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Dad jokes? I think you mean rad jokes Tapestry

Description: Very rad.

Tags: dad, dad gift, dad joke loading, dad jokes are how eye roll, dad jokes are my specialty
Mainway Toys by Irwin Mainway Tapestry

Description: Makers Of "Bag O' Glass", "Bag O' Vipers", "Bag O' Sulfuric Acid", "Mr. Skin Grafter", "Pretty Peggy's Ear Piercing Kit", "Doggy Dentist", "General Tranh's Secret Police Confession Kit", "Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk", and "Teddy Chainsaw Bear".

Tags: 70s, bag o glass, bill murray, blues brothers, dan aykroyd
New York 1994 Tapestry

Description: Classic. Simple. Text design on black.

Tags: 1994, 90s, 90s aesthetic, 90s hip hop, biggie
Costa Rica Surf Academy Tapestry

Description: A great design surfing logo

Tags: beach, big wave, bodhi, jaws, mavericks
Brooklyn 1994 Tapestry

Description: Classic. Simple. Text design on black.

Tags: 1994, 90s, 90s aesthetic, 90s hip hop, bklyn
Brooklyn Essential Tapestry

Description: Classic. Simple. Text design on black.

Tags: 1994, 90s, 90s aesthetic, 90s hip hop, bk
Golden slumbers fill your eyes Tapestry

Description: Perfection

Tags: 60s, abbey road, arizona, beatles art, beatles lyrics
Costa Rica Surf Academy Tapestry

Description: A great design surfing logo

Tags: beach, big wave, bodhi, costa rica, jaws
Killin' it since 1996 Tapestry

Description: 90's horror movie legend.

Tags: 1996, 90s movies, costume, friday the 13th, ghostface
Hoagies & Grinders, Hoagies & Grinders, Navy Beans, Navy Beans, Meatloaf Sandwich Tapestry

Description: Sloppy Joe, Slop Sloppy Joe

Tags: 90s, billy madison, cafeteria, happy gilmore, high school
Killin' it since 1996 - vintage 90's Scream Tapestry

Description: 90's horror movie legend.

Tags: 1996, 90s movies, costume, friday the 13th, ghostface
Bag O' Glass by Mainway Industries Tapestry

Description: Mainway Toys - Makers Of: "Bag O' Glass", "Bag O' Vipers", "Bag O' Sulfuric Acid", "Mr. Skin Grafter", "Pretty Peggy's Ear Piercing Kit", "Doggy Dentist", "General Tranh's Secret Police Confession Kit", "Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk", and "Teddy Chainsaw Bear".

Tags: 70s, bag o glass, bill murray, blues brothers, dan aykroyd
Happy Fun Ball - do not taunt happy fun ball Tapestry

Description: Do not taunt happy fun ball. Ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Incredible classic SNL commercial

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, colon blow, commercial, dana carvey
Mainway Toys by Irwin Mainway Tapestry

Description: Makers Of "Bag O' Glass", "Bag O' Vipers", "Bag O' Sulfuric Acid", "Mr. Skin Grafter", "Pretty Peggy's Ear Piercing Kit", "Doggy Dentist", "General Tranh's Secret Police Confession Kit", "Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk", and "Teddy Chainsaw Bear".

Tags: 70s, bag o glass, bill murray, blues brothers, dan aykroyd
Obviously you're not a golfer Tapestry

Description: The Dude Abides

Tags: big lebowski, bowl, bowling, coen brothers, golf
Obviously you're not a golfer Tapestry

Description: The Dude Abides

Tags: bowl, bowling, coen brothers, golf, golfer
Happy Fun Ball Tapestry

Description: Do not taunt happy fun ball. Ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer space. Incredible classic SNL commercial

Tags: snl, saturday night live, vintage, 90s, commercial
Hoagies and Grinders, Navy Beans, Meatloaf Sandwich Tapestry

Description: Sloppy Joe, Slop Sloppy Joe

Tags: 90s, billy madison, cafeteria, happy gilmore, high school
Moooon Riverrrr... Tapestry

Description: Los Angeles, California Proctology

Tags: john cocktosten, boyd aviation, ty webb, dr rosen, caddyshack
Deeds' Pizza #23 Tapestry

Description: Mr. Deeds is an underrated Adam Sandler movie. Very sneaky.

Tags: baseball, billionaire, very sneaky, deeds pizza, deeds
Club Aqua - home of the huge back deck Tapestry

Description: I think this is a top 5 sketch for me. I really liked Club Aqua before the big back deck collapsed. I dip into Haunted House once in a while.

Tags: 55 burgers, bones are their money, chunky, club, club aqua
This place reminds me of Santa's workshop!  Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. Tapestry

Description: Possibly the purest quote from the best Christmas movie around.

Tags: beef and cheese, buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas movie
Scuba Steve scuba squad Tapestry

Description: If you wanna be in the scuba squad you have to be smart

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, big daddy, billy madison, diver
Just here for the wieners Tapestry

Description: Sometimes you have to have a good hot dog

Tags: 4th of july, bbq, chef, cooking, funny
Bend over and I'll show you Tapestry

Description: Todd and Margo

Tags: bend over and ill show you, chevy chase, chicago, christmas, christmas tree
Dillon Panthers Football #33 Tim Riggins Tapestry

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, college football, dillon
Visit Santa Poco Mexico - home of the battle for independence against the infamous El Guapo Tapestry

Description: Santa Poco Independence Day, when the famous Americans came into town and saved the people

Tags: 80s movies, chevy chase, dusty bottoms, el guapo, el guapo sweater
Kumite - Tournament Champion 1988 - Hong Kong Tapestry

Description: Legendary tournament

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bloodsport, dojo, frank dux
Baby of the year Bart Harley Jarvis Tapestry

Description: The bad boy of the competition Bart Harley Jarvis!

Tags: baby, baby of the year, bart harley jarvis, bozo dubbed over, chunky
Santa used to say "hey hey hey" until he met your mom Tapestry

Description: Now it's Ho Ho Ho The perfect funny Christmas vintage design

Tags: christmas, christmas party, ho ho ho, merry christmas, mom joke
Property of Dillon Panthers Football - Coach Taylor Tapestry

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, college football, dillon
Andy & Red's Fishing Charters - Zihuantanejo, Mexico Tapestry

Description: Get busy livin' or get busy dyin' Est. 1967

Tags: andy and red, andy dufresne, boating, brooks was here, dufresne redding fishing charters
Tim Riggins #33 Tapestry

Description: Texas Forever!

Tags: clear eyes, clear eyes full hearts cant lose, coach taylor, college football, dillon
Baby of the year - Bart Harley Jarvis Tapestry

Description: F*ck you Harley Jarvis!

Tags: baby, baby of the year, bart harley jarvis, bozo dubbed over, chunky
Heard you've been Naughty - funny vintage Santa Claus Tapestry

Description: Ho Ho Ho. Let me check my naughty list.

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas party, funny christmas, funny santa claus
Take a look around Ellen, we're at the threshold of hell Tapestry

Description: Clark W. Griswold family Christmas. So many classic, incredible quotes from this iconic Christmas movie.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas lights, christmas tree, christmas vacation, clark griswold

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