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"Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection." - Mark Twain Tapestry

Description: Love this quote

Tags: america, continuous improvement, huck finn, humor, inspirational
I don't struggle with Autism, I am very good at it Tapestry

Description: Pro

Tags: absurd, actually autistic, adhd, anxiety, aspergers
I don't struggle with autism, I am very good at it Tapestry

Description: Pro

Tags: absurd, actually autistic, adhd, anxiety, aspergers
PROJECT MAYHEM Tapestry

Description: The first rule of fight club, is you do not talk about fight club

Tags: 90s, 90s movie, anarchy, brad pitt, edward norton

PROJECT MAYHEM Tapestry

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PROJECT MAYHEM Tapestry

Description: The first rule of fight club, is you do not talk about fight club

Tags: 90s, 90s movie, brad pitt, edward norton, fight club rules

PROJECT MAYHEM Tapestry

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Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge Tapestry

Description: People opt for quick judgments because genuine thinking requires more effort and cognitive resources

Tags: carl jung quote, famous quote, judge, judging, jung
Blizzard Man - what it do Tapestry

Description: What it do

Tags: 1995, 90s, blizzard man, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine

Blizzard Man - what it do Tapestry

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Blizzard Man Tapestry

Description: What it do

Tags: rapper, lonely island, dick in a box, brooklyn 99, rap

Blizzard Man Tapestry

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Turd Ferguson Tapestry

Description: Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it’s a funny name.

Tags: snl, alex trebek, jeopardy, will ferrell, comedy

Turd Ferguson Tapestry

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D.E.N.N.I.S. Systems Tapestry

Description: Demonstrate Value Engage Physically Nurturing Dependence Neglect Emotionally Inspire Hope Separate Entirely

Tags: always sunny in philadelphia, charlie day, charlie kelly, danny devito, dating

D.E.N.N.I.S. Systems Tapestry

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Toonces Look Out!!! Tapestry

Description: "He drives around all over the town, he's Toonces the Driving Cat!"

Tags: 80s, alec baldwin, cat, cats, driving

Toonces Look Out!!! Tapestry

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Loded Diaper - logo Tapestry

Description: We’re going full diaper.

Tags: band, diaper, diary of a wimpy kid, funny kids, kid

Loded Diaper - logo Tapestry

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Pray for my opps Tapestry

Description: My opps are going to hate this one

Tags: basketball, black, competition, enemies, enemy

Pray for my opps Tapestry

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Seabass said that? Tapestry

Description: Seabass said that?

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, aspen, colorado, dumb and dumber quote

Seabass said that? Tapestry

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Do something today that your future self will thank you for Tapestry

Description: Motivation

Tags: business, discipline, entrepreneur, grind, grit
Feed Eggs - dude you ran out of eggs would you like to buy 80 eggs? Tapestry

Description: Would you like to buy a pack of 80 eggs?

Tags: 55 burgers, coffin flop, computer, corncob tv, dan flashes
Clap if you love Dynamo - The Running Man Tapestry

Description: I think this is my favorite 80's movie. I know that seems weird, but this movie completely captivated me as a kid.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, buzzsaw

Clap if you love Dynamo - The Running Man Tapestry

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Buzzsaw - The saw is part of me Tapestry

Description: It's hard to believe (or not really!) that The Running Man takes place in 2025, ICS and this game show could absolutely exist in a couple of years. One of my favorite dystopian science fiction movies ever!

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, action movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger

Buzzsaw - The saw is part of me Tapestry

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Barbershop Quartet - Skokie, Illinois Tapestry

Description: Featuring Big Kip Diskin Baritone

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, acapella, barber, barbershop

Barbershop Quartet - Skokie, Illinois Tapestry

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Turbo Lax - Instant Relief From Constipation Tapestry

Description: CAUTION

Tags: 90s, ace ventura, comedy, constipation, diarrhea

Turbo Lax - Instant Relief From Constipation Tapestry

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Eat Sleep Goon Repeat Tapestry

Description: rizz, beta, omega, alpha, Diddy party, sigma, chad

Tags: brain rot, diddy, eat sleep goon repeat, goon, meme

Eat Sleep Goon Repeat Tapestry

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GOON Tapestry

Description: Goon squad

Tags: brain rot, diddy, goon, gyatt, meme

GOON Tapestry

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I wish it was Friday Tapestry

Description: But seriously though I do

Tags: camp crystal lake, crystal lake, friday the 13th, fridaythe13th, halloween

I wish it was Friday Tapestry

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You Free Tonight? Tapestry

Description: USA! USA USA!

Tags: america, american, american eagle, bald eagle, eagle

You Free Tonight? Tapestry

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You Free Tonight? Tapestry

Description: USA! USA USA!

Tags: american, american eagle, bald eagle, eagle, freedom

You Free Tonight? Tapestry

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They hate us because they ain't us Tapestry

Description: USA

Tags: american, election, funny america, funny usa, george washington

They hate us because they ain't us Tapestry

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I love Eating Microplastics Tapestry

Description: I guess you are what you eat

Tags: brainrot, climate change, earth, eating, eating microplastics

I love Eating Microplastics Tapestry

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Are you willing to put in the work when no one is watching? Tapestry

Description: hoop dreams

Tags: anthony edwards, golden state warriors, inspiration, inspirational, kevin durant
Highly Caffeinated Tapestry

Description: Coffee

Tags: caffeinated, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee quote, cup of coffee

Highly Caffeinated Tapestry

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GIGACHAD Tapestry

Description: Self described

Tags: alpha, alpha male, chad, chad meme, gen z

GIGACHAD Tapestry

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Mavericks - Half Moon Bay, California Tapestry

Description: Legendary surf break. Modern vintage design logo

Tags: big wave, bodhi, california, half moon bay, hawaii

Mavericks - Half Moon Bay, California Tapestry

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You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back. Tapestry

Description: Best sketch in the entire show. Sloppy Steaks at Truffonis. I'm worried the baby thinks that people can't change. Roy Donk approves

Tags: banana breath, calico cut pants, chunky, coffin flop, corncob tv
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world. Tapestry

Description: All time incredible writing in I Think You Should Leave. He somehow makes absurd comedy that is hilarious, but also kinda sad, but still absurd.

Tags: 55 burgers, baby of the year, club aqua, coffin flop, corncob tv
Blessed with a touch of the 'tism Tapestry

Description: Beautiful

Tags: a touch of the tism, adhd, anxiety, autism, autism awareness

Blessed with a touch of the 'tism Tapestry

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MK Ultra Survivor Tapestry

Description: mind control

Tags: mind control, conspiracy, 60s, military, cia

MK Ultra Survivor Tapestry

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WTF - Wow That's Fantastic! Tapestry

Description: This is what it actually means

Tags: dad joke, dad jokes, fathers day, florida, funny

WTF - Wow That's Fantastic! Tapestry

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