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MARS TODAY - The Newspaper of the Universe Tapestry

Description: No. 1 in The Galaxy. One of my favorite vintage movie props of any 90's movie from Total Recall.

Tags: 90s, aliens, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, elon musk
ICS Network Television - Home of The Running Man Tapestry

Description: It's hard to believe (or not really!) that The Running Man takes place in 2025, which is right around the corner. ICS and this game show could absolutely exist in a couple of years. One of my favorite dystopian science fiction movies ever!

Tags: 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, buzzsaw, dystopian
MARS TODAY - The Newspaper of the Universe Tapestry

Description: No. 1 in The Galaxy. One of my favorite vintage movie props of any 90's movie from Total Recall.

Tags: 90s, aliens, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, elon musk
Hey Laserlips! Your momma was a snowblower Tapestry

Description: If you are a kid who grew up in the 80's, this Johnny 5 movie quote was the pinnacle of comedy. Remember, Johnny 5 is alive!

Tags: 80s movies, ai, artificial intelligence, funny robot, johnny
Pyramid Mines - Mars Federal Colonies 2084 Tapestry

Description: Pyramid Mines, owned and operated by Federal Colonies, stopped operating in 2084 once they discovered ancient alien technology on Mars. That's a little over 40 years from now. Seems weirdly plausible.

Tags: 90s, aliens, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, elon musk
Pyramid Mines - Mars Federal Colonies 2084 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Pyramid Mines, owned and operated by Federal Colonies, stopped operating in 2084 once they discovered ancient alien technology on Mars. That's a little over 40 years from now. Seems weirdly plausible.

Tags: 90s, aliens, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, elon musk
Lay off me I'm starving Tapestry

Description: Pretty much everyday I come home from work.

Tags: adam sandley, chris, david spade, diet, eating

Lay off me I'm starving Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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I'm a hooker on the weekends - vintage design Tapestry

Description: Okay it's true

Tags: bait and tackle, bass, dad gift, deep sea fishing, fish
Morrie's Wig Shop NYC - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: 26 Queens Blvd. Queens, NY Next to the suite nite club 212-555-HAIR

Tags: 90s movie, bald, godfather, hair loss, joe pesci
This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy Tapestry

Description: One of the best and most underrated scenes and Clark quotes in Vacation. Clark is about take a night swim at the motel with Christie Brinkley. I've said this about a thousand times before I jump in a cold pool.

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark griswold quote, cousin eddie
Just so you know ladies, mansplaining is short for "man explaining" Tapestry

Description: Glad that clears that up!

Tags: blue check, condescending, dating, dudes, expert opinion
My Shangri-La Beneath the Summer Moon Tapestry

Description: One of the best lyrics of any Led Zeppelin song in my opinion.

Tags: 70s, black dog, jimmy page, kashmir, led zep
WTF - Welcome to Florida Tapestry

Description: I've designed quite a few t-shirts in my day, but this one has everything. Palm trees, bright colors, a Miami Heat jersey feel to it, but it just captures "Florida" in all of its beauty and pure insanity. WTF. Welcome to Florida.

Tags: miami heat, what the fuck, naples, wtf, palm beach

WTF - Welcome to Florida Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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This is crazy, This is Crazy, This is Crazy Tapestry

Description: One of the best and most underrated scenes and Clark quotes in Vacation. Clark is about take a night swim at the motel with Christie Brinkley. I've said this about a thousand times before I jump in a cold pool.

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark griswold quote, cousin eddie
Lay off me I'm starving Tapestry

Description: Classic.

Tags: adam sandley, chris, david spade, diet, eating

Lay off me I'm starving Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Try that in a small town Tapestry

Description: I don't know why this works so well together, but it just does. Don't fight it, just embrace it.

Tags: america, country music, funny, jason aldean, luchador

Try that in a small town Tapestry

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Dharma Initiative Beer - vintage Lost logo Tapestry

Description: I would drink this

Tags: beer, desert island, dharma beer, dharma initiative, drinking
Soy SuficienKen Tapestry

Description: Saw this on the Spanish translation and I thought it was just too awesome

Tags: barbie, funny, funny barbie, i am kenough, ken

Soy SuficienKen Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Dharma Initiative - vintage Lost logo Tapestry

Description: Top 5 greatest tv shows of all time? I feel like Lost is kind of forgotten these days. It needs a resurgence, or even, dare I say, a streaming remake?

Tags: desert island, dharma, dharma beer, dharma initiative, dharma logo
Bodhi's Surf Shop - Bells Beach Australia - Since 1991 Tapestry

Description: Hey brah, I would definitely buy stuff from Bodhi. "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price."

Tags: 90s, australia, bells beach, bodhi, california
Soy SuficienKen Tapestry

Description: Saw this on the Spanish translation and I thought it was just too awesome

Tags: barbie, funny, funny barbie, i am kenough, ken

Soy SuficienKen Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Visit Area 51 Nevada Tapestry

Description: I hear it's lovely this time of year

Tags: alien, aliens, cia, desert, funny alien

Visit Area 51 Nevada Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Visit Area 51 Nevada Tapestry

Description: I hear it's lovely this time of year

Tags: alien, aliens, cover up, desert, funny alien

Visit Area 51 Nevada Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Ty Webb's Golf Academy - Since 1980 logo Tapestry

Description: Be the ball. Nananana

Tags: bill murray, chevy chase, golfing, bushwood country club, tiger woods
Bluth's original frozen banana since 1953 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: There's always money in the banana stand.

Tags: arrested development, banana, banana stand, bluth, bluth company
This wine is making me awesome Tapestry

Description: You know who you are.

Tags: cabernet, chardonnay, drinking, drunk, funny wine

This wine is making me awesome Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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How Now Brown Cow Tapestry

Description: I like to incorporate this saying into everyday life. It throws people off.

Tags: actor, beer, brown cow, elocution, english

How Now Brown Cow Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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This wine is making me awesome Tapestry

Description: You know who you are.

Tags: awesome, cabernet, chardonnay, drinking, drunk

This wine is making me awesome Tapestry

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Con-de-scend-ing Tapestry

Description: Get it?

Tags: cocky, definition, elite, funny, grammar

Con-de-scend-ing Tapestry

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I only drink wine when I'm alone or with someone Tapestry

Description: The perfect time to drink wine

Tags: drinking, drinking wine, drunk, fine wine, funny
Culture Tapestry

Description: I do this for the culture

Tags: afrocentric, atlanta, black, black culture, coca cola

Culture Tapestry

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Fred's Got Slacks on the boulevard Tapestry

Description: There is a very niche audience for this design, but when it finds those specific people, they will say "I cannot believe this exists and I must have it now"

Tags: boulevard, comedy, deal with the devil, devil, garth brooks

Fred's Got Slacks on the boulevard Tapestry

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Check Meowt Tapestry

Description: Cats bro

Tags: animal, cat, cat gift, cat lover, cat mom

Check Meowt Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Blow Me Tapestry

Description: 60% of the time it works every time

Tags: 8 bit, 80s, blow me, cartridge, gamer

Blow Me Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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The Californians Tapestry

Description: Top 10 SNL recurring skit

Tags: bill hader, cali, californian, californians, fred armisen

The Californians Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Murtaugh & Riggs 2024 Tapestry

Description: I’m too old for this shit.

Tags: 2024, 2nd amendment, 80s movies, america, desantis

Murtaugh & Riggs 2024 Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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