

Tags: 80s movies, barf, blazing saddles, comb the dessert, dark helmet
The dude abides - vintage design Pillow

Description: He definitely does.

Tags: big lebowski, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are, coen brothers
There's always money in the banana stand Pillow

Description: I saw a real frozen banana stand once, and I imagined how many times the people working there had heard this quote.

Tags: always money in the banana stand, arrested development quotes, banana, banana stand, bluth
"Wowww" Pillow

Description: I just realized that Owen Wilson reacting to things like a sunset over a mountain lake, and just saying "wow", is kind of hilarious to me.

Tags: colorado, forest, funny, grand budapest hotel, lake

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