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Name one thing that is better than coffee. You fucking can't. Tapestry

Description: Sometimes it feels this way

Tags: barista, breakfast, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee addict
smack it up, flip it, rub it down Tapestry

Description: Underrated 90's lyrics

Tags: 90s, 90s hip hop, ass, bel biv devoe, big butt and a smile

smack it up, flip it, rub it down Tapestry

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it smells like wrongdog Tapestry

Description: What's wrong, dog?

Tags: dog, funny, funny gift, funny saying, funnytee

it smells like wrongdog Tapestry

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You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! Tapestry

Description: I think one of the most underrated scenes and quotes in the movie

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, coffee, cotton headed ninny muggins
Shrimpin' ain't easy - Forrest Gump Tapestry

Description: It ain't

Tags: bubba gump, crawfish, fat tuesday, forrest, gump

Shrimpin' ain't easy - Forrest Gump Tapestry

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Jelly of the Month Club - The gift that keeps on giving - Est. 1989 Tapestry

Description: Official Member Christmas Vacation is a top 3 Christmas movie.

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, christmas, clark griswold, clark griswold rant
"The roof is not my son, but I will raise it" - anonymous Tapestry

Description: Legendary quote by anonymous

Tags: football, funny quote, funny sports, meme, motivation
When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail Tapestry

Description: Incredible funny Paul Rudd line from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Tags: aldous snow, girlfriend, hawaii, hawaiian, jonah hill
"Get busy living, or get busy dying" - Andy Dufresne Tapestry

Description: Zihuatanejo, Mexico

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, accountant, andy dufresne, get busy living
Just the tip I promise Tapestry

Description: Legend.

Tags: 1978, camp crystal lake, costume, friday the 13th, halloween

Just the tip I promise Tapestry

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Brian Flanagan bartender Cocktails & Dreams Tapestry

Description: Underrated 80s movie

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, bar, bartender, brian flanagan
Zack's Brick Cell Phones Est. 1989 Tapestry

Description: Zack wanted to make sure everyone could get one of those awesome, huge, Motorola brick cell phones.

Tags: 80s, 90s, ac slater, bayside, brick cell phone

Zack's Brick Cell Phones Est. 1989 Tapestry

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The dude abides - vintage design Tapestry

Description: He definitely does.

Tags: big lebowski, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are, coen brothers

The dude abides - vintage design Tapestry

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Darts ripping heaters - vintage design Tapestry

Description: Cigs inside smoking darts and breaking hearts

Tags: camel, chainsmoking, cigarette, cigs inside, dart
Shermer Phys. Ed. Dept. - Ferris Bueller Tapestry

Description: The greatest fictional high school in the history of 80's movies, okay all movies ever.

Tags: 80s, breakfast club, duckie, ferris, ferris buellers day off
Shermer Phys. Ed. Dept.  - Sloane Peterson - vintage design Tapestry

Description: The greatest fictional high school in the history of 80's movies, okay all movies ever.

Tags: 80s, breakfast club, ferris, ferris buellers day off, gym class
Drunk cigs don't count Tapestry

Description: Especially if you can't remember them

Tags: alcohol, beer, cigs, cigs inside, college

Drunk cigs don't count Tapestry

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Drunk cigs don't count Tapestry

Description: Especially if you can't remember them

Tags: alcohol, beer, blackout, cigarettes, cigs inside

Drunk cigs don't count Tapestry

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Shermer Phys. Ed. Dept. - Jake Ryan Tapestry

Description: The greatest fictional high school in the history of 80's movies, okay all movies ever. Vintage 80's gym class t-shirt design

Tags: 80s, breakfast club, ducky, ferris, ferris buellers day off

Shermer Phys. Ed. Dept. - Jake Ryan Tapestry

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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah Tapestry

Description: Clark Griswold might be the most well written Christmas dad in the history of movies, courtesy of the 80's movie legend of legends John Hughes

Tags: chevy chase, christmas sweater, christmas vacation griswold, christmas vacation jolliest bunch, christmas vacation quote
There's always money in the banana stand Tapestry

Description: I saw a real frozen banana stand once, and I imagined how many times the people working there had heard this quote.

Tags: always money in the banana stand, arrested development quotes, banana, banana stand, bluth
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! It's great to be here! Tapestry

Description: I think one of the most underrated scenes and quotes in the movie

Tags: christmas, christmas movie, christmas sweater, coffee, cotton headed ninny muggins
Breaking hearts and blasting farts Tapestry

Description: Goes together

Tags: blasting farts, breaking hearts, fart, farting, funny

Breaking hearts and blasting farts Tapestry

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Stealing hearts and blasting farts Tapestry

Description: Goes together like peanut butter and jelly

Tags: baby, blasting farts, breaking hearts, fart, farting

Stealing hearts and blasting farts Tapestry

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The Dude's Cocktails - White Russian - Since 1998 Tapestry

Description: Careful man, there's a beverage here. White Russian's are underrated drinks. Vodka, coffee liqueur, light cream over some ice. The dude definitely abides man.

Tags: alcohol, bartender, big lebowski, bowler, bowling
I see your schwartz is as big as mine Tapestry

Description: Dark Helmet

Tags: 80s movies, barf, blazing saddles, colonel sandurz, comb the dessert
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine Tapestry

Description: Dark Helmet

Tags: 80s movies, barf, blazing saddles, comb the dessert, dark helmet
The dude abides - vintage design Tapestry

Description: He definitely does.

Tags: big lebowski, bowler, bowling, calmer than you are, coen brothers

The dude abides - vintage design Tapestry

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There's always money in the banana stand Tapestry

Description: I saw a real frozen banana stand once, and I imagined how many times the people working there had heard this quote.

Tags: always money in the banana stand, arrested development quotes, banana, banana stand, bluth
"Wowww" Tapestry

Description: I just realized that Owen Wilson reacting to things like a sunset over a mountain lake, and just saying "wow", is kind of hilarious to me.

Tags: colorado, forest, funny, grand budapest hotel, lake

"Wowww" Tapestry

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Team Zissou - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: I want you on Team Zissou A cult classic for sea faring dive teams and ocean explorers

Tags: bill murray, bottle rocket, diver, grand budapest hotel, junior member

Team Zissou - vintage logo Tapestry

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I want you on Team Zissou Tapestry

Description: I want you on Team Zissou A cult classic for sea faring dive teams and ocean explorers

Tags: bill murray, bottle rocket, diving, grand budapest hotel, junior member

I want you on Team Zissou Tapestry

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I'm Him - Kip Tapestry

Description: Himothy. The original him

Tags: comedy, gosh, high school, him, kip

I'm Him - Kip Tapestry

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Swag - Carlton Banks Tapestry

Description: It's not unusual. Swag king drip king

Tags: 90s, 90s tv, bel air, bel air academy, carlton banks

Swag - Carlton Banks Tapestry

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I'M HIM - Carlton Banks Tapestry

Description: The original Him. Drip king

Tags: 90s, 90s tv, bel air, bel air academy, carlton banks

I'M HIM - Carlton Banks Tapestry

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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine Tapestry

Description: Dark Helmet

Tags: 80s movies, comb the dessert, dark helmet, dark helmet quote, force

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