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I like me - candy corn looking in the mirror Tapestry
Tags: affirmation, candy, confidence, corn, cute
It's the principalities - Big Worm Tapestry

Description: ESTD 1995 Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Big Worm had some wisdom for a drug dealer selling out of an ice cream truck.

Tags: 90s, big perm, big worm ice cream, chris tucker, compton
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions - Big Worm Tapestry

Description: ESTD 1995 Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions Big Worm had some wisdom for a drug dealer selling out of an ice cream truck.

Tags: big perm, big worm ice cream, chris tucker, compton, deebo
Breathe if you hate the Eagles Tapestry

Description: Or blink

Tags: bird gang, eagles suck, fly eagles fly, football, giants
F*ck it, No Yin.  Going to go Full Yang. Tapestry

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, chinese, consequences, daoism, full yang
Schmitt's Gay Beer - vintage SNL Tapestry

Description: If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a Schmitt's One of the funniest SNL fake tv commercials of all time.

Tags: 90s, adam sandler, beer, beer commercial, bud light
Fuck it, No Yin Tapestry

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, consequences, daoism, eastern, full yang
Larboard Oaks Mansion - Ghost Tour Tapestry

Description: Adults only tour after 10pm You can say whatever the hell you want!

Tags: bones are their money, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
Larboard Oaks Mansion Ghost Tour Tapestry

Description: Adults only tour after 10pm You can say whatever the hell you want!

Tags: bones are their money, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes, driving crooner
The Wedge - Newport Beach, CA Tapestry

Description: The Wedge is located at the intersection of the beach and the man-made jetty that forms the breakwater on the western side of Newport harbor entrance. When a south or south/southwest swell is running in the right size and direction, the Wedge can produce waves up to 30 feet (9.1 m) high.

Tags: bells beach, california, hawaii, huntington beach, jaws
Pipeline - Oahu, Hawaii Tapestry

Description: This wave is considered one of the heaviest in the world, and is located on the island where modern surfing was developed

Tags: australia, bells beach, big wave, bodhi, hawaii
I like them real, thick and sprucy Tapestry

Description: Kind of sounds like the perfect Christmas tree if you ask me

Tags: christmas, christmas lights, christmas tree, christmas vacation, funny xmas
Never Settle - funny thanksgiving Tapestry

Description: The Pilgrims, also known as the Pilgrim Fathers, were the English settlers who travelled to North America on the ship Mayflower and established the Plymouth Colony in Plymouth, Massachusetts

Tags: american history, england, family, football, happy thanksgiving
Going to go Full Yang Tapestry

Description: No yin at all.

Tags: balance, consequences, daoism, eastern, full yang
Throat Goat Tapestry

Description: Just repeating what I heard

Tags: bj, blow job, first lady, goat, head
Walken in a winter wonderland Tapestry

Description: I have now designed the perfect Christmas shirt or sweater

Tags: actor, christmas, christmas humor, christopher walken, deer hunter
Strickland Propane & propane accessories - Arlen, Texas Tapestry

Description: A modern take on the King of the Hill classic

Tags: bbq, bobby hill, brawndo, camacho, electrolytes
There's nothing you can do that can't be done Tapestry

Description: My favorite opening lyric of all time. All you need is love

Tags: abbey road, all you need is love, beatles art, beatles lyrics, here comes the sun
This Thanksgiving, let's talk about politics! Tapestry

Description: The perfect discussion topic for any family gathering. It's sure to get aunts, uncles, cousins, parents, all in a literal battle royale.

Tags: democrat, family, football, funny family, funny thanksgiving
I like it moist - thanksgiving turkey Tapestry

Description: I mean, it IS true

Tags: drumstick, football, funny thanksgiving, funny turkey, happy thanksgiving
Snow's Out , Ho's Out Tapestry

Description: When snow comes, them ho ho ho's come a ringing

Tags: christmas, christmas party, elf, funny christmas, funny santa claus
Adams Atoms - Revenge of the Nerds vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Revenge of the Nerds doesn't get talked about enough for how awesome it is. NERDS! FRATS! OGRE!

Tags: adams atoms, 80s, college, 80s movies, adams college
Never skip leg day Tapestry

Description: A perfect funny Thanksgiving shirt if you love weightlifting and eating massive amounts of turkey

Tags: bodybuilding, family, gym, happy thanksgiving, leg day
I like it Moist - Thanksgiving Turkey Tapestry

Description: I mean, it IS true

Tags: drumstick, football, funny thanksgiving, funny turkey, happy thanksgiving
Mayor of Titty City - USA Tapestry

Description: President and mayor of Boats and hoes

Tags: 4th of july, america, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, boobs
Scrooge & Marley Counting House London - Est. 1843 - vintage logo Tapestry

Description: Probably pretty good at their job if I'm being honest.

Tags: cheap, charles dickens, ebenezer scrooge, christmas, finance
That's High Praise - Nicolas Cage Tapestry

Description: Or Andy Samberg as Nicolas Cage

Tags: actor, andy samberg, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, cage
All you need is love Tapestry

Description: Love is all you need

Tags: abbey road, all you need is love, beatles art, beatles lyrics, heart
All you need is love Tapestry

Description: Love is all you need

Tags: abbey road, all you need is love, beatles art, beatles lyrics, heart
Being a functional adult every day, seems a bit excessive Tapestry

Description: It really does. Like every. single. day. you gotta do this?

Tags: adulthood, adulting, fathers day, functional adult, funny
Merry Christmas, Skibidi Toilets for everyone! Tapestry

Description: This somehow just goes together perfectly.

Tags: brain rot, christmas, funny christmas, funny christmas sweater, funny santa
Mayor of Titty City Tapestry

Description: President and mayor of Boats and hoes

Tags: 4th of july, america, boats and hoes, boats n hoes, boobs
What's more vulnerable than a peach? Tapestry

Description: Underrated scene from the Christmas classic movie Elf

Tags: a throne of lies, buddy the elf, childrens books, christmas, christmas movie
I like it dirty Tapestry

Description: My martini that is

Tags: alcohol, bartender, cocktails, dirty, dirty martini
Cliff Booth Hollywood Stuntman Tapestry

Description: I love this movie

Tags: actor, brad pitt, california, fight club, hollywood
Every zoo is a petting, unless you're a little bitch Tapestry

Description: It's not wrong

Tags: africa, animal lover, animals, funny zoo, gorillas

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