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Swinger Tapestry

Description: Golf swing that is

Tags: bachelor party, birdie, caddy, funny golf, golf cart

Swinger Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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DOGS love Tapestry

Description: best friends

Tags: animal, best dogs, best friend, cute, dog

DOGS love Tapestry

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I gave these bitches independence, bitches love independence - Thomas Jefferson Tapestry

Description: Thomas knew what was up

Tags: 4th of july, america, american flag, bitches love independence, founding fathers
Show me your boobs if you hate racism Tapestry

Description: Fight the good fight

Tags: absurd, breasts, funny, funny racism, memes
I got that dog in me Tapestry

Description: Mad dog 2020

Tags: absurd, alcohol, beer, college, costco

I got that dog in me Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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WISCANSIN Tapestry

Description: Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin

Tags: college, green bay, lake house, lake life, madison

WISCANSIN Tapestry

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Swinger Tapestry

Description: Golf swing that is

Tags: bachelor party, birdie, caddy, funny golf, golf

Swinger Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Squabble up LA Tapestry

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, hip hop, kendrick, ketchup

Squabble up LA Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Show me your boobs if you hate racism Tapestry

Description: Fight the good fight

Tags: absurd, breasts, funny, funny racism, memes
Do you know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky? Tapestry

Description: Great guy.

Tags: bar, beer, brasky, comedy, dad
I love edging Tapestry

Description: You just have to try it

Tags: dad, edge, fathers day, funny lawn, gardener

I love edging Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Jane, you ignorant slut Tapestry

Description: classic line

Tags: bill murray, chevy chase, comedy, dan aykroyd, ignorant

Jane, you ignorant slut Tapestry

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Low-Key Fire Tapestry

Description: get it?

Tags: brain rot, cringe, fire, gen z, high key

Low-Key Fire Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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God is testing me...and I have not studied Tapestry

Description: I'm not sure what type of humor this is, but I like it. Absurdist humor maybe? But if you add a surprised kitten, somehow it totally works.

Tags: absurdism, absurdist, cat, christian, faith
You cannot be serious - John Mcenroe Tapestry

Description: Legend. They don't make them like this anymore.

Tags: 80s, 80s tennis, baumer, bjorn borg, mcenroe
Anxiety: Get Ready.  Me: For What?  Anxiety: idk just hurry Tapestry

Description: A couple times per week

Tags: adhd, anxious, autistic, depression, dread
Do you know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky? Tapestry

Description: Great guy.

Tags: alec baldwin, bar, beer, brasky, comedy
Lips & Assholes Tapestry

Description: Home of the Old 96'er Lake Pechoggin, WI

Tags: 4th of july, 80s movie, bbq, chet ripley, dan ackroyd

Lips & Assholes Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Money Trees LA Tapestry

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, hip hop, kendrick, ketchup

Money Trees LA Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Lebowski '28 - this aggression will not stand, man Tapestry

Description: Vote for the dude in 2028

Tags: 2028, big lebowski, election, lebowski, lebowski for president
Stringer Bell Properties - Baltimore, MD Tapestry

Description: Street business legend

Tags: avon barksdale, baltimore, baltimore orioles, idris elba, maryland
Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV Tapestry

Description: Probably the best cable channel

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, chunky, coffin flop

Coffin Flop only on Corncob TV Tapestry

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Coffin Flop - just body after body.... Tapestry

Description: This world's f*cking so f*cked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?

Tags: 55 burgers, brians hat, carber vac, coffin flop, corncob tv
Throw me a frickin' bone here Tapestry

Description: Evil plans, sharks with lasers

Tags: 90s, austin powers, comedy, dr evil quote, evil

Throw me a frickin' bone here Tapestry

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Overrated - Mona Lisa Tapestry

Description: I don't actually think so, but I just thought this was hilarious

Tags: andy samberg, artist, da vinci, davinci, italy

Overrated - Mona Lisa Tapestry

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My bronouns are: Big Dawg Tapestry

Description: Hey bro

Tags: best friends, big dawg, big dog, brainrot, bro

My bronouns are: Big Dawg Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Please hesitate to contact me Tapestry

Description: Pretty much everyone I meet

Tags: antisocial, contact me, dating, dont call me, email

Please hesitate to contact me Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Shutuuuuup!!! - Arnold Schwarzenegger Tapestry

Description: Kindergarten Cop was such a fantastic movie when it came out

Tags: 90s, arnold, back to school, cop, its not a tumor
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man Tapestry

Description: This is still in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Tags: bowling, abides, the dude, over the line, the dude abides
Put out the vibe Tapestry

Description: Vibe legends.

Tags: jeff daniels, harry and lloyd, lloyd christmas, aspen, put out the vibe

Put out the vibe Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Throw me a frickin' bone here Tapestry

Description: Evil plans, sharks with lasers

Tags: 90s, austin powers, comedy, dr evil quote, evil

Throw me a frickin' bone here Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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RIP Godzilla the Gorilla Tapestry

Description: I guess he just wanted to own his life or something

Tags: baby of the year, calico cut pants, coffin flop, corncob tv, dan flashes

RIP Godzilla the Gorilla Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Pelosi Capital Management Tapestry

Description: Beating the market since day 1

Tags: finance, investment, investor, market, nancy pelosi

Pelosi Capital Management Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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Lebowski 2028 Tapestry

Description: Vote for the dude in 2028 This aggression will not stand, man

Tags: 2024, america, big lebowski, bowling, election

Lebowski 2028 Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? Tapestry

Description: Y'all suckers write me checks and then they bounce So I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount

Tags: brooklyn, hello nasty, hip hop, license to ill, mike d
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious Tapestry

Description: Already an iconic line

Tags: california, crazy scary spooky hilarious, gnx, hip hop, kendrick

Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious Tapestry

$23.00 $26.00

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