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OJ - White Ford Bronco Tapestry

Description: 1994, hard to forget where you were when these was happening.

Tags: 1994, 90s, bronco, california, car chase
Bobby Boucher's High Quality H20 - Since 1998 Tapestry

Description: Official water of SCLSU Mud Dogs Football

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, bobby boucher, college football
Scuba Steve Tapestry

Description: If you wanna be in the scuba squad you have to be smart

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, big daddy, billy madison, diving
Little Slut Tapestry

Description: Just being honest

Tags: bachelorette party, boyfriend, college, funny, funny gift
I survived the NYC Earthquake - April 5th, 2024 Tapestry

Description: 2024 gettin' weirder!

Tags: 2024, connecticut, disaster, earth quake, earthquake
Totally normal human person Tapestry

Description: What are you talking about?

Tags: acting, actor, bizarre, crazy, funny
I masturbate fully naked, you don't like it? Then go to a different Starbucks. Tapestry

Description: I promise this will get a reaction

Tags: caffeine, coffee, funny quote, humor, i love coffee
ILLITERATE Tapestry

Description: Be honest this would be the funniest thing to put on baby clothes. They can't read.

Tags: book lover, books, dumb, funny, funny baby
The official hairstyle of the Dangerous Nights Crew Tapestry

Description: Slicked Back Pushed Back

Tags: brians hat, carber vac, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop
Ewing Oil Co. Est. 1930 - Dallas, Texas Tapestry

Description: Legendary oil company

Tags: bewitched, dallas, dallas mavericks, dallas tv show, ewing
ILLITERATE Tapestry

Description: Be honest this would be the funniest thing to put on baby clothes. They can't read.

Tags: book lover, books, dumb, funny, funny baby
Statler & Waldorf 2024 - Old, grumpy, and perfect. Tapestry

Description: The United States of America loves grumpy, old guys for President.

Tags: 2024, america, biden, election, funny election
Bobby Boucher's High Quality H20 - Since 1998 Tapestry

Description: Official water of SCLSU Mud Dogs Football

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, billy madison, college football, florida
50 stanzo brand fedoras, 1000 plastic meatballs... Tapestry

Description: Tommy guns & 50 slicked back hair wigs

Tags: 55 burgers, bozo dubbed over, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes
Amity Island Swim Team - Since 1975 Tapestry

Description: Pretty fast swimmers I hear

Tags: beach, great white, jaws, marthas vineyard, new england
I survived the New York earthquake - April 5th, 2024 Tapestry

Description: 2024 gettin' weirder!

Tags: 2024, connecticut, disaster, earth quake, earthquake
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in Tapestry

Description: Ahoy Polloi

Tags: bill murray, bushwood, carl spackler, chevy chase, danny noonan
Amity Island Swim Team - Since 1975 Tapestry

Description: Pretty fast swimmers I hear

Tags: beach, great white, jaws, marthas vineyard, new england
Gator don't play no sh*t - you feel me? Tapestry

Description: Pimpin'

Tags: anchorman, cops, funny, gator, gator dont play
Truffoni's Steakhouse - No Sloppy Steaks Tapestry

Description: I would definitely eat at Truffoni's with my dangerous nights crew

Tags: baby of the year, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop, comedy
Real G's move in silence like lasagna Tapestry

Description: Classic.

Tags: g, gangsta, gangster, hip hop, italian
Pat McCrotch Irish Pub Tapestry

Description: Made in Ireland

Tags: drinking, funny st patricks day, ireland, irish, irish drinking team
Elsinore Beer - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Canada's Finest Beer from Strange Brew Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

Tags: 80s movies, beer, bob and doug mckenzie, brewery, brewmeister
Fuzz Aldrin - space cat Tapestry

Description: Cat ladies get in line

Tags: apollo, astronaut, cat lover, cats, elon musk
Creative Department Tapestry

Description: Sometimes you just have to wear it to remind people

Tags: ad agency, advertising, artist, artistic, creative dept
To save time let's just assume I know everything Tapestry

Description: Never wrong. Sometimes.

Tags: always right, argue, argument, debate, funny
Tangiers Hotel & Casino - Las Vegas, Nevada Tapestry

Description: Aces high

Tags: ace, aces high, casino, gambling, goodfellas
Gator don't play no shit - you feel me? Tapestry

Description: Pimpin'

Tags: anchorman, cops, funny, gator, gator dont play
Thicc Tapestry

Description: Work it.

Tags: body positive, body positivity, curvy, cute animals, funny
Tangiers Hotel & Casino - Las Vegas, Nevada Tapestry

Description: Aces high

Tags: ace, aces high, casino, gambling, goodfellas
Truffoni's Steakhouse - home of the sloppy steaks Tapestry

Description: I would definitely eat at Truffoni's with my dangerous nights crew

Tags: baby of the year, chunky, club aqua, coffin flop, corncob tv
This is my vibe Tapestry

Description: Let him cook

Tags: burger, chef, eating, fast food, fat
Mike Steaks Tapestry

Description: If you know you know. The most Tim Robinson name ever spoken.

Tags: bully, coffin flop, comedy, corncob tv, dan flashes
Mr. White's Chemistry Class - New Mexico Tapestry

Description: Yeah, science!

Tags: breaking bad, chemist, chemistry, chemistry class, chemistry student
Vintage California Tapestry

Description: Sun, surfing, beach, ocean, palm trees, mountains, hollywood, movie stars, sunset strip, so many good things...

Tags: beach, cali, california republic, california state, lake tahoe
Augusta Tapestry

Description: A place like no other

Tags: atlanta, country club, georgia, golf, golf course

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