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It's only treason if you lose Tapestry

Description: History is written by the winners

Tags: 4th of july, election, fourth of july, george washington, its only treason if you lose
Everything is fine Tapestry

Description: A skeleton drinking a cup of coffee Basically parenting

Tags: caffeine, coffee, cup of coffee, dumpster fire, espresso
I-I-I-I-I Dig a Pony Tapestry

Description: Classic.

Tags: abbey road, beatles art, dig a pony, hey jude, horse
Blue's Wrestling Team - You're my boy blue! Tapestry

Description: Witness the legend in action!!! Sometimes I wonder if anyone has yelled this at a funeral? Would it make people laugh? Or would they be pissed?

Tags: anchorman, blue, college, dust in the wind, frank the tank
Napoleon's Dance School - Learn sweet dance moves Tapestry

Description: Preston, Idaho Dance skills

Tags: dance school, dance teacher, dancer, dancing, gosh
Napoleon's Dance School - Learn sweet dance moves Tapestry

Description: Preston, Idaho Dance skills

Tags: dance, dance school, dance teacher, dancer, gosh
I-I-I-I-I Dig a Pony Tapestry

Description: Classic.

Tags: abbey road, beatles art, dig a pony, drugs, hey jude
Knockin' da boots Tapestry

Description: If you are from this era, you will know exactly what this means, and this might end up being your favorite shirt.

Tags: 90s, 90s aesthetic, 90s kid, 90s slang, boots
Knockin' da boots Tapestry

Description: If you are from this era, you will know exactly what this means, and this might end up being your favorite shirt.

Tags: 90s aesthetic, 90s hip hop, 90s kid, 90s slang, boots
Did we just become best friends? Tapestry

Description: On the count of 3, name your favorite dinosaur.

Tags: 3 best friends, boats and hoes, brennan huff, bros, catalina wine mixer
Gawk Gawk 9000 Tapestry

Description: We all know what this is

Tags: 3000, bj, blow job, blowjob, funny
Huff & Doback - World Tour Tapestry

Description: 90's bootleg style design for the legendary Brennan Huff and Dale Doback, hitmakers behind the iconic Boats 'N Hoes song.

Tags: 90s aesthetic, best friends, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, brennan huff
I cannot live, laugh, love in these conditions. Tapestry

Description: Subpar conditions are not conducive for living laughing and loving.

Tags: bad condition, bless this mess, conditions, farmhouse, funny
I cannot live, laugh, love in these conditions. Tapestry

Description: Subpar conditions are not conducive for living laughing and loving.

Tags: bad condition, bless this mess, conditions, farmhouse, funny
Big Dumb Cup Tapestry

Description: Is there a void in your life? Fill it with cup. It’s more than just a cup, it’s a big cup.

Tags: big dumb cup, cold drink, cup, dakota johnson, drinks
Sterling Cooper & Partners Tapestry

Description: 1271 6th Avenue New York, NY 10020

Tags: 60s, ad agency, advertising, art director, creative
Sterling, Cooper, Draper & Pryce Tapestry

Description: 1271 Avenue of the Americas New York, New York 10020

Tags: 60s, ad agency, advertising, art director, creative
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Tapestry

Description: The best fictional ad agency, with the best ad man Don Draper.

Tags: 60s, ad agency, advertising, art director, creative
You have died of dysentery Tapestry

Description: A bad way to go on the trail.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, dysentery
Heck Yeah Tapestry

Description: Just nice

Tags: cool, cursive, funny, funny sayings, heck
Get in loser - we're going to die of dysentery Tapestry

Description: Legendary game. I would play this again in a heartbeat.

Tags: 80s, 90s, computer, computer games, developer
I got that dog in me Tapestry

Description: Legendary hot dog.

Tags: 4th of july, bbq, costco hot dog, dog, food
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Tapestry

Description: Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something

Tags: 90s, andre 3000, aquemini, atl, atlanta
Ask me about DIABEETUS Tapestry

Description: Legend.

Tags: 80s, birthday, brimley, cocoon, diabetics
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed Tapestry

Description: True statement

Tags: bodybuilding, consequences of my own actions, crime, criminal, dildo
SHOOTER Tapestry

Description: Legend of the links

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, chubbs peterson, funny golf
Middle-Aged Man Tapestry

Description: Forgotten, incredible recurring skit

Tags: 80s, 90s, austin powers, birthday, comedy
Stay salty my friends - vintage design Tapestry

Description: It just works.

Tags: bachelorette, bitch, bitches, cerveza, dont be a salty bitch
Equinsu Ocha - white devil Tapestry

Description: Nobody messes with the do! Probably the funniest scene from any of the Ace Ventura movies

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, ace ventura quotes, ace ventura when nature calls, alrighty then
Pat McCrotch Irish Pub Tapestry

Description: Made in Ireland

Tags: drinking, funny irish, funny st patricks day, ireland, irish
I don't want to go, but I want to be invited Tapestry

Description: Happens all the time

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, dont want to go, friends, funny saying
Pat McCrotch Irish Pub Tapestry

Description: Made in Ireland

Tags: drinking, funny st patricks day, ireland, irish, irish drinking team
Augusta Tapestry

Description: A place like no other

Tags: atlanta, country club, georgia, golf, golf course
Will Ferrell - Legend - 90's bootleg style design Tapestry

Description: I had to make this. I hope people appreciate how insanely iconic Will Ferrell's characters are.

Tags: 90s bootleg, anchorman, blades of glory, boats and hoes, elf
Mr. Miyagi's Car Wash & Auto Detailing - Reseda, CA Est. 1984 Tapestry

Description: Wax On , Wax Off Reseda, CA

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, auto detailing, california, car wash
Year of the Dragon 2024 Tapestry

Description: Good year

Tags: 2024, 2024 dragon, 2024 election, asian dragon, astrology

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